Posh Spite

katie and mica are beefing. join us for a very special, *interactive* march madness episode! we compiled 64 of the the most iconic feuds in pop culture history and threw them into a bracket because judging famous people is fun and basketball is not. listen to us break down the best & worst and follow along by filling out YOUR bracket (avail on our socials linked below) while we narrow down our faves. PLUS!!!! in order to determine the ULTIMATE WINNER, we're putting the picks in your hands! from friday, march 12th thru monday, march 22nd, voting will take place via posh spite's instagram stories so YOU can be in control! featuring: drake, taylor swift, nicki minaj, paris hilton, 50 cent, azelia banks, and the king of controversy, kanye motherfucking west https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

katie and mica are going under the knife. you're legally obligated to send us coupons for kybella (sorry, we don't make the rules.) DO IT HERE: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

Katie and Mica solve a murder. who killed JonBenét Ramsey? why is the media and our country so focused on the case surrounding this little white girl? is Katie really as innocent as she claims?? featuring an exploration of Burke Ramsey's interview behavior, conflicting theories based on differing evidence, and a Mica Drinking Game that will send you to the hospital. you're legally obligated to tell us if you killed JonBenét (sorry, we don't make the rules.) DO IT HERE: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

it's the game of life and katie and mica are losing. probably. but nothing matters. are we being controlled?? you're legally obligated to tell us if you're running a simulation and making everyone's lives HELL (sorry, we don't make the rules) DO IT HERE: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

Katie and Mica aren't doing great. What were their first experiences with anxiety and depression? How does each illness manifest itself differently for each person? Why is consistently taking care of one's mental health so draining that it often leads to burnout and so the cycle of episodes continues?? Featuring a Vanderpump Rules rant, realizations about their own coping methods, and a relatable story of a panic attack at a Sexy Unique Restaurant, send this episode to your therapist along with notes for your next session. You're legally obligated to tell us about any cures for our broken brains (sorry, we don't make the rules.) DO IT HERE: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

Katie and Mica want to believe. Would humans be stupid enough to try to attack extraterrestrials if they were to invade Earth? (Almost definitely, yes.) What's the problem with most extraterrestrial movies? And WHAT will we WEAR for our first UFO party?? Featuring a spacey Horror it Out segment about killer clowns with bad attitudes, "real" Men in Black, and a possible encounter caught while recording, send this episode to that boring relative who got abducted that one time and won't ever shut up about it. The truth is out there! You're legally obligated to tell us about any extraterrestrial experiences you've had (sorry, we don't make the rules.) DO IT HERE: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

Katie and Mica swap roommate horror stories, but with a twist: they're the horrors! Who narrowly escaped a breaking and entering charge, and who was almost sued for actually *paying* her bills? Ripe with heartfelt apologies and a "What Would ______ Do?" segment, send this episode to that one college roomie who left a used condom on your futon. Featuring Raven-Symoné, Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Shay, and a special cameo from the queen of Mykonos herself, Lindsay Lohan. Share your fave roommate interactions with us at: https://www.instagram.com/poshspite/ https://twitter.com/poshspite

Katie and Mica talk the dumpster fire that is the 2020 presidential election. Why is it important to vote but at the same time recognize that voting only changes so much? What do Katie and Mica predict as the outcome? Why does society place the responsibility of fixing white supremacy on the shoulders of BIPOC? Why is everything terrible all the time?

Witness the thrilling conclusion of Katie and Mica's mock trial, plus discussion of the top conspiracies fueling the #FreeBritney Movement! Is Britney Spears manipulating her Instagram as a cry for help, or is she just a quirky gal with a love for floral peasant tops? Is her boyfriend really invested in their relationship or is he a conservator-beard? Do all the answers lie in a secret Reddit account owned by Britney herself?

In the first of a two-part topic and the episode that kicks off our Conspiracy Series, Katie and Mica explore the many complexities of the #FreeBritney Movement. Will Britney Spears be stuck in a toxic conservatorship till the world ends? Can her fans break the ice and uncover the circus that Britney’s team has tried to blackout? Are Britney’s conservators hold(ing) it (her) against me (her will)? As an added bonus, Katie and Mica perform a courtroom roleplay with what can only be assumed is unbelievable accuracy!

Katie and Mica are sluts. Organized by that alignment chart everybody’s seen in memes, hear a guaranteed nine (9!) hookup stories and maybe even more—they didn’t feel like counting. Who let a partner shave their pubes? Who’s walked in on the other mid-intercourse? Public sex? Gas-lighting klepto? Mac & cheese dick? Billy Joe Armstrong? Don’t let the quality of this episode’s audio fool you, Katie and Mica are truly in their element while discussing their best and worst hookups. (Kadunc and Beauvais family members are banned from listening to this one: trust that it’s for your own good.)

Katie and Mica get Ouija with it. On the heels of their first combined attempt to contact spirits, can you guess who’s the skeptic and who’s the believer? What experiences have shaped (or not) their outlooks on the paranormal? Is Katie being followed by the ghost of an 80’s lesbian? Will Mica disclose spooky Native tales that are technically not supposed to be repeated? What’s that thing behind you?

Katie and Mica are popping their podcast cherries and diving deep into the sexist, heteronormative social construct that is virginity, because nothing says "I'm a very private person and it takes me a while to open up to people" like revealing the intimate details of your first sexual experiences on the Internet. How old were Katie and Mica when they first had sex? What actually qualifies as sex? How many times can one lose their virginity? Is virginity used to control women? (JK we all know the answer to that last one.)

No, this isn’t Mica’s way of announcing that she’s been a cult leader this whole time...is it? Katie and Mica discuss their favorite cult practices and only get a handful of facts wrong. Who would run a more successful cult? What happened to that one guy from that one movie who probably has a cult now? Did Mica really avoid making a “clit” Freudian slip for the whole episode?

Following Katie’s refusal to attend her 10-year reunion via Zoom, Katie and Mica relive what were absolutely NOT their glory days because only losers peaked in high school. Who were they crushing on? Why did Mica have a life-size poster of herself hanging in the school? How was Katie bullied and what reaction could she have had if she was an entirely different person? Big yikes ahead.

What originally started as a discussion about The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this episode morphed into Katie and Mica comparing the objectively worst series in the franchise to the best, New York. Why do the most iconic New York housewives lack any form of self-awareness while the Beverly Hills housewives are hyper-aware of their own image? Who can save the future of Beverly Hills? Which housewives would win in a fight to the death?

Katie and Mica list their physical insecurities to show how ridiculous you sound when you say you hate your body; it's perfect and everyone else is too busy obsessing over their own image to even notice you! Why are certain bodies perceived as better than others? How does representation affect us? What social entities benefit from our low self-esteem?