Adventures in College Safety

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Adventures in College Safety is a fiction comedy podcast about a group of misfit college security guards and their friends that engage in some hilarious shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem while working the overnight shift Pleasant Valley Community Col


    • Apr 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 12m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Phil's Holiday Greeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 0:26


    Phil says happy bunny day! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Episode 5: Hey Mr. Dispatcher

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 23:38


    When the regular dispatcher call out sick, a morning radio DJ fills in for him Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek Darin - Josh Valladares Phil - Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello Captain Cooke - Derek Bennison Beef Vegan - Paul Reinbach Nancy - Zylaar Cross Female Student #1 - Courtzie Female Student # 2 - Zylaar Cross --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Mini-Episode 5: Human Resources

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 8:28


    After a prank goes wrong at a Basketball game, the guys find themselves in a meeting with HR. CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon HR Lady- Zylaar Cross Game Announcer - Derek Deutsch Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    (Not so mini) Mini-Episode 4: Family Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 19:10


    When Phil gets himself and the guys into debt with Gina, she collects by having them pretend to be her family to impress her real family. It goes just about how you might expect. CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Gina - Zylaar Cross Richard - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Clifford - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Tammy - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Uncle Cravin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Sleezy Man - Paul Reinbach Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Episode 4: Bathroom Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 29:38


    Captain Balding is back on 3rd shift and the guys meet Kenny the new work study officer for them to train. They decide to play some haunting pranks to test his nerves...well and because it's just so fun. CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Lt. Brand - Joseph Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 Kenny - Kyle Bonn Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Mini-Episode 3: College Safety Undercover

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 9:27


    Captain Balding conducts an "off the books" undercover operation to eradicate drugs on the PVCC campus once and for all, but things take a bit of a turn. Cast Narrator Darin – Derek Deutsch Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek Darin - Josh Valladares Phil - Halrawk Captain Cooke - Derek Benison Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello Female Student # 1 - Courtzie Jock - Kyle Bonn Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow - @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Episode 3: Not So Fast and Only Mildly Furious

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 25:39


    While Phil is busy pulling pranks at the library Joey, Tommy and Darin accidentally start an underground golf cart racing extravaganza. Captain Balding's early return threatens to spoil the fun, but a fun distraction might save the day! CAST Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott - Drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello - @secretVVeapon Lt. Brand - Joseph Dumpster Jesus - Paul Reinbach Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee Gina - Zylaar Cross Joey - Levi Ross Kenny - Kyle Bonn Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Mini-Episode 2: What's Alpaca with You?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 4:26


    One quiet night, Tommy and Phil stumble across an alpaca while on patrol. Naturally, Phil wants to be a cowboy. Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Patreon! https://patreon.com/adventuresincollegesafety or @ThatCollegeShow on twitter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Episode 2: Who Let That Dog Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 28:15


    Balding "supervises" 3rd shift from afar and while Tommy and Darin try out a faster way to get things done Phil gets suited up for some mischief. Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott - @ Drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon Lt. Brand - Joseph Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham Damian - GothFoxVK - @ThatGothFox Julia - Gina Moravec - @GinaM9816 Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee Gina - Zylaar Cross Joey - Levi Ross Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Mini-Episode 1: Tabletop Storm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 6:30


    When a storm has the guys stuck in the office they try to pass the time with a little tabletop RPG action. It gets weird. Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon Music and SFX by: www.videvo.net Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Episode 1: Training Day (Pilot)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 32:15


    Come along as the adventures begin. Darin and Phil re-live the "good old days" as college safety officers (security guards) on the over night shift at a community college in a nowhere Arizona town of Pleasant Valley. Learn how it all started right here. This is training day. Cast Narrator Darin - Derek Deutsch - @ThatEffnGuy Narrator Phil - Dillon Horinek - @ManiacalZ Darin - Josh Valladares - @Josh_the_Mosh Phil - Halrawk - @Halrawk Tommy - Andrew Scott @drewcifer_9000 Captain Cooke - Derek Benison Captain Balding - Anthony Ziello @secretVVeapon Dispatcher - Thomas O'Brien - @tombeeeeeeeeeee Megan McHottie - Mig-Anne Gotham Lt. Brand - Joseph Gina - Zylaar Cross Joey - Levi Ross Katsuka – Amazingmax (Avdeyev Maksim) - @AmazingmaxAM Music and SFX by: https://www.videvo.net/ Stay up to date with news about the show, release dates, and more on our Twitter! https://twitter.com/ThatCollegeShow @ThatCollegeShow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Wonderful World of ACS Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 2:59


    A brief introduction...sorta...of the show and some of the colorful characters! #funnystuff #comedypodcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    New Students Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2021 0:59


    A couple of new students meet Captain Balding. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Narrator Darin Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 1:00


    A little intro to what all the madness is about...sorta. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

    Captain Balding Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 1:00


    Adventures in College Safety is a scripted comedy podcast about a couple of friends (Darin and Phil) looking back on the shenanigans, misadventures, and mayhem they got up to while working the overnight shift for a college safety department at a community college in the desert town of Pleasant Valley in the early 2000's. COMING SOON!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/adventuresincollegesafety/support

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