The Fantasy Survivor League: A Survivor Podcast

David chooses the idol-unlock phrases for Jon, Jill, and Jared. Maryanne makes money moves. Jonathon and Mike are playing scared. The reign of Omar comes to an end. The gang chooses who they want to see return for an all-star season. David gets final word and channels his inner Kendrick Lamar.  STANDINGS: David (42 points) - Maryanne, Lindsey, Mike Jared (36 points) Jon (29 points) - Jonathon Jill (27 points) - Romeo

Lindsey plays Do or Die Part Two. Things get messy in a hurry. Romeo can't seem to vote correctly to save his life, but he sure can eat rice. Only one episode left until the season finale. STANDINGS: David (38 points) - Mike, Maryanne, Lindsey Jared (34 points) - Omar Jon (29 points) - Jonathon Jill (27 points) - Romeo

This week, Jon picked the secret phrases that David, Jill, and Jared have to subtly work into the conversation to unlock their Hai-dols. Can you spot the phrases? Queen Lindsey takes her throne. Omar throws Hai under the bus. The challenges continue to underwhelm. Season 42 approaches a potential "Advantagegeddon" as we enter the Final 7.  STANDINGS: David (37 points) - Mike, Maryanne, Lindsey Jared (33 points) - Drea, Omar Jill (27 points) - Romeo Jon (26 points) - Jonathon

Jill catches some of Jon's luck and has two people go home in the same episode. We do lots of bits and segments in this episode. Pokemon or tribe name returns. We strategize on how to ask Jeff to prom. STANDINGS: David (33 points) - Mike, Maryanne, Lindsey Jared (32 points) - Hai, Drea, Omar Jill (27 points) - Romeo Jon (25 points) - Jonathon Jeff Probst (1 point) - The Monster

David fixes the three-way immunity idol. (You're welcome, Survivor.) Mike and Omar seem to be driving the bus, but Channelle's filling the tank. Hai and Romeo have a passive-aggressive spat. Jill reads Jon like a book. STANDINGS: David (33 points) - Maryanne, Lindsey, Mike Jared (29 points) - Hai, Drea, Omar Jill (24 points) - Romeo, Tori, Rocks Jon (22 points) - Jonathon

Jon's mom guest stars and steals the show. Jon, Jill, and Nancy have a massive, two-hour merge episode to unpack. Rocksroy is a God at building shelters. Jonathon is a God at fishing. Omar is a God at whipping votes. Jill cleans up in points. Standings: David (30 points) - Maryanne, Channell, Lindsey, Mike Jared (28 points) - Hai, Drea, Omar Jon (21 points) - Jonathon Jill (20 points) - Romeo, Tori, Rocks

The idols get unlocked. Omar boofs a puzzle. We make our predictions for what's coming up post-merge. Jill gets strunked. STANDINGS: David (27 points) - Maryanne, Channell, Lindsey, Mike Jared (24 points) - Hai, Drea, Omar, Lydia Jon (19 points) - Jonathon Jill (14 points) - Romeo, Tori, Rocks

The Rock-Specs make a triumphant return while the Orange tribe continues to ride the wave that is the Goliath, Jonathon Young. David has a monster week when it comes to fantasy points. We hand out the Survivor Superlatives. Jill hates goldfish and Jon has the memory of one.

Seriously, can someone make a GoFundMe for Jon? The castaways almost drown during a challenge, kind of like how Jon is metaphorically drowning. All new segments and plenty to talk about after the craziest episode in some time. This is ostensibly the best episode yet. Jared and David continue to lead the pack in points, but Sneaky Jill waits for her chance to strike.

The gang plays Smash or Pass: Season 42 Edition. Chaos ensues on the orange tribe. Shot in the Dark is yet again the worst thing to ever happen to Survivor. Jill has to make the big decision of whether or not to spend five valuable points to pick up a free agent.

Time to break down the roller coaster that was the S42 two-hour premiere. Jon gets bodied yet again and is left searching for answers. How can one man be so bad at this game?

Welcome to the Fantasy Survivor League. Hosted by David, Jared, Jon, and Jill, 4 twenty-something roommates in Boston who like to get together to talk about their favorite shared pastime: Survivor.  If you think this sounds like the perfect premise for a sitcom, think again, because it's actually the perfect premise for a podcast. Get some of your friends together and do your own draft. Our original point system is explained in the episode, but is also included below! Final Winner/Second Place/Third Place     -   5/2/2 points Winner Individual immunity Challenge       -    3 points Reward Win  (Indv./Tribe)                         -     1 point Winner Tribe Immunity (1st place, 2nd place) -  2/1 Points Name of Episode Drop                                  -   1 point Jeff Directs Final Question to Player               -   1 point