CBeebies Go Home

The podcast is back and Cammy and James take a look back over the previous shows we've covered to work out what might happen in the final season Will the Pontipines resolve their long running boundary dispute with the Wattingers? Is Waffle part of the Woof! Universe? Will Bing kill Flop or will Flop harvest Bing like a prime slice of Waygu beef? Find out all this and more.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. THIS IS AN ADULT PODCAST. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cammy and James delve into the world of Waffle the Wonder Dog and uncover some unsettling casting choices. We also check in on CBeebies presenters at homw and wonder what the CBeebies version of Fight Club might look like? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode of the podcast Cammy and James take a look at Octonauts and its strange unnecessary colonial undertones. Elsewhere Cammy pitches an idea for a Nick Knowles CBeebies vehicle and we revisit Peppa Pig's fascistic tenancies. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode Cammy and James once again depart from the world of CBeebies to look at the inexplicably popular Paw Patrol. If the dogs can drive how come they can't walk? Are they paid by the hour? How come only the dogs can talk? Where do the dogs get their clothes? Where are Ryders parents? Is Chase a facist? WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/cbeebiesgohome. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Responding to numerous listener requests and lockdown boredom Cammy and James take a look outside the world of CBeebies and delve into the Peppa Pig universe. Is is possible for a Children's TV show to come up with a character worse than Bing? Apparently the answer is yes. We look at why Daddy Pig is such an arsehole, why Peppa is never pulled up on her behaviour and why Mummy Pig wears a bikini. WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! EXPLICIT CONTENT! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

"He's a horse/ he's the Pope/ he's the horse Pope"Welcome back to CBeebies Go Home the podcast that takes an adult look into the strange world of CBeebies. This week we look at In The Night Garden and try to work out what in the hell its all about. Probably an allegory for death like all other CBeebies shows. We also uncover some very disturbing Makka Pakka based fan fiction in which Makka Pakka gets out his 10 inch Pakka and interferes with the Tombliboos.WARNING: ADULT CONTENT. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH CBEEBIES, THE BBC OR PROGRAM MAKERS. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN!In this week's episode Cammy and James prepare for lockdown by taking a deep dive into the world of Mr Tumble. Is Mr Tumble a figment of Justin's imagination? What does Justin have on BBC executives? Is Justin well hung?We also uncover some deeply disturbing and very specific Mr Tumble fan fiction and come up with some fresh pitches for some CBeebies shows. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode of CBeebies Go Home, Cammy and James look at Yolanda's Band Jam. What's under Paul Smith of Maximo Park's hat? Why is Yolanda being a prick to those tuba players? Why the tuba is the greatest instrument of all time and all sting players are arseholes.We also pitch a CBeebies adaptation of Lolita starring all the characters from Mr Tumble.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BBC, CBEEBIES OR ANY OF THE PROGRAM MAKERS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Cammy and James look at the world of Topsy and Tim. They discover the dark origins of the name Topsy, predict a terrifying future for Tim and Tony Welsh and unpick their Dad's Mummy issues.We also hear your ideas for new CBeebies shows and which CBeebies characters Cammy would be in a human centipede with.WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDRENWe are not affiliated with the BBC or CBeebies or the programme makers. Mr Rosen is (probably) not a paedophile See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a special Christmas episode Cammy and James look back at the horror show that was the 1983 Keith Harris Christmas Party. Why is there a giant flaccid cock and balls wandering around Keith Harris's house? Who the hell paid for all this? Where the hell did John Craven come from? Did Keith Harris ever do it whilst attached to Orville? What else was on TV on Boxing Day in 1983?Watch the full horror show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6aQmIdpgPQDon't have nightmares - The podcast will return in 2020. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cammy and James take a look the second series of Bing which has been launched on an unsuspecting public. Why does Flop sound different? Does this give us any clues as to what the hell is going on? Is this a reboot or a new personality inhabiting the Flop sock puppet Avatar? What colour is Flop's cock? Is he banging Ama? All these questions and more answered in this podcast (sort of).WARNING CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SCENES OF A SEXUAL NATURE. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND NOT ASSOCIATED WITH CBEEBIES THE BBC OR PROGRAMME MAKERS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cammy and James are back to look at the arsehole that is Peter Rabbit. Why is Mr Todd so unequipped for life in the country? Why aren't Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny beaten like in the books? When, within the Beatrix Potter cannon is this set? We also look ahead to plans for a Christmas special episode, possibly looking a the strange lives of Ross and Norris McWhirter.CAUTION: NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS. NOT AFFILIATED WITH CBEEBIES, THE BBC, OR PROGRAMME MAKERS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Cammy and James take a look at Justin's House and find it's neither a place they want to stay in or a place they want to play in. We chat about Equity rates for tumblers, Justin's sex fetishes, Robert the Robots background as a sex worker and try to discover what happened to Dee Livery.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDRENWe are not affiliated with the BBC or makers of any of the programmes featured on the podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cammy and James take a look at the world's strangest and most ineffective international rescue organisation. Is Ubercorn an omnipotent God? How often do Kyan's gymnastics actually come in useful? Why do they never arrest Grandmaster Glitch? Why did Lars take Xuli on a date to the actual sewers of London.WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE BBC OR CBEEBIES OR ANY OF THE PROGRAMME MAKERS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we take a look at the world of Baby Jake. How many of the kids are Ava's? Where are Social Services in all this? Is Baby Jake dead? Are Issac's hallucinations caused by the meth lad his Dad's running in the basement? All these questions and more answered in this week's podcast.WARNING: ADULT CONTENT - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Cammy and James discuss the Teletubbies. Are the Teletubbies a representation of humanity's evolution to a natural utopian state? How much do Polish sexologists charge for watching episodes of Teletubbies? Why is there Teletubbies Harry Potter sexual fan fiction.WARNING: CONTAINS SCENES OF A SEXUAL TELETUBBY NATURE THAT ANY RIGHT MINDED PERSON SHOULD FIND OFFENSIVE See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The only podcast that takes children's TV more seriously than is necessary returns to look at one of the darkest CBeebies offerings. Cammy and James take a long hard look at Moon & Me to try and work out what it's all about. What is Baby Moon plotting? Is Mr Onions exploiting Sleepy Dibalo? Is this a representation of hell?Join us next time for an even darker episode where we tackle Teletubbies. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we take a look at the dark world of Molly and Mack. On the surface a light children's TV show but darkness lies beneath. Is Sad Dad actually Mack's Dad? What happened to Molly's mum and does Bob know more than he's letting on? How does anyone in the Big Hub actually make any money and how did Sad Dad's nursery pass its Ofsted inspection? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The podcast that takes a sideways look at Children's TV returns. This week we're delving into the seedy world of Greendale and trying to make sense of the world of Postman Pat where helicopter is often deployed just to deliver a single parcel. Is Pat in a coma? Why is Brian Cox pretending to be someone called Ryan Farrow? Is Ben the worst boss in the world or simply trying to manage the world's worst postman as best he can.We also hear some listener suggestions for which children's TV characters they'd like to comfort them as they lay dying and pitch some new CBeebies shows.PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN AND WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED IN ANY WAY WITH THE BBC OR MAKERS OF POSTMAN PAT.Apologies to Brian Cox... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to our brand new podcast, CBeebiesGoHome. Each week we take an adult look at the world of children's TV subjecting it to levels of analysis and theorising it neither asks for or deserves. In our first episode we take a look at the dark world of Bing. We try to make sense of Bing's world, what Flop even is and whether Flop's poor parenting will eventually lead Bing down a very very dark path. You can find us on Twitter @CBeebiesGoHome or e-mail cbeebiesgohome@gmail.com.Please note we are not affiliated with the BBC, CBeebies or any of the programme makers. This podcast contains adult language and themes and is not suitable for children. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.