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Fuks Off is the podcast about everything. Sit down, have a drink and a laugh with James, Kristin, Brandon and Bonnie talking business, joking about life and current events. 

Fuks Off Podcast


    • Apr 13, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Ep.50: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 29:44


    On this episode, Kristin is bamboozled by James and together they learn what a "moderate" hike means in South Carolina, the gang prepare for snakes and murder wasps, Jeep waving and should Brandon get a vajacial?

    Ep.49: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 34:22


    Facebook Marketplace is the best emma right? We also discuss bartender blunders, Brandon convincing everyone to move, updates on Brandon and Bonnie's next move and car sale. Also, why our cable provider sucks, and Trish would thrive in prison. follow us @fuks off podcast

    Ep.48: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 44:24


    Brandon and Bonnie have BREAKING NEWS! Also, would you move without having a job? James and Kristin have a hiccup in purchasing their home and don't buy expensive and sell cheap.

    Ep.47: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 45:21


    BEST EPISODE EVER (wait for it). We discuss gaming, the Britney Spears doc, getting the COVID vaccine, guns, Gorilla Glue and how "local guides" are a**holes. Last but not least, Brandon tries to sell Bonnie's car without her permission, it did not go well.

    Ep.46: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 54:39


    James and Kristin are in South Carolina where the people are kind and the COVID doesn't exist. The gang are all excited to move down and the neighbors can't believe it. Why moving is good for kids and what are the odds of having a Bonnie, Connie and Donnie in the same room?

    Ep.45: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 22:18


    Brandon and Bonnie continue to look at areas they want to move to, Kristin has a 3 day limit for visiting and visitors and what is the best way to ask for a raise. 

    Ep.44: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 31:10


    BIG news from Kristin and James on the home front, we discuss credit scores and why they are so confusing, interest rates and the housing market, Brandon and Bonnie have cheap furniture (shocker).

    Ep.43: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 22:43


    Bonnie visits the Wild Wild West of COVID protection non-compliance where meth is the state dinner of choice. James wears a mask to protect himself from small talk instead of COVID, is not wearing a mask a dick move?

    Ep.42: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 63:11


    James is on his soapbox this episode to talk about what makes a good wingman/co-pilot to a driver on long drives? Are all rest stops engulfed in cigarette smoke or just the classy ones? Can and should we make smoking outside of your car and home illegal? James and Kristin are road trippin' and have some BREAKING NEWS! Follow us @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.41: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 98:27


    This episode we have two special guest, brother Mark and his wife Jess. We talk about about Jess's announcement, minimum wage, dead end jobs, how the lottery is a poor mans tax, 401k and Jess and Bonnie argue who grew up more affluent. 

    Ep.40: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 30:46


    Today we get buzzy and discuss men and women admitting they were wrong, working from home with your spouse, how important is the packaged on date for beer, and Brandon learns to tumble.

    Ep.39: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 47:14


    Today is all about toilet humor, the age old question roll over or under is answered, James and Kristin give a pup-date on their old bitches, why you should never do what you are told, reasons we love Brother Mark and why you will too!

    Ep.38: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 66:43


    Bonnie brags about growing up rich, Brandon, James and Kristin whine about being poor, is layaway still a thing? James introduces a new game (SPOILER ALERT) it is inappropriate (porn). follow us on Instagram @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.37: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 42:30


    Brandon and Bonnie talk about their Hawaiian vacation, James and Kristin talk about the time they almost became step-parents, why do kids complain on car rides, should dogs be allowed on planes and would you continue to zipline after shitting your pants?  Follow us on Instagram @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.36: Fuks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 57:46


    This week we talk about Kristin and James taking care of 2 expensive bitches, Bonnie gives a quiz, Trish don't give a Fu*k and Brandon and Bonnie prepare for upcoming travels.

    Ep.35: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 35:00


    Grab an IPA and join the gang as they turn fun rapid-fire questions into something dirty, fall a little off the rails and have a blast. Follow us @Fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.34: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 28:37


    James serenades the group while they talk about the updates on the rental home, do people still write checks, how not to list a rental and what is your favorite food when you were high? follow us @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.33: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 61:02


    Today the group discusses growing up, would you go back to your 20's when you were broke as hell? Money mindsets leading to and preventing success and happiness, and when should you chip in gas money for a ride in a Plymouth Breeze? follow us @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.32: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 59:47


    Rental property problems and trouble in paradise. The first tenants left and left a mess, CEO of HR Kristin steps in, Bonnie has an unfamiliar feeling in her heart and James discovers love for his new nephew. Brandon was there too.

    Bonus Ep: Fuks Off Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 36:16


    This bonus episode the group talks about one of their rental properties and the process it takes to get it ready after a tenant moves out. 

    Ep.31: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 87:12


    Friends that post the "I Voted" sticker on social media are no friends of mine. Today we talk about vote shaming, oddly exciting media coverage of election night (week), and being a political orphan. Trump is his own worst enemy, Brandon reveals a dirty secret and is it Kristin or Onika? follow us @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.30: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 37:05


    Tipping 101 don't be an asshole like Brandon who did a dine and ditch, James and Kristin go on a hangover shopping trip, and the girls talk subscription boxes, diva cups and PMS. Follow us @Fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.29: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 41:22


    On this episode we talk about why some rural towns have a 5 front yard broken down vehicle minimum requirement, would you rather be lost the in city or country, and James puts Bonnie on blast for wanting to live everywhere but never moving.

    Ep.28: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 24:47


    On this episode we discuss aging, does gray hair look good on men and women? Kristin wants Botox and Brandon still wants a dad (probably), vacations are better than presents and Bonnie drinks just enough to mess up a special sign off.

    Ep.27: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 34:02


    The conversations continue in Traverse City Michigan with the group talking parenting 101 and Tales from the Park. What is considered ignoring your kids?, at what age is it ok for champagne? and teaching responsible drinking. Follow us on Instagram @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.26: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 34:38


    ROAD TRIP! This week we are in Traverse City Michigan for some wine tasting, fall colors viewing, and tipsy conversations.  Follow us @Fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.25: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 20:23


    James calls out Bonnie for flip, flopping on selling the house, Brandon has comes to terms that selling might be best, the group is deciding if they should sell one of the rentals and a new venture is in the works.  follow us @fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.24: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 36:46


    In this episode, we talk about the couple Kristin and James cheated on Bonnie and Brandon with, again. The gang explores useful topics such as subscribe and save, eating fruit made from a loved one's remains, can we be friends with THE Tim and Finn, and has anyone seen Kristin and Britney Spears in the same room?

    Ep.23: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 36:55


    As they (James) say, don't cry over spilled perfume. This week we discuss being invested in yourself instead of your 9 to 5, is punching a clock worth it? Also, "Keeping up with the Jonses" is a losing game but buying nice clothes is fu*king awesome. 

    Ep.22: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 27:55


    The gang starts this episode off by drinking and announce brother Mark's baby boy was born adding to the Fu*ks Off family. James and Kristin cheat on Brandon and Bonnie and travel with others to Traverse City Michigan. Their new friends introduce them to a shit load of hangover supplements because they poisoned them with alcohol. 

    Ep.21: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 30:29


    Episode number 2 from Silver Lake the gang discusses James' first time and why Kristin could not stop laughing. 

    Ep.20: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 27:15


    Reunited and it feels so good! The gang gets together to go camping, discovers and discusses the "dunes people" dune buggy sub-culture, rich people vacationing by pretending to be homeless in trailers, and their near death experience on the dunes.

    Ep.19: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 31:20


    The gang gets a little tipsy and flies off the rails in this one. James is 3/4 therapist and at it again, Kristin and James announce they are Post Malone and MGK dick riders, Bonnie suggests you skip having kids and Aunt Kristin shows her nephew soft core porn.

    Ep.18: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 36:00


    Bonnie is getting a little buzzy this episode, James and Kristin think they have other friends, the group talks about downtown living, is owning a home a dream of yours? And, you're not going to believe it, Bonnie wants to sell the house.......again..

    Ep.17: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 21:29


    Brandon gets bamboozled again with Bonnie sharing he started to go to therapy, Kristin throws out questions about it and James shares his 1/3 therapist knowledge with the group. 

    Ep.16: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 29:42


    James and Kristin give an update, James sits down to pee, things you see in the background during a Webex meeting, what do you look for in an employee? 

    Ep.15: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 66:09


    Bonnie has some news, is selling your home and putting that money into rentals a good idea?, James test Brandon's editing skills, brother Mark brings out the best in his wife, is crashing a baby shower a thing?

    Ep.14: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 34:19


    Bonnie changes her mind about selling the home, James and Kristin love their new downtown living, Brandon and Bonnie travel to Tennessee, Bonnie was bear aware, Kristin says Brandon turns into Cinderella and group talk about hiking.   Follow us on Instagram:Fu*ksoffpodcast

    Ep.13: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 44:04


    Bonnie puts James on blast, James starts a new program, Bonnie puts Brandon on blast, Bonnie gets dramatic about selling their house, the group rents out their camper and it is a debacle as Brandon gets frustrated trying to park the camper and James takes pictures. Follow us on Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.12: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 30:49


    James and Kristin sell their home, will the economy shut down again, wearing a mask=guns taken away, a little politics, Shark tank=Uncle Mean James, Kristin is shocked how girly Bonnie can be, Alaskan Cruise trip and planning our next trip. subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.11: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 45:45


    Brandon the builder, Kristin's hears a loud burp, Bonnie introduces her mom, oneand a half legs, Kristin's mom stalks her via a tracking app, growing the Instagram page fuksoffpodcast, and goals to keeping a tenant. Subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.10: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 32:38


    The group talks about tenant issues, firing the property management company, James and Kristin sell their house, what is better for you owning or renting a home? Brandon likes his wood and the Instagram page is up. Subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.9: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 44:11


    Trashingo, Kristin was about to whoop some ass on spring break, Brandon's friends are assholes, Who's the know it all, and oatmeal tits.  Subscribe to our Instagram fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.8: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 71:11


    Brandon opens up about his feelings, from not knowing his dad growing up, being angry as a teen and how his childhood has shaped him as an adult. Subscribe to our Instagram fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.7: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 55:55


    Who has grit?, Bonnies COVID blessings, Kristin's HP comes out and James turns into a snob, WARNING! talking politics, Trump hates you poor people. Subscribe to our Instagram fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.6: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 77:51


    Bonus episode that Bonnie didn't know was recording, Bonnie is bored working, Surviving R Kelly was too much, Emotional issues and the couples talk about their travel plans. Subscribe to our Instagram fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.5: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 62:07


    How are affairs happening during quarantine?, That bitch should be wearing a shock collar, does drinking and sex lead to getting pregnant?, TV show talk, Brandon and Kristin are sleep deniers and Brandon and Bonnie get their  bidet. Subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.4: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 65:49


    The four basic white bitches are back this episode to talk about, Brandon's employee witnessing a suicide, HP vs Garden City, a week into furlough Kristin melts down and James works harder, Brandon made Bonnie happier than a pig in shit by working from home and what habits changed since quarantine.  Subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.3: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 55:38


    James and Kristin go over their spending habits, the plumber exposes James to COVID, Brandon shits on James and Kristin's idea for camping trip, the couples start planning their compound and Bonnie loves snakes. Subscribe to our Instagram fuksoffpodcast

    Ep.2: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 38:49


    Are Brandon and Bonnie wearing pants? 3 weeks into quarantine Kristin starts critiquing Jame's work habits, Brandon catches Bonnie by surprise by saying I love you and Kristin gets furloughed.  

    Ep.1: Fu*ks Off

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 56:26


    The gang gets buzzed and discusses fuc*ing up a group text, video game rage and COVID. James' Mom jumps into a lake, and Bonnie has a seizure. Subscribe to our Instagram: fuksoffpodcast

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