I Do Too

Alex proposes a brief sing-along. Will Daniel join in the fun? Or will Daniel be singing a different tune (literally because he can't sing)?

Daniel enlists Alex's help to assemble a bookcase. Will it the finished product be STURDY like their marriage? Or will it be DIRTY like their toilets?

Alex suggests getting out of dodge.

Year one of marriage is complete. Great!

Over Memorial Day weekend, Alex GRILLS Daniel about their relationship.

Daniel presents Alex with a platter of baked crisps to pair with a brightly colored assortment of Mountain Dew beverages.

Alex shows Daniel the ropes of braiding hair. Will Daniel be able to TIE THE KNOT or will he GET A DIVORCE from future braiding opportunities?

Daniel and Alex DISH. Daniel is great at washing dishes. Alex kinda sucks. So Daniel's gonna judge her washing skills.

Daniel has a cold. RELAX it’s just a cold. But honestly, who knows. Alex pulls some remedies out of her sleeve. Will Daniel feel CURED like a fine meat, or will he feel CRAPPY like certain other meats?

Daniel presents Alex with a bouquet of sweet treats created by microscopic youngster, Little Debbie. Will Alex experience GOOD TASTE, like Daniel's friend preferences, or will she encounter BAD TASTE, like Daniel's artistic preferences?

Alex and Daniel do an old-fashioned panty raid to rid Daniel's drawers of his tattered drawers. Will Daniel be willing to PART with his beloved undergarments? Yes. Yes, he will.

Alex puts the entirety of her four-year degree to the test when she offers to massage Daniel's famously awful back. Will his ailment be CURED like a thick pepperoni or will he be left feeling RUINED like some sort of uncured meat?

Alex, a notoriously hot sleeper, tells Daniel why she likes to pile it on when settling down for the evening.

Alex and Daniel hop in a gondola and sail through a thick river of ragù to Italian fast casual chain, Fazoli's. Will the experience have Alex exclaiming, "MAMMA MIA" like a delighted Italian chef or will she shout, "S.O.S." like the ABBA song I'd never heard of until just now?

Alex and Daniel take their faces to the shop for maintenance. Will Daniel leave feeling FRESH & FIT, like popular restaurant chain Subway's menu, or will he walk out feeling OILY & DISGUSTING, like popular restaurant chain Subway’s menu?

Alex and Daniel skip merrily to the cinema to watch the latest talkie, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Will Alex be ENCHANTED like a beloved childhood fairytale or will she be PUT TO SLEEP like a beloved childhood pet?

Happy Christmas! Alex straps Daniel down, tapes his eyelids open and projects The Holiday in front of him. Will Daniel watch and be filled with THE HOLIDAY spirit, or will he turn into that green Christmas monster THE MASK?

Daniel persuades Alex to hack into a video game. Will she win within a FORTNIGHT or will she lose in a LONGER PERIOD OF TIME?

Alex springs one on Daniel and demands that he sell one of his last worldly possessions: a bike he no longer rides. Will Daniel CLOSE the deal and turn a huge profit? Or will he CLOTHES the deal and hide the bike in his closet?

Alex hops behind the wheel and takes Daniel on a lovely Sunday drive through an abandoned parking lot. Will she CRASH like Paul Haggis' infamous film "Red Hot," or will she NOT HOLD UP like Paul Haggis' famous film "Crash"?

Alex drags Daniel kicking and screaming to a low-temperature workout class. Will Daniel think the experience is COOL or will it get him HOT under the collar?

Daniel FORCES Alex to watch The Shining (just kidding, she wants to). Does Alex think this film is all work and YES play, or nothing but a pile of redrum?

Alex and Daniel, two recently married folk, decide on a compromise week to week in order to keep the love alive... or delay their divorce, whichever comes first. Their compromise activities can range from watching horror movies, sweating at a workout class, maybe even smoking cigarettes! Will this compromise prove helpful, hurtful, or nothing to write home about? Tune in to find out...