Lawful & Orderly

Tensions are on the rise at Lan Arcanym School for the Arts as some high profile students have gone missing — both from campus and from any paintings they appeared in. Former High Guard officers (now unpaid High Guard “consultants”) Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet must solve the case quietly. But that may prove difficult, […]

Tensions are on the rise at Lan Arcanym School for the Arts as some high profile students have gone missing — both from campus and from any paintings they appeared in. Former High Guard officers (now unpaid High Guard “consultants”) Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet must solve the case quietly. But that may prove difficult, as they've been forced to team up with inventor Wilroth “Click” Gnarin to field test his latest crime-investigating gadget. Will this clunking machine help them find the missing students before their parents (or wealthy donors) notice? Will they restore honor to (and their jobs in) the High Guard? Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin Marty (@schmarty) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf)

Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet parted ways when their High Guard unit disbanded and have been struggling to make ends meet. Sudden hope appears when a summons arrives from their former chief promising a return to law enforcement — a missing persons case at the local university. The catch? They must field test a new […]

Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet parted ways when their High Guard unit disbanded and have been struggling to make ends meet. Sudden hope appears when a summons arrives from their former chief promising a return to law enforcement — a missing persons case at the local university. The catch? They must field test a new investigative gadget and its inventor, gnome tinkerer Wilroth “Click” Gnarin, will be along for the ride. Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin Marty (@schmarty) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf)

News of a bank robbery leads to fears that our heroes’ detective agency may be insolvent! Meanwhile, High Guard has-been Aaron Twillson and High Guard wannabe Marky Hallsy struggle to track potential cheater Phillip Landerer at the behest of his husband Vernor Vavoom. Will their reckless chase get them caught between a rock and a […]

News of a bank robbery leads to fears that our heroes' detective agency may be insolvent! Meanwhile, High Guard has-been Aaron Twillson and High Guard wannabe Marky Hallsy struggle to track potential cheater Phillip Landerer at the behest of his husband Vernor Vavoom. Will their reckless chase get them caught between a rock and a hard place? Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard officer Aaron Twillson has a huge case on his hands, as part-giant Vernor Vavoom contracts the Lan Arcanym Public Detectives to deal with a very private matter — fears that his husband Phillip Landerer is… cheating! Thankfully Aaron has help in the form of “Surprise Apprentice” Marky Hallsy, a young halfling with […]

Former High Guard officer Aaron Twillson has a huge case on his hands, as part-giant Vernor Vavoom contracts the Lan Arcanym Public Detectives to deal with a very private matter — fears that his husband Phillip Landerer is… cheating! Thankfully Aaron has help in the form of “Surprise Apprentice” Marky Hallsy, a young halfling with a desperate desire to join the High Guard. Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

“Very wealthy” and “legitimate” businessman Blahmie Wizdeau wants everything to go perfectly as he prepares to propose to his love Scota. With his usual butler and right-hand man Frunko falling down on the job, he hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson along with Love Counselor Jam E. Dojhur to help him […]

“Very wealthy” and “legitimate” businessman Blahmie Wizdeau wants everything to go perfectly as he prepares to propose to his love Scota. With his usual butler and right-hand man Frunko falling down on the job, he hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson along with Love Counselor Jam E. Dojhur to help him seal the deal — and stay alive! Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

A mysterious and “VERY wealthy” man who “likes living” hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson to get to the bottom of a “very very scary” death threat. As if the stakes weren’t high enough, he also has “a girl coming over”. They’ll have to team up with his “Love Counselor” Jam […]

A mysterious and “VERY wealthy” man who “likes living” hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson to get to the bottom of a “very very scary” death threat. As if the stakes weren't high enough, he also has “a girl coming over”. They'll have to team up with his “Love Counselor” Jam E. Dojhur to ensure that no one gets hurt, physically or emotionally! Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard Lieutenant and point-of-view character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric — along with her loyal sidekicks Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog — are up to their eyes in intrigue, pursuing Lan Arcanym’s Most Valuable Art Item: the secretly-missing Diamond Falcon! Can the seller of the Falcon shed some light on its mysterious […]

Former High Guard Lieutenant and point-of-view character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric — along with her loyal sidekicks Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog — are up to their eyes in intrigue, pursuing Lan Arcanym's Most Valuable Art Item: the secretly-missing Diamond Falcon! Can the seller of the Falcon shed some light on its mysterious fate? Or on the nature of reality itself? Guest star Addie Gia! (@AddieGia) as Nessa Halfhelm Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Former High Guard officer and long-time central character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric once again has a thrilling case for her fledgling detective business. Can protagonist Nessa and her loyal partners Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog save a high-priced jeweler from career-ending embarrassment and recover the absolutely priceless (and totally real) Diamond Falcon? Guest […]

Former High Guard officer and long-time central character Nessa Halfhelm the dwarven cleric once again has a thrilling case for her fledgling detective business. Can protagonist Nessa and her loyal partners Aaron, Illyn, and Bark the dog save a high-priced jeweler from career-ending embarrassment and recover the absolutely priceless (and totally real) Diamond Falcon? Guest star Addie Gia! (@AddieGia) as Nessa Halfhelm Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren’t both a witness to […]

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren't both a witness to said murder and dead set on revenge! Guest star Laser Malena-Webber! (@LaserMWebber) as Inspector Jacqueline Clouseau Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren’t both a witness to […]

Past paperwork bears fruit, as the Brightsteel Fraternal Order of Detectives arrive to give former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron a chance to make their detective gig official — as sidekicks — if they perform well in solving a high-profile murder case. This would probably go better if Aaron weren't both a witness to said murder and dead set on revenge! Guest star Laser Malena-Webber! (@LaserMWebber) as Inspector Jacqueline Clouseau Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 continues! Undercover High Guard agent Del de Cardano is in over his head and his cover identity with the Seven Serpents Gang has been blown. On a mission to extract Del, former High Guard officer Mikhail finds himself taking the gang leadership head-on. But will he need to find a new partner when […]

Season 4 continues! Undercover High Guard agent Del de Cardano is in over his head and his cover identity with the Seven Serpents Gang has been blown. On a mission to extract Del, former High Guard officer Mikhail finds himself taking the gang leadership head-on. But will he need to find a new partner when Aaron and Del find themselves swimming in snakes? Guest star Richard Malena-Webber! (@rmalena) as Del de Cardano Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron get an unexpected call to action. The action? Extraction! Can they help a former seer, and undercover member of the High Guard, out of a scaly situation? Guest star Richard Malena-Webber! (@rmalena) as Del de Cardano Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Mikhail and Aaron get an unexpected call to action. The action? Extraction! Can they help a former seer, and undercover member of the High Guard, out of a scaly situation? Guest star Richard Malena-Webber! (@rmalena) as Del de Cardano Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 continues. The celebrity wedding of Natalia Portmanteau and Modèle has the city of Lan Arcanym in a boil! Thankfully, young ranger Cora Tealeaf and her mothers — the most expert tea ceremony mistresses in the city — are serving up a brew that is sure to soothe the wedding goers. Unfortunately, Cora brought […]

Season 4 continues. The celebrity wedding of Natalia Portmanteau and Modèle has the city of Lan Arcanym in a boil! Thankfully, young ranger Cora Tealeaf and her mothers — the most expert tea ceremony mistresses in the city — are serving up a brew that is sure to soothe the wedding goers. Unfortunately, Cora brought an unexpected ingredient into the mix: former High Guard officers Illyn, Bark (the dog), and Aaron, on the case to stop a murder before it happens! Guest star Senda! (@IdellaMithlynnd) as Cora Tealeaf Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Illyn, Bark (the dog), and Aaron fall back on their ­— now illegal — past ways and take on the case of a super fan with an ominous vision of a high society murder. But it’s not so simple to mingle with the upper echelon! They’ll need someone […]

Season 4 continues! Former High Guard officers Illyn, Bark (the dog), and Aaron fall back on their ­— now illegal — past ways and take on the case of a super fan with an ominous vision of a high society murder. But it's not so simple to mingle with the upper echelon! They'll need someone with access to get them in. Guest star Senda! (@IdellaMithlynnd) as Cora Tealeaf Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part 2 of the season 4 opener, Mikhail and Aaron find themselves having taken a mysterious job from a terrible person! A challenge to spend one night in a spooky clocktower as part of a shady real-estate deal sounds like easy money. But when is anything easy with these two? Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) […]

In part 2 of the season 4 opener, Mikhail and Aaron find themselves having taken a mysterious job from a terrible person! A challenge to spend one night in a spooky clocktower as part of a shady real-estate deal sounds like easy money. But when is anything easy with these two? Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 starts like all new beginnings… awkwardly! Mikhail and Aaron, no longer High Guard officers, find themselves putting together odd jobs to make ends meet. Without the structure of official police business, which way will they go when a shady real estate deal comes their way? Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Season 4 starts like all new beginnings… awkwardly! Mikhail and Aaron, no longer High Guard officers, find themselves putting together odd jobs to make ends meet. Without the structure of official police business, which way will they go when a shady real estate deal comes their way? Andrew (@thatonegm) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part 2 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, Madeline Brand tightens her grip on Lan Arcanym thanks to her seemingly unstoppable Bureau of Urban Temporal and Telepathic Security. Can High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, Illyn, and Mikhail, and a rag-tag group of allies find a hole in their armor before […]

In part 2 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, Madeline Brand tightens her grip on Lan Arcanym thanks to her seemingly unstoppable Bureau of Urban Temporal and Telepathic Security. Can High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, Illyn, and Mikhail, and a rag-tag group of allies find a hole in their armor before a season of despair forever seizes the city? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part 1 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is laying low in MatBat as Lan Arcanym’s government has been seized by Madeline Grand a seemingly unstoppable army! Can they gather up the allies they need to take back their home (and their jobs)? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) […]

In part 1 of the Season 3 finale of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is laying low in MatBat as Lan Arcanym's government has been seized by Madeline Grand a seemingly unstoppable army! Can they gather up the allies they need to take back their home (and their jobs)? This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

Well outside their jurisdiction, Lan Arcanym High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and Illyn fight their way into the Underdeep of neighboring city MatBat in search of the missing Mikhail. There’s only one obstacle: Alo Seda’s mysterious and checkered MatBatian past! So, maybe that’s more like a dozen obstacles. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara […]

Well outside their jurisdiction, Lan Arcanym High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and Illyn fight their way into the Underdeep of neighboring city MatBat in search of the missing Mikhail. There's only one obstacle: Alo Seda's mysterious and checkered MatBatian past! So, maybe that's more like a dozen obstacles. This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

It’s demotions all around for Aaron, Alo Seda, Illyn, and… every other officer of Lan Arcanym’s law enforcement agencies as the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries seize managerial control. What a time for the city’s most powerful seer to deliver a surprisingly personal vision of unsettling doom! This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty […]

It's demotions all around for Aaron, Alo Seda, Illyn, and… every other officer of Lan Arcanym's law enforcement agencies as the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries seize managerial control. What a time for the city's most powerful seer to deliver a surprisingly personal vision of unsettling doom! This episode features: Andrew (@thatonegm) Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Alo Seda, Aaron, good ol’ Jeff, and the Chief of the High Guard race against the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries to bust open this case! With two organizations breaking the rules for the right to enforce the laws of Lan Arcanym: no matter who wins, […]

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, officers Alo Seda, Aaron, good ol' Jeff, and the Chief of the High Guard race against the Brightsteel Urban Mercenaries to bust open this case! With two organizations breaking the rules for the right to enforce the laws of Lan Arcanym: no matter who wins, we lose. This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, an apparent downturn in crime has the High Guard on unplanned furlough! How will officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and good ol’ Jeff fill their (unpaid) day? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, an apparent downturn in crime has the High Guard on unplanned furlough! How will officers Alo Seda, Aaron, and good ol' Jeff fill their (unpaid) day? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron “Tweet” Twillson and Good Ol’ Jeff are lost in Gobwarts Academy for Magical Persons. Are they mature enough to survive this onslaught of vexing hexing and book an unsuspecting thief before they doom the world? This episode features: Clara […]

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda, Aaron “Tweet” Twillson and Good Ol' Jeff are lost in Gobwarts Academy for Magical Persons. Are they mature enough to survive this onslaught of vexing hexing and book an unsuspecting thief before they doom the world? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda and Aaron “Tweet” Twillson are joined by a grieving Good Ol' Jeff on an arduous trip to the suburban school of Gobwarts. Caught in the crossfire of roving student hex battles, can they climb the staircase of justice? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Marty (@schmarty)

In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, High Guard officers Alo Seda and Aaron “Tweet” Twillson are joined by a grieving Good Ol’ Jeff on an arduous trip to the suburban school of Gobwarts. Caught in the crossfire of roving student hex battles, can they climb the staircase of justice? This episode […]

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, chasing leads can be like herding cats! Can Aaron, Mikhail, and Alo Seda (and Street Guard officers / new fan favorites Morty and Fileena) untangle this ball of furry clues? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

In part two of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, chasing leads can be like herding cats! Can Aaron, Mikhail, and Alo Seda (and Street Guard officers / new fan favorites Morty and Fileena) untangle this ball of furry clues? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)

In part one of this episode of Lawful & Orderly, the High Guard is tipped off to a feline felony close to home! Can Aaron, Mikhail, and Alo Seda name the perpetrator? This episode features: Clara (@alo_seda1) Scott (@geowtf) Andrew (@thatonegm) Marty (@schmarty)