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Finding love, getting married and going up, down or sideways through the Panama canal?

Mixing colours, teeth brushing VS parenting and depression - all the greats!

Celeb spotting, Dad poetry and how many jobs can ladies do?

Questionable short stories, happy hardcore and The Queen