A weekly podcast where two BFFs of 15 years rant and rave about movies made for teenage girls. Yes, we are 27. No, we will not move on.
Sisterhood of the Cinematic Rants
Molly and Madison take on “My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding” because they were inspired by their own adventures in bridesmaid dress shopping. They will do arguably the worst Greek accents you've ever heard and scream over the different hair choices this masterpiece has to offer. They also look in-depth at the background and creation of this film, but they mostly do impressions of Andrea Martin.
Madison and Molly are BACK with High School Musical (2003), the Citizen Kane of the 21st century. Listen as they rant about Zeke/Kelsey's obvious bisexuality, admire various Limited Too Looks, and finally answer the age-old question: "What are those two doin' in a tree?"
Madison & Molly bedazzle the halls with boughs of holly this week with The Knight Before Christmas (2019), ranting about Vanessa Ann Hudgens' omnipotence in the Netflix Christmas Universe, the logistics of romcom time travel, and the knightly insistence on calling women over 40 "Old Crone."
Madison & Molly keep ridin' that sweet Yuletide high with The Princess Swithc (2018), ranting about both Vanessa Hudgens and Vanessa Hudgens, the real GOAT (and obvious dominatrix) Mrs. Donatelli, and the imminent world domination of the Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe.
Madison & Molly are actually in love with Love, Actually (2003), actually. Listen as they rant about sloth turned attractive man Liam Neeson, tiny pumpkin come to life Thomas Brodie-Sangster, and victim of 100 bad impressions (in this episode alone) Keira Knightley
Madison & Molly kick off their Yuletide romcom marathon with A Christmas Prince (2017), ranting about the subpar security of fictional palaces, Madison's consistent typecasting as the hot blond bitch, and queer representation in children's movies ....even though it has nothing to do with A Christmas Prince #sorrynotsorry
Madison & Molly are 27, flirty, and (debatably) thriving this week as they watch 13 Going on 30 (2004), ranting about Jennifer Garner's face,the longevity of Razzles, and middle school humiliations. BONUS: Molly tells the story of pooping her pants at soccer practice.
Madison and Molly cleanse their palettes with A Cinderella Story (2004), ranting about Chad Michael Murray (CMM Bun), low-rise jeans (buttcrack city), and the genius of Jennifer Coolidge (yes, there are impressions and NO, they are not good).
For some ungodly reason, Madison and Molly watch The Kissing Booth (2018), ranting about toxic relationships, Drake Bell wannabes, and the insane underutilization of Molly Ringwald's acting excellénce.
Madison and Molly kick off the podcast with the beloved Princess Diaries (2001), ranting about corndogs, eyebrow design, and Jeremiah's secret hotness. PLUS Molly reveals at what age she lost her virginity.