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My insomnia is featured in this epi where she kind of took over and I had no control over what words were coming out of my mouth :) also get to know all my new found friends and my love hate relationship with this city! kisses

Heyy besties!! I'm back and better than ever....actually well, i'm crumbling but I am well enough to start this shit up again! Basically I am just updating you on where I have been the past few months, and boy has it been a time. Hope you are all doing the hot girl shit you should be. Missed you. Kisses.

I told you I would be back, and boy do I have some shit. to. say!!! Get ready people because life has been completely done a 180 and I want to tell you all about it!! Kisses xoxo

THIS IS NOT GOODBYE THIS IS SEE YOU LATER!!!!! Don't worry your cute little heads, I just gotta do some reflecting and sheeeeet, it's really no big. Read a book or take up painting while I am gone. That will be fun for you! Anyways, love you! Kisses!!

Howdy strangers! Missed you bunches, but definitely not as much as you missed me. One can hope anyways. Let me know what you think of this epy (short for episode, get with the lingo). I know the audio is weird, don't come at my throat. TTYLXOX

So sorry about the shitty intro, I am a dumb ass and deleted it :)) Anyways, lets talk about some crazy dreams, another fun encounter on Hinge, and why men should be more sensitive! And lets not forget it was Justin Biebers birthday, so sending him all of our love riiiight?? Say it with me! Happy Birthday babyyy!! Okay enjoy xo

Sorry I had to take a week off, but I deserved to be a little selfish! Life just like to keep sticking it where it doesn't belong, but we prevail anyway! Also, does anyone even read these descriptions? No? Sweet! Love you xoxo

First of all, I know it is Thursday when this is coming out, I am aware that I can not manage my time for s#it, but thats besides the point. Please, no one worry, I "almost" burnt the house down. Key word, almost. Also, I update you on the boy from the last episode and when I say that men suck, some men really do just play you like a fiddle. Anyways, I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think! I love you so much I hate you! xo

Welcome to Episode 10 everyone! I know it's late, but worth the wait. I am really excited about this episode and think it's one of my best. Let talk about life and let me know what tattoo I should get next. Also, @ David Dobrik, lets start twitter beef :) Love you all! xo

Dudes!! You came in clutch with these questions, so many great ones! Listen to this episode to find out about why I think a hot dog is not a sandwich and also about my pet rat...spoiler alert he is a naked rat! Lmao okay thats it! I love you

You guys asked me so many amazing questions, and of course with good questions comes even better answers. I got hella stories in here for you, but it doesn't end here. If I didn't get to your question, there will be a part two next week! Also, all I'm going to say is, Gavin Degraw. Happy Monday!

Just little ole me talking about random things that make me extra happy to be alive. A daily dose of positivity in such a fucked up and negative world. Hope it makes you smile :) 

Welcome to my life...literally this time. I have two of my brothers on the episode and we talk about all sorts of life stuff. Oh, also did I mention they rap and I beatbox? No. Well, now you know, and do whatever you would like with that information. Anyways, let me know what you think of having more than just boring ole me on here. L8r skater.

This episode is special, because it is brought to you by insomnia! Yes, this was filmed at 3:30 in the morning, and no I am not okay. But actually, who has ever lucid dreamed before? I have, and I wanted to tell you guys about it! Also, if anyone actually reads the description, send me the secret code word. It's casserole. Alright, enjoy dudes :)

This episode is definitely a tougher episode for me to put out, but i'm trying this new thing where I don't fake my feelings to make myself look better. Its basically Jordyn being raw and human. Life is hard, and it isn't all sunshine and rainbows all of the time! Of course, it wouldn't be an episode without a few dumb stories, so let me tell you about where little Jordyn thought she would be as an adult! Also, fuck Sea World :) 

One of my favorite episodes so far! Please tell me you are also as scared of the Polar Express. Also, let me know why it is I am so afraid of hairy men. Love you lots!

No cats were harmed in the making of this podcast nor in the mini story time! For visual purposes I also would like to mention that I made this episode sitting by a fake fireplace, so the mood is set. Almost like we are on a date ;) ! I also want to say, I know I am not perfect, and I am going to make mistakes. If anything about these podcasts make you upset, I am truly so sorry from the bottom of my heart! All I can do is learn to be better :) other than that please enjoy this shit out of this weeks! Keep letting me know what you think xoxo

If you were to ask me why I talked about hamburgers so much, or why I decided to go off about Jenny Humphrey, I wouldn't have an answer for you. I guess I just needed to vent about both. Anyways, here is me probably exposing way to much about myself and making a trillion mistakes for your pure entertainment. I hope you enjoy, and please let me know what you think! My Instagram is @jordynvalencourt. Happy listening!

Get ready for what I would consider to be the charcuterie board of podcasts. A little bit of meat, some crackers, fruits, and a whole lot of cheese! Listen or don't, I will understand either way :)