Bach Made In Heaven

We discuss the unusual romantic couplings that result from extreme pressure to find the love of the rest of your entire, long life in a few a short days. We also discover that we have a Music Man "expert" in our midst. This is our recap of The Bachelor's Listen To Your Heart, Episode 3. Yes! We know the show is over! We're on our own timeline.

We begin our journey back with a recap of Episode 2 of The Bachelor Franchise's Listen to Your Heart. Yes, the show is over. Yes, we're just now getting to the recap and yes, we're skipping right over Episode 1. It's just our way. Don't question it. Just sit back, curl your moustache and enjoy.

Peter gives out his final rose, proposes to an angel, Barb steals the show and all hell breaks loose on The Bachelor season finale. We discuss what Will wears to bed and our new friend, King, gives us his thoughts on opinionated moms and straddle jumps. This is our recap of the final episode of The Bachelor.

The Women Tell All - without Kelly and Natasha. Peter selects his final two, sort-of. Peter's parents pretend to be clown towning in a parked SUV, traumatizing Emily for life and "someone" mistakes coyotes for chickens. This is our version of a recap of Episode 10 of The Bachelor.

This week, it's the Fantasy Suites and there is plenty of drama. Halter Ann, Fictoria and Madison all move in together so that dating, and possibly "clown towning" with the same man is supremely awkward. Will finds his mustache idol and our show almost becomes a musical. This is our version of a recap of The Fantasy Suites episode of the show we love, The Bachelor.

Peter tries to throw an axe, dances in a vat of grapes, masters basketball and selects his final three. We meet Dadison, the man, boy-faced, old guy and Kelsey loses the drama. Well, sort-of...This is our version of a recap of Episode 8 of The Bachelor.

Peter chooses his final four, Kelly marginalizes Alpacas and reminds everyone that she's an attorney, Hannah Ann makes little heart dots over her i's and, despite numerous efforts to read the fashion clues, we fail to ascertain the weather in Peru. This is our version of a recap of Episode 7 of The Bachelor.

Tammy further embraces villainy, the women on the group date engage in some Telenovela, Peter has a wonderful date where he learns humane horsemanship from Chilean cowboys. This is our recap of Episode 6 of The Bachelor.

Peter glasses himself, Peter and Kelly go on a magical candle date to learn some definitive truths, and Tammy gets her villain on in our recap of The Bachelor, Episode 5.

Emily and Victoria F. learn that Peter is a pilot, everyone learns that Peter is Tammy's boyfriend, Victoria P. brushes an eyelash off a girl she's never met before named Alayah and the Cleveland Tourism Board kills it our version of a recap of The Bachelor, Episode 4.