Joe and Corey Were Here

We talk about best practices for working from home, like the cheeseburger stomp. We also laugh so hard that we can’t breathe. Part 2 of Corey’s ASMR Corner happens in there somewhere. We also discuss at length the intricacies of getting a mortgage.

This is madness! This is Snackies! We finally figure out a company to make us the big bucks and talk about the fabled history of Ryan Blahmberg. Actually this episode has more substance than usual. So, you know, it’s terrible.

Corona virus break. Stay safe and listen to our podcast. We talk about the essential topics only ok. Not chasing clout. Not taking anymore phone calls this week. Thanks for everyone that called in. We really love you guys.

Cody Zeller drops to the lane shoots and is good for 3. We talk about sports

We’re back. Corey has functional internet and we can actually record podcasts, just like the good ol’ days. But we gotta talk about something...

[insert fart noise]

Stupid suck stuff happening in the suck lounge.

There’s so much comedy that people can’t even breath. We’re all dead now. Now get in the tub. I’m losing my mind.

I’m too tired to even think about a good description.

Ideas for the show and a lizard in the trash.

We keep it wholesome. Howard Deen pops in for a little pow wow with us.

Tang Tuesday in full effect. Learn everything you can about Tang.

We try profitizing the podcast. Thanks to all our great sponsors. (Don’t @ us, you freaks)

This call was so jacked up that we just went with it. It could sound insane. We don’t care.

We go back to the callers. The audio gets crazy. We talk to Fred Durst. Joe uses his music for the background.

Now you just listen here. Freddy Mercury stops in for a quick sing along.

We’re back, you fools.

Get bent

Sorry everyone. So sorry.

Sorry. Thought this got posted already. Love y’all. Mean it.

Coming to you live from both NYC and Tokyo, Japan. Anchor proudly presents, “Hey, Cutie!” - a podcast about something. We’ll figure it out eventually. Also, Joseph did this podcast while it was hailing on him so... you know... props or whatever.

Help! The internet is out of control!

Joe is now in NYC and Corey is in Charlotte but Joe is heading to Shanghai and Corey is heading to NYC and then Joe is heading to Tokyo and Corey is heading to the Virgin Islands and then Joe is going home and Corey will be home too.

We have a lot of shout outs to get through and we don’t care if you don’t care.

Corey is in Charlotte. Woo! Buddy drops in. A giant snake enters the studio and attacks Buddy. Just kidding, We don’t have a studio. Bye.

We Interview some people or whatever the hell we do. Talk about our favorite listener. This thing is devolving before our very ears.

Maybe the last podcast we ever do. Wait, what? Anchor jacked up the order and won’t let us change it lol. So enjoy the chaos.

Nola lends an eye.

Anchor is doing everything it can to destroy us. Freddy Mercury pops in for a hello.

We talk Marshmallows and Corey learns some amazing Japanese words.

We play 8 songs that we’ve had on our hearts and minds lately and talk a little bit about what each one means to us. It’s actually an episode with substance. Go figure.

We’re going to Tokyo and barely talk about it. David Lee Roth drops by to give us a taste of vintage Van Halen. We agree on cookies and daddy lays a doodoo.

Anchor explodes and releases all its demons on to the Earth. Not sure how this one is going to turn out but let’s try some meta phrasing to see if it generates likes: fun cool hot good funny comedy sexy wow

How many bodily fluids can Corey exorcise in one show? Find out tonight! Also, we waste all your time. It’s good fun.

We talk about failed loves and crepes and Frank again for some reason. Time flies.

It’s time for those wonderful and cool animals to get their time in the Joe and Corey animal-zone. Wow. Also, Jim Carey and Matilda stop in for a quick chat... wait, no. No Matilda.

There’s a downpour in Charlotte, Bane drops by, we talk about love and breakups. More music on this episode.

We talk about deep cultural issues. Or whatever. I dunno anymore.

We discuss Joseph’s business idea, crabs in Wendy’s Frosty’s, life inside of jail, and Disturbed shows up to play a song about Judy Bloom (spelling?)

Just terrible, horrible conversations about nothing. Avoid at all costs, especially if you’re living on the International Space Station.

We delve into some foreign languages, talk about our favorite rap artists of 2017, movies, and even a video game about a Woman named Corey who has leprosy and a stomach problem.

We come up with a good plan for future episodes and Corey relaxes with Nola. Great.

Joe is eating cheesy carrots and Corey kisses a dog.

Corey starts us off with a bang. Incubus plays a live set at the 2:55 mark. Blake Griffin stops by. So do our Meteorologists in Des Moines and Austin. Christine in the hiring department explains why she hired our meteorologists and special guest Marcy wins the big prize.

Buddy gives us the weather. We Interview Hena of anchor fame and Ed Sheeeeeran drops by for some laughs. That’s Listenbaiting.

We Interview KingofUptown79 anchorer. He’s an Eagles fan who isn’t sure about the Super Bowl.

We probably should have deleted these. Really.

We explain Listenbaiting - or do we?

Corey kills an animal and we briefly revisit London.

A lizard gets stuck in the trash. Corey gives up his p.o. box. We have an idea for the show.

Howard Dean Penny Meltdown