Dialectdicks is the convergence of three diverse dicks: an American, a Libyan and a Venezuelan. Each week Ryan, Mo, and Carlos explore what it means to be a somewhat thoughtful human being in the 21st Century. Episodes released bi-weekly.
Hey, it's been a...2019 holidays, New Year's, Winter, FUCKING PANDEMIC, summer, and...Still summer in Phoenix :) But we are back after all of that, and we are happy to be recording again. Hope you all enjoy this. Stay tuned for more!
On this episode, we jump into the online dating scene these days. We reverse engineered the Neti Pot design, as well as discussing of the best cheesecake in Arizona. Want a piece? Want to join the waiting list? Then go and send us a message on FB and we'll give you our promo code.
Starting 2020 doing some bowling, as well as discussing how different the bowling is in Canada (weird!). Lifting a car left hanging on a parking lot slab. As well as discussing what is up with bombing other country's generals! Check this shit out.
Welcome back to the latest episode of 2019. Where we discuss about our feelings and perspectives about Christmas time, new year's resolution. And how much all that has changed for us since we were kids. Check it out and Happy Holidays! #NewYearNewMeBS
On this episode, we discuss the weird level of security on testing rooms, social media drama, and how sensitive and edgy people are online these days. And of course, the usual random topic discussion. Anything you can relate to? Or not? Let us know!
On this episode we talk about our impressions on Tesla's cybertruck. How odd it looks physically, but how could that be the least important thing to care about. We also talk about all protests happening these days around the world: Hong Kong, Chile, Colombia, etc. And of course, the classic rant at the end. Enjoy it!
On this episode, we talk about Mo's experience in casino poker, our spirit towards Thanksgiving and holidays. We also let out our bitching souls for you to maybe relate? Check it out and let us know what you think. Thanks to our listener that gave us 5-star on Apple Podcast.
WE ARE BACK! This is part of our "Season 2". We talk about the weddings, specially the one from our guest Mo. As well as how much fun we had as wedding guests. And of course, some classic roasting and whatnot. Click play and crank that $$$ up!
On this episode, we discuss close calls. Specifically the dangers of leaving a car with a gas leak inside a garage. Being woken up by the smell of gas. BET channel coming across as racist. Surviving the then tropical storm Dorian in Puerto Rico. And other freestyle rants. Check it out!
On this episode, we touch on some fun science with the educated help of our friend PhD Kirt R. Bringing in some insights on the way NASA conducts their research. How they sleep at night knowing that the earth might be flat. And in exclusive, we get the scientific answer to the question of who was first between the egg and the chicken!! We discuss about AI, possible positive things out of Musk's plan of nuking Mars. And of course, we bring you Ryan's guide to BFF status. Enjoy it!
Second half of our double bomb track. Following what we started on Part 1. Enjoy responsibly.
On this split episode, we have our dear friend Dilip as our guest. Where we touched on political views and how both sides of the political coin address things these days. Hang tight for this split episode 5. Enjoy it!
On this episode, we bring you some survival stories, friendship discussion, how BFF status is granted, how Ryan's parent make amazing wine, and we break the fucking taboo of showing ourselves vulnerable in our adult lives.
We are back bitches! On this episode we touch on VAR (soccer review technology), programming and using it to be lazy at work, and relationships. Message us out if interested on our "sponsor's" product you adventurous MAFCK!!
On this episode we talk about homelessness and how people approach discussions on Facebook (being little bitches). We also talk a tiny bit about abortion. With an international guest Tash. So, crank this shit up!!!
Very first amateur shot to entertain you while you try to kill some time listening to something different. We appreciate your ears on this!