Friendimorphs

Symmetry is important in story telling - we circle back to the audio quality of episode 1 with our newfound "marginally more palatable jokes."Incremental progress after over two years - a fitting tribute to the sci-fy epic that defined a generation.

We answer all your Animorphs related questions from how to cheat in Dungeons and Dragons to whether every day objects are just shitty dice, this week on Friendimorphs!

Not a burlap bag full of hard white seeds!

Not your favorite dog-pokemon learning an instrument for the ren faire!

We may as well be talking about Hoard of the Dragon Queen, as much as we discuss the "ol' Tiamat." This week, on Friendimorphs!

For those of you who prefer tabletop games to Baldur's Gate, good news: It's the die-version, this week, on Friendimorphs.

Press that wide key with an arrow on it: it’s time for the return!

Will we finally figure out what the Ellimist does, or come to a consensus on how to pronounce his name? Yes, we do one of those!

When things get tough, remember to bea-vere for each other

Much like when it was fashionable to remove monarchs‘ ruling sticks, the de-scepts in in this week's book: the Deception!

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a dragon, is in fact, a Bievilerd from the planet Ondar, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Bievilerd plus Ondar.

Forced to separate corners of the glove, the friendimorphs bravely press forward with our first 3-way online recording sesh. Don't worry, we're really good at it.

Is Tobias a bird or a boy? Are war crimes okay? Will Taylor finally mend some clothes?? Tune in to find out!

A small glass container you keep by the joint between your leg bones?? No, we're talking about a different kind of jar-knee this week, on Friendimorphs.

Confidently spoken but uninformed opinions on animorphs, programming languages, and what it means to be human: this week, on Friendimorphs.

In a style more befitting out dozenth dozen episode, this week’s Friendimorphs answers the question “what if we were all gross guy?”

What would the Friendimorphs be like in an alternate universe where some of the cast was both funny and smart? Find out today!

More like the other blue meat, am I right? Hello? Is this thing on?

TNT's newest drama, hot takes on Pokemon SwSh, and all the other Animorphs goings on you crave: this week, on Friendimorphs.

Kink alerts, joke rating, and our best review to date: this week, on Friendimorphs.

Cool new aliens, a painting gets framed, and we get some user feedback! This week, on Friendimorphs.

We're releasing this after Episode 36 in the interest of non-linear storytelling, and not, as you may be thinking, because we forgot about it. VISSER!

The worst ad yet and very subtle symbolism: this week, on Friendimorphs.

This week on friendimorphs, we’re talking matress-sides.

It’s a choose your own adventure! Pro tip: choose not to read this one.

The Animorphs have caught the space flu, and the only cure is a little moray Cassie tell (ing a story).

Cow are you? I’m feeling bo-fine. Tune in this week for cow puns galore!

You only squid twice.

This weeks book was guest-written by John Ritter. Tune in for 8 simple rules of engagement for dating my teenage Ellimist!

There’s some lore about the friendimorphs in this episode: tune in to find out all about our recent dates!

Spoiler: The Suspicion is that this book came from fanfic.net.

Witness the world exclusive reveal: one of the Jakes kind of remembers a show called The Pretender, and the Friendimorphs spend way too long talking about that.

Like Part 1, but with 50% more “guerilla sounds like gorilla” jokes, guaranteed.

Children handle first contact, we get some morph lore, and the abs go all the way up in this one.

As we conclude the David trilogy, one thing becomes clear: Oh wow these books are good?

The second book in the David trilogy begs the question, which of the friendimorphs does the best Marge impression?

World leaders are thiiiiis close to stabilizing the Middle East. Meanwhile, there’s a new kid in the animorphs’ school! Guess which one is the B-plot?

K.A. almost tells a satisfying story as the Friendimorphs deliver a perfectly satisfying ‘cast (which is short for “podcast”).

Like a fine wine, this podcast has aged since its pre-Christmas recording. If you don't find it funny, you probably just don't have a refined palate.

This weeks episode has an ARG: try to get drunk at the same rate as the friendimorphs! Merry Christmas ya filthy animal morphers.

This podcast was very funny when recorded; any jokes that don't land are a result of Ellimist meddeling.

You bat-ter watch out, you bat-ter not cry. You get it, this one has bats.

Rhino what you did last summer.

This week on Friendimorphs, the moment we've all been waiting for: the return of Marco's sad dad!

Cassie's back at it again. If you thought Applegate was done with plots focused on toilet jokes, you are waaaay off.