Punk Assed: a Pun Cast

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The world's first pun podcast. Award-winning wordsmiths discuss, dissect, and duel over wordplay.

Punk Assed: a Pun Cast

  • May 27, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 24m AVG DURATION
  • 18 EPISODES


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Gummi Beers

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 22:20


Jordan gives a MAJOR update! Who makes these websites?? Spoons exist! A pun that has been hiding right under our noses OUR WHOLE LIVES! Same brother puns! Made up friends! Not a pun? Still good! Topics: "Candy" and "Kitchen Utensils and Appliances" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Jack Lemon vs. Rick Shaw

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 19:00


"A show with brothers who love each other and like to laugh..." The O. Henry Pun-Off. Revisionist History?? Jordan keeps standing up. Great bros think alike! The nation of Brussels! The debut of a "Coach" impression! BIG MINION GUY! Topics: "Vehicles" and "Fruits and Vegetables" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Hey Hey Hey, Good Boy

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 16:01


We play a BRAND NEW game for the first (and last?) time! How small is a "small mammal?" Should we GET POLITICAL? Will Jerzy's plan to keep Jordan from punning beyond the time limit work? #yesitwill This week's topics: world currencies, small mammals Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Brosé

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 16:23


Someone wears a HOT sweater! We ban fictional magicians! The return of Jordan's classic Frasier impression! We wonder if we will ever both be good in the same episode again?? Topics: Magic and Wine

We Bought a Zoom

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 21:36


Dole Whip. Horse Boi. Doing it for the Instagram Clout. Squeaky Chair. This week's topics: "Headlines" and "Herbs & Spices." Other Projects: Insomniac Theatre Vocabaret Week Didn't Start Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Alice B. Toke More

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 23:03


Jordan and Jerzy are BACK BACK BACK with a weekly show and new format! This week: baseball players and marijuana. Other projects: "Week Didn't Start" "I_NY" "Vocabaret" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise

Punk Assed: PUNDEAD

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 23:22


Jordan and Jerzy resurrect the podcast for a spooky halloween "Headlines" episode.

Away With Words (with Joe Berkowitz)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2017 37:54


Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun contests, and why he decided to provoke fights between Jerzy and his brothers in order to move a few extra units.

Elements of a Well-Made Pun (with Jordan Gwiazdowski)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2017 45:56


Jerzy and Jordan discuss the four (five?) elements of quality puns. Then, they make puns on all 118 elements in the Periodic Table. Shout outs to Hootie and the Blowfish, Oliver Platt, and Iam.

Polyglot a Cracker (with Ariel Boone)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2017 47:26


A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-games because we couldn't help it. Also, Ariel almost forgets to show Jerzy a meme.

Fasten der Führer, Us!

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2017 13:44


Jerzy and Toby tackle some pun topics they didn't see in Austin this year: "Fasteners" and "World War Two."

Pun-Off 2017 Recap!

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2017 29:08


Jerzy and Toby recap the 40th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

The Ten Commandments of Punning

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2017 31:13


In the first episode of 2017, Jordan and Jerzy come up with some rules for punning in polite society.

Punk Assed: Austin Pun-Off Recap!

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2016 5:47


The 39th Annual O. Henry Pun Off is in the books! Jordan, Jerzy and Toby congregate in their Austin hotel room to discuss the results.

Punk Assed #36: "Cribs, Oil & Clover"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2016 29:09


WE DRINK YOUR (Shamrock) MILKSHAKE in this episode, punning on the oil business, cities in Ireland, and pregnancy. This episode is great for St. Patrick's Day. Its also great for weddings and a funeral- just ask Mickey Blue Eyes.

Punk Assed #35.5: "Pop Goes the Witzelsucht"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2016 5:59


Recently, a woman brought her husband to a doctor because she couldn't stand his constant pun-making. We discuss this case study and improve on the BBC story headline in this mini-episode.

Punk Assed #35: "There's a Nap for That"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2016 25:56


The bothers play "Headlines," ask some Oscar-themed "Celebrity Questions" and examine the topic of "Sleep" as they prepare for the upcoming 2016 Pun-Off World Championships!

Punk Assed #20: "All Punnin' Games"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2015 33:38


For number twenty, an ALL GAMES SPECIAL! Jordan and Jerzy play every pun game they've played in episodes 1-19. This episode is full of pun topics and made up friends.

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