Cuz I Said So- True Crime For Beginners

This week the kids learn about Andrei Chikatilo. They also learn that you taste with your tongue and not your throat, that if you roll around in jelly beans some can end up in your mouth and that Stalin was the ultimate murderer. Take that Hitler!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about the insane crimes of Sante Kimes. They also learn that urine is very slippery, exactly how long is too long to hold your mothers hand and that classic lesson, ALWAYS CHECK REFRENCES! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about the "attack" of "pregnant" Andrea Diaz. They also learn that sexism is everywhere, getting arrested at the end of a first date isn't a good sign for a future relationship and sometimes you need to walk away from your real estate. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about the strange circumstances of the death of Brian Wells. They also learn that giant playhouses can't make you friends, that being great at Scrabble isn't everything and that not all one stop shops are as good as they seem. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about Daniel LaPlante. They also learn that some houses walls are thicker than others, that even a fair isn't fun if you're there with a nutcase and that carrot cake is an important part of Wiccan ceremonies. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn the story of Natalee Holloway. They also learn that aquariums are the best place to see sharks, why their senior trip will be to a place with a drinking age and that the former police commissioner in Aruba is a complete douche. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this quick episode the kids learn about the disappearance of Brandon Swanson. They also learn that you can drive too far to go to a party, that cornfields are the real enemy and that you should always take your glasses when walking in the dark. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about the murderer Sharon Kinne. They also learn that garden slugs are not bullet detectors, that guns aren't the best toys for two year old's, and that credit card debt is the real nightmare. This is also the week the Mom learns you should write the lesson down before you start talking. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn the sad story of the Hart family murder/suicide. They also learn that paint brushes work better with paint on them, that everything on Facebook is a lie and that some people are really into music festivals. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're back and the kids are ready to learn about the crimes of killer doctor Michael Swango. They also learn that you should never drink a soda someone else has opened, that Zimbabwe isn't the smartest place to commit a crime and always say no to questionable spicy chicken. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The kids close out season one by hearing the story of one of one of the most notorious serial killers of all time. They also learn that some hobbies shouldn't be indulged, what fiddlesticks are, skulls don't make the best decorations and that you should turn the lights ON when checking out a room. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about Luka Magnotta. They also learn that you should steer clear of packages dripping blood, what the word androgynous means and that some people will do anything for attention. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about the murder of Peggy Carr. They also learn that you can always just turn your music down, not to drink mysterious soda and that MENSA isn't a club they are interested in joining. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn the sad story of Laurie Dann. They also learn that you shouldn't store your meat in couches, there are better things to drink than warm milk and getting your kid a psychiatrist is better then getting them a gun. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about Skylar Neese. They also learn that sneaking out of the house is never a good idea, you can learn more in science than just science and that social media isn't the best place to bare your soul. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about Stella Nickell. They also learn that tropical fish can't fulfill your emotional needs, cotton balls aren't the best protective barrier and that some people are more fun drunk. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn about Maura Murray. They also learn that being old doesn't make you any less suspicious, if your going to steal from Fort Knox make it worth your while, and for God's sake always leave a note. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today the kids learn about the Yosemite serial killer Cary Stayner. They also learn to trust your gut, that a man needs more than Bigfoot for company and that you can never guess what a seven year old is thinking. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week the kids learn the story of Joan Robinson Hill. They also learn that money can't buy you love, never trust a man that won't let you pick out your own pastry and when it comes to music rooms bigger isn't always better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to our first episode where the kids learn about the Stanford Swimming rapist Brock Turner. They will learn the importance of girlfriends who have your back and why college campuses should bring in Swedish Exchange Students. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app