I Wouldn't Watch...

In what might be our final ever episode we rope in our kids to discuss this children's classic. Then we send them to bed and reveal the true nature of what went on behind the scenes. Come along, one last time, as we find out what happened to Julie Garden and recap the whole experience of film podcasting.

Hannah finally watches one of Dan's favourite films. Find out why this film was in a speech in our wedding (even hear some of the speech) and learn what kind of animal Hannah would happily kill.

Han & Dan go all teen rom-com for Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger. We discuss our high school experiences and the most romantic things we’ve ever done.

In this episode Hannah argues the case for Rachel McAdams being a nice person, and we chat about how a game of twister in 2007 brought us together.

Happy Valentines Day! Join Han & Dan as we discuss the 80s romantic comedy/caper Fish Called Wanda. We discuss some top secret things, to test who really is listening to these episodes now.

Han and Dan discuss Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon's film The Big Sick. We discuss all the sicks Hannah has done, what it was like to have non-life changing cancer and whether we can get a sponsorship from Grilla. With thanks to Hair, Beard, Bald for the suggestion.

This week we discuss The Goonies, as recommended by Grace. We talk about what was kind of OK in the 80's but isn't OK now, the many film plot holes and Hannah ponders would going to a women's prison be a better life than the one she's currently living. 

In this episode Han & Dan discuss all aspects of The Grand Budapest Hotel, including the amazing cast, the incredible attention to detail and the fact that it isn't in Budapest. Oh, and would it be better as a 17 year old to have a paper round or be slapped 42 times?

Han and Dan discuss JoJo Rabbit, a film about Nazis and fanaticism, recommended by Sarah and Luke. We ponder how long it would take Dan to hug everyone in Germany and if that would finally heal the collective wounds of WW2. We also compare and contrast the Hitler youth and the Brownies.

Dan & Han are back and now watching films that YOU suggest. This week it's our first Harry Potter film recommended by Chase Brown. We discuss the problems with time travel, chat about what Dan was up to in year 9, and do one of our favourite ever credit shout outs.

Ho Ho Ho! For the second episode of our two part special, and the last in our first season, we watch Die Hard. See if Hannah can actually tolerate Alan Rickman, hear what crimes we would choose to commit and our end of season wrap up. Merry Christmas you filthly animals

In part 1 of our Christmas Special we share some surprising facts about the film Love Actually. Find out which actress wore a fat suit, and which actress had to wear a hat to hide a zit.

Dan forces Han to watch one of the biggest and bloodiest war films ever. We discuss how many sons have to die at war for one to get sent home, and we question what the D in D-Day actually stands for.

Han makes Dan watch a real girly film, because he's always whinging about not getting to see one. We talk about childbirth in film vs real life childbirth, and how Bridget changed British culture.

Hannah and Dan discuss Christopher Nolan's 2nd Batman film The Dark Knight, which is Hannah's first 'superhero movie'. We talk about flipping a big lorry, Heath Ledger's performance and well being, and what women actually want from a superhero.

Hannah makes Dan watch Billy Elliot, a heartwarming film about a boy who wants to dance. We talk about gender, poverty, and for some reason we discuss wiping our bums on stray cats.

In this episode Hannah and Dan discuss their perfect snog to death ratio, Hannah's failed dream to become an animal trainer and Oliver Reed in an ice cream eating contest.

Hannah forces Dan to watch Moulin Rouge and Dan rips the film the shreds. We reveal some gossip from the past, and Hannah tells an embarrassing story about when she met a prostitute.

Dan forces Hannah to watch The Matrix, a sci-fi film about living in a simulated reality. Oh how we wish it was that easy to escape the everyday humdrum of life. We discuss the big questions in the film like why did they only dress as goths or the homeless, what if Neo had just taken the blue pill and was Neo hotter with hair, or without?

Dan watches Titanic for the first time. We discuss alternative endings, holes in the plot, sexism, the making of the film and a time when Hannah was on a slightly sinking boat.

A nine minute intro where Han and Dan describe the concept behind the podcast and each other's favourite genres.

The trailer for our forthcoming podcast, "I wouldn't watch..." A few quick highlights from the first four episodes. Buckle up!