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We settle our St Pattys 'Day plans and Kate finds out she has beef with the boys. If you are the boys you have to give Kate the mittens on sight or you're not part of the boys. Get to it fellas

So the audio for this week kinda sucks cause I'm dumb but i think this is quite the episode. So slay, girl boss yaas queen

Which one of you flat foots stole my lollipop? Gucci mane

Man what is there to say here? Just listen to the episode and enjoy mane

We're here with the classiest man in NJ Open Mic Comedy history, the pun-derful, the incomparable Steve Posten. Did Steve's steamy date entice you into into partaking into the sexual polka? Let us know

What in the hell is happening right now? Brandon vs Yusef in a MMA match for the title of guy no one in the scene really likes. #TeamBrandon

So who's out here fighting the power thru stonks? Keep it going and don't catfish people too hard dude. Or do that. Listen, share this with your friends and leave a review on the podcast app on IPhone. Please?

I lied, but hey we're trying to get the rating up hoe. Fuck Yusef 2021 2022 2023 2024 and 2025 just to be sure. I'm touching on ya granny's feet

Real question here for the boys. Would you rather be a pedophile or a cuckold? Tell the truth

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We got a throwback zoom episode over here because I got the rona. We just talk mad shit

Sup dudes, hope you guys had a horrible christmas like me. Currently have lost my sense of taste and smell so I'm pretty sure I got the rona. Curses to comedy fight club!! (jk)

Listen man, none of you sent money to the hooker's paypal last time so she didnt let me fuck her and i was really looking forward to that so fuck all of you bitches. Brandon Puff is really funny tho, so you should still take a listen to this one

Who just fucked me in my ass without my permission? Donate to tracey's paypal at tracywanda90@gmail.com and tell her to have sex with Jesse

Who's tryna feel up on my bootyhole tonight?

And we're in for another episode, boom boom pow. I'm the black eyed peas, all of them put together. Even Fergie. Especially Fergie. Vic is here talking shit as we always do. Enjoy your turkey days you fools

Kate got sick, couldn't make the pod. Let us pray for her as she passes thru the ether onto the other side of life and goes into the unknown. Where she meets her long lost friend, Jeffrey Epstein. Of whom they worked together for what seemed like a lifetime and now on her death bed she gets to reunite with an old friend, lover, partner. Maybe. Enjoy the pod

Aight fellas we got a big fish in the studio, Lemaire Lee. The real question is if you'd smash Oprah. Tell me what you would do to Oprah's fine ass in the comments. Like, comment and subscribe for more. Listen mane, lets be real I know you guys don't read this shit so I don't really know what to say. Its a really good episode, Lemaire is legit one of the pound for pound funniest people I know and he deserves so much more. So if you really are going to listen to any episode I really recommend this one. Ps, Ur gay.

BBWs are what we're all about here. This is a pro bbw podcast and if you have anything to say about it I'll slap your grandmother in the mouth. Steve Pocaro is on the podcast here and I'll fuck your bitch, but only if she's a bbw. Hoe ass bbw ass wife. Barbeque titties lookin ass head fuck you talkin about

What's youre fat bitch anthem? Let me and Kate know. And if not, then fuck your mother. Have a good Halloween, not a happy one, just a good one.

Aight so we had Alex Delesky on the pod and it was a good time. But we talked about pee pee touches of all sorts. Alex looks like John Cena before he got powers. Volleyball players suck, I've had sex with all their moms. Every Single One. Fuck Coleslaw

We are here with an NJ Comedy Legend Garrett Mutha fuckin Nygren who defeated the now irrelevant comic Mario Gentile. We chronicle Garrett's powerful victory over the evil that was Rivara's. 1 like equals 1 respect, keep scrolling if you hate Jesus.

Me and Kate make up a plot to kill Trump, its quite the predicament. RIP Eddie Van Halen, I've never listened to you but anyone could get sucked off at gun point so you deserve praise. That made no sense. But listen, its a bio so I know you're not reading this.

We had the parents of North Jersey Comedy on the pod. We talked counting crows, comedy drama, and how the new generation doesn't fuck. If you don't fuck you're rad af. Pour out a cold one for the boys

Excuse the terrible audio this week, I'm a drunk doofus who can't set up mics properly. But despite that, this was one of our best episodes yet. Enjoy Yobs and Arnold

Finallly an episode with no comedians. Shawn and Quilvio have been my friends since we were 14 and we've grown so much together. They both have had sex with ur mom and ur sister cuz ur gay

Ahoy matey, its Jesse and Kate sending you the finest vibes this side of the Rockies. Nick is very funny and interesting to talk to, enjoy this episode

Yogurt, good for your pussy and butt

Kate couldn't be here so you know what that means. Get high and make stuff up with your friends. Enjoy

We got Chris Gassler on the pod and we talk about the cancelling party that went on this week in NJ Comedy. We then start a new religion, enjoy. PS: Ur Gay

Honestly? Why are you even reading the description man

What's good guys? We're back again with a wonderful episode where me and Kate pretend to be Asian people with really bad accents. Kate is so racist. It's almost not even funny. If you're on of the few people reading the info please tell Kate that you're offended by her racist chinese accent on this episode and why can't she be cool and inclusive like Jesse, who also has a big wiener. Yup, that's that. Enjoy

Mark Henely is on, he's the man. Mark has had so much sex with your mom. Listen

This week we have the hilarious Dave Namery on the podcast. We talked about facebook politics and the college intellectual bubble, the hypocrisy of the BLM movement, and the conspiracy rabbit hole

In this episode Jesse and Kate welcomed Ralphael Hernandez to the podcast. They talked about dating, vagina, and the state of the world

Hey, so does anyone actually read the description to these? Cause its pretty annoying to have to listen to a whole episode and then break it up into small sentences to catch your attention. How make or break is a description really? If you see this, message me on my social media JesseMComic on Twitter/Insta and tell me I have a little peen. Enjoy

Jesse finally gets his dream of being cancelled fulfilled, talks about working again, trans rights and how Kate can steal a man's bust and become an abuser. Then Jesse and Kate decide to become cops and talk about their future as crime fighters

Me and Kate talk about the best way for us to get cancelled, teachers fucking students, and Jesse's inevitable sex change and MMA career

Kate talks about getting hit by a car and Jesse recruits Kate into the Nation of Autism. Kate shows us her bigot ways and Jesse talks about how he would kill the game if he had big bozangas.

Jesse and Kate talk Black Lives Matter, Sending nudes, Getting Peen picks, Choosing peen and Pimping black dads for advice

First pod with Jesse and Kate