Tea + Honey

Anastasia muses about murderous makeup and masterpieces made of misfit mammals! Seth details his legume-butter love affair and spends some time honing his skills in the Jedi Temple.

Seth takes us on a minty interlude through the best television show of the 90's and today. Anastasia assembles all of her enjoyment of life's little extras!

To mark our triumphant return: Anastasia tells us all about her new favorite show and thing to eat/somewhat cook! Seth's going to tell you all about his favorite part about receiving mail and a strange little nose-based phenomenon. At least.. it *should* be nose-based. Right?

Seth gets his fix of caffeine and nostalgia as he details his favorite addiction and video game series! Anastasia nails down a strange truth about hotel rooms and fills us in on nature's superior trees.

Anastasia dives into some snowy simians and Snapchat silliness! Seth sees faces in everyday objects, but there's also a certain face he thinks should be seen more.

Welcome to 2020! It's a brand new decade! Seth has a special delivery of his favorite video games of last year! Anastasia has a daily, minty, chewy activity that - like most things - is best enjoyed in romantic lighting.

It's a quick hit of holiday cheer from us this week; we wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and happy holidays! We'll see you in the new year!

Seth keeps the holiday spirit rolling on by showcasing his charitable side and making the argument for The Best Christmas Movie Ever. Anastasia gathers up some wumpa fruit to keep her energized enough to make some painstakingly impressive art!

Anastasia's been perusing goods of the uncommon variety, but that isn't the only multitasking she's bringing to the table this week. Seth remembers the tenets of Christmases past and celebrates the newer holiday traditions of his present.

Seth rings in December with some holly jolly topics, involving workplace secrecy and nostalgic decoration. Anastasia takes us on a sushi-shaped safari and details the art of the deal.

Given the nature of our show, we feel like we need to shine a special light on Thanksgiving: a very Tea + Honey holiday. Anastasia may be a notorious Thanksgiving-indifferent, but Seth is here to defend all that is great about The Bird and show her that maybe she likes more about it than she thinks.

Seth orchestrates his life with chiptune music and diner pies. Anastasia loves to name things and uncovers some facts about the doctor we've all seen.

Anastasia unpacks her complicated emotions and adds them to her list of baking ingredients. Seth suits up in a brand new style for a trip back to the plastic past.

Seth tackles the trite tribulations of this trying month while touting some terrific tunes! Anastasia salivates over a sensational, savory snack and give us a spirited sell on her favorite family social function!

Happy Halloween! As you might expect, Seth and Anastasia's topics this week move in a very scary direction.

Seth loves some rain-assisted sleep, but nobody knows sleep than the best girl at Katmai National Park. Anastasia embraces a classic Halloween-time treat and reminisces about an unbelievable TV show.

Anastasia is serving up something warm and delicious as she dishes about one of her favorite YouTubers. Seth looks back at a year of marital bliss and breathes in deep a certain pleasant stink.

Seth loves festivals to celebrate fall, but he isn't afraid of a little Frost, either. Anastasia talks about her favorite organization method to keep her from going batty.

Anastasia shares her endless love for an egg-y holiday treat, but needs no excuse to party. Seth puts on his detective hat to suss out suspicious singers, all while simultaneously setting his fall soundtrack.

There's a slight static in the background of our voice recordings this week and we're not sure why, nor can we replicate it... sorry about that! Hopefully we'll be back to normal next week! Seth welcomes the new autumn season with spices and digital celebration. Anastasia is "Glee"ful about cozy, patterned fall attire.

Anastasia songifies her love for a special Japanese snack. Seth chirps about his favorite old-fashioned soft drink.

Seth takes you on a whirlwind book tour that involves rescuing some feline friends and uncovering hidden truths. Anastasia's reveling in glorious relaxation and shopping in a universe all of her own.

Anastasia showcases her adoration for thoughtfulness and ink. Seth's gonna crack this movie's case wide open, but he has to consult his old school teachers first.

Seth is filled with determination as he talks about the importance of skin care. Anastasia's booking herself a comfy room on Rottnest Island.

Anastasia hosts an elaborate game show where we have to guess her favorite, underrated cookie. Seth comes on and slams all about his love of a particular dog breed.

Seth takes us on a cheesy journey through this beautiful, air conditioned world we all enjoy. Anastasia loves being an Apex Legend, but she loves being Lady even more.

Anastasia shows us around her favorite animated horse-based dramedy and the band that she discovered by watching it. Seth explores regional dialects and details shady coin-earning practices.

Seth discusses his favorite filmmaker as well as people's proud potty practice. Anastasia appreciates a loving look and the importance of our buzzy buddies.

Anastasia calmly teaches us all about the joy of painting - as well as the joy of an ooey gooey marshmallow! Seth's little insect butt is positively glowing when he's lounging in his hammock!

Seth's playing a cutthroat card game in the Upside Down! Anastasia's putting on her leather jacket and greasin' back her new 'do!

Anastasia is being whisked away to a sandy beach with nostalgic scents. Seth spends hours meticulously designing the perfect tiny desk for musical performances.

Seth details his favorite stinky bulb and stumbles into a medieval land... in Texas. Anastasia dons her dandiest daddy duds to take long, jerky-fueled road trips.

Anastasia longs to pitch a tent in the woods *and* over her eyes! Seth watches speedrunners smoke video games for charity while he's learning all about smoking briskets and ribs.

Seth's ASMR triggers may include flying fish, Rachel the bronze pig and all of those free sampies. Anastasia longs for an icy summer treat and a classic fixer upper.

Anastasia's pockets are jingling with rare coins as she makes her way to a heavenly chicken sandwich. Seth's N64 dreams come true and it takes him back to simpler times and simpler ice cream.

Seth rolls himself a nice-sized Katamari, touched with a pleasant chocolate hazelnut spread. Anastasia has a '92 Explorer, decked out in candy paint (with the white on top) and she's taking us all the way to Orlando in it.

Anastasia dons her gill-y headdress and swings her way through the Internet, from Vine to Vine. Seth soaks in stories while he strums some strings.

Seth is like a shooting star, flying towards one of his favorite times of the year. Anastasia is going to build up one of her favorite YouTubers, brick by brick.

Anastasia endeavors to treat all of her succulents with heated blanket-like warmth. Seth wants to be the very best -- even if he has to dig a few Holes to get there.

Seth invites you to fly away with him and single-peel his new favorite treat. Anastasia proves herself to be an android deviant when it comes to dark chocolate. Virgin America's safety video: https://bit.ly/193l8v4

Anastasia takes us house hunting with one of her favorite armored animals! Seth makes the Switch to a higher class of undergarment!

Seth introduces us to his near-complete collection of Nintendo-based plastic as well as one of his favorite artists. Anastasia visits a new city but she doesn't forget her Goofy roots.

Anastasia gives us a detailed tour of her farmland while singin' a tune about her loyal pooch. Seth summons a wizardly beverage and flies in the face of facts with his favorite summer vegeta-fruit.

Seth settles in to wax inspirational, web-slinging poetic. Anastasia straps up her favorite marsupial belly bag and traverses a tower of trashy television.

Anastasia and her time-traveling game show host pal determine what sparks joy in their closets. Seth's beard flows in the wind as he diligently protects the animals of Redwall Abbey.

Seth races along the track, nimbly dodging blue shells *and* the gavel. Anastasia relives an emotional moment through song and chews it away with dried meat. "Lay Your World On Me" by Ozzy Osbourne on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Wb1fhl

Anastasia invites us on a magic carpet ride full of rhino facts! Seth showers and thinks about scoring pizzas!

Seth throws a Ninja Sex Party in The Twilight Zone! Anastasia, Steven and the Crystal Gems take on the Grandmaster! "Danny Don't You Know" by Ninja Sex Party on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2GP7SCm Seth's cover of "Love Like You" by Rebecca Sugar is just a cover -- we don't own any of the music from Steven Universe!

Anastasia gears up her feet (and her toes) to hike the Longest Road! Seth enjoys a filling Italian meal while laughing at a Comedy Central special! "Lasagna Cooking Tutorial (imma teach you how to make lasagna)" by Brandon Scott on YouTube: https://bit.ly/2Xbr3LC

Seth hits us with some facts about his favorite crispy treat and an impressive indie IP! Anastasia embraces some southern trappings and talks about one of her favorite TV shows!

Anastasia tells us about her red hot love affair and takes us on a spelunking adventure! Seth takes us back in time and dishes out nostalgia - mint on card!