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With a rotating panel of witty and sometimes unaware participants, this bizarre discussion of food, tech, and culture will leave you feeling informed, satisfied, and at the very least, bewildered. We make no apologies.

Mike Beasterfeld

Nov 18, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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Cleanup on aisle this guy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 64:09

Autonomously driving to the morgue, car talk, a real blast from the past.

The Last Jedi - Lightsaber Crystals are Just Infinity Stones

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 113:22

The Last of The Last Jedi Reviews

A Series of Tulips

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2018 61:27

HamBeens or Bitcoin bust

bitcoin

Put a hex on it

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2017 54:27

Mouses, pencil covers, and the Duluth Trading Company

mouses

Vulgar Windows 10 Emojis

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2017 37:55

You put your electric in my Camaro and do these genes make me look fat?

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Without the Burden of Lucas

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 104:06

A spoiler-filled episode about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.

rogue one a star wars story

This Will Never Air 40: Arbitrary Anniversary Celebration

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2016 30:24

Once again, too many people on one call leads to chaos and editing headaches for Mike. (Note, this was recorded before the California presidential primary)

california

This Will Never Air 39: I Don't Feel In My Heart That That's A Sandwich

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2016 63:35

Mike, Andrew, and Andrew forget how this works.

This Will Never Air 38: The Most Republican Batman

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2016 60:16

Mike, Andrew, Boom, and Harold discuss Superb Owls, twitter followers, and play the worlds most dangerous game. #motivation #leadership #believe

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This Will Never Air 37: Skypegeist

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2016 66:45

Mike, Matt, Nick G and Aaron discuss technical difficulties, episode 36 and

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This Will Never Air 36: Ketchup-Adjacent

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2016 57:29

Mike, Nick, and Harold discuss a single topic from the list and somehow bring ketchup into it again.

This Will Never Air 35: Nothing Upsets Me Like a Trough

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2016 70:40

Jason, Nick, Andrew, and Mike break down bells, Jason tries Tim Tams (finally), brutalism, Mike tries out his new found criticism skills (and fails), and when is Will Smith being too Will Smith.

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This Will Never Air 34: Big NAS Country

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2016 114:19

Andrew, Ry, Aaron, and Mike talk Big Head Country, knobs, and musical performance art.

This Will Never Air 33: Raised in a Hollowed Out Tree

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2016 60:58

Harold, Andrew C., and Mike touch the time stream as they discuss the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears, burning toast, and the world's best Android soundboard app.

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This Will Never Air 32: Dick Chaney Maneuver - Making a Murderer

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2016 117:23

Jason, Harold, Nick G., and Mike discuss the Netflix series 'Making a Murderer'.

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This Will Never Air 31: First Time Anecdoter

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2016 90:27

Various fast-food restaurant methods including In 'n Out, Long John Silvers, and Golden Corral are discussed by Aaron, Nick G., Andrew, and Mike.

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This Will Never Air 30: Quokka Quokka Quokka

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2016 68:18

In this special crossover episode, Mike leads a team consisting of Jason, Nick Ward, and Harold to invade a 3 Guys 3 Questions Lightning Round with Aaron and Adam for a new type of hybrid podcast.

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This Will Never Air 29: Force Tantrum - The Force Awakens

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2016 115:38

Ry, Mike, Nick, Aaron, Matt and Nicolas discuss the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens.

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This Will Never Air 28: 100 Teraflops of Magic

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2016 60:37

Mike, our omniscient narrator, weaves a thread with fourth wall breaker Andrew Crusoe, luminiferous æther inspector Nick Ward, and his faithful hound Mr. Darcy. They stick to their evergreen motto ABH, Always Be Helping, as they discuss criticism, filmmaking and writing, Transformers, and Cards Against Humanity.

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This Will Never Air 27: Cold-Blooded Favoriting

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2016 84:44

Ry, Andrew, and Mike talk about Stallman, favhearts, chemtrails, and flannel.

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This Will Never Air 26: Prime Me a Horse

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2016 84:25

Matt, Andrew, and Mike discuss cereals, bells, vaping with candy, and serious chocolate.

This Will Never Air 25: Deficiency of Meme

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2016 69:29

Know your meme, top 10 reasons you are reading Buzzfeed News, and vocal fry.

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This Will Never Air 24: Courtesy Of Dr Poop

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2015 59:00

Mike, Kyle and Harold recap the show up to now.

This Will Never Air 23: Showdown with Shingy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2015 57:01

A journey into the Shingerverse

This Will Never Air 22: Indiana Jones and The Beef

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2015 56:59

A wild aquinton appears!

This Will Never Air 21: An Old Hope

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2015 80:17

Squeeky toys, grilled fruits, and Star Wars.

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This Will Never Air 20: Roll for Friendship

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2015 46:19

My editing nightmare

This Will Never Air 19: The Relative Merits of Mustards

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2015 73:31

The unexpected and triumphant return of the TimTam.

This Will Never Air 18: What is the Temperature of Your Yoo-Hoo?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2015 59:11

Andrew, Mike and Nick discuss Book Marketing, Focus, the little differences between Android and iOS, Android updates, and Mike makes a troubling discovery as he tries his first Tim Tam and Yoo-hoo LIVE on air.

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This Will Never Air 17: Ideal Bread Eating Temperature

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2015 62:01

Optimal temperatures, sorbet & sherbert & sherbet, and furbabies.

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This Will Never Air 16: NPR Enchiladas

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2015 63:33

Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, waiting for diplomacy, and hot sauce.

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This Will Never Air 15: Non-canonical Hotdish

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2015 72:36

Funeral potatoes, Jell-o and cheese, and Tim-tams storm the American grocery store/food store/store.

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This Will Never Air 14: Look at My Package

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2015 59:57

This Will Never Air 13: Tornado Horn Worms

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2015 110:03

Deep dive on condiments, bitcoin, and A Prairie Home Companion.

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This Will Never Air 12: Sweet Mustard Jesus!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2015 61:41

Blasphemous condiments, annoying foliage, and the long-awaited telling of Mike's corndog story.

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This Will Never Air 11: My Only Friend is Soft Serve

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2015 62:03

Mike, Andrew, and Nick talk about window management, door-to-door steak salesmen (tough racket), and boot sandals.

Mike, Andrew and Harold, the ones who actually showed up, talk about phones until Mike checks out.

This Will Never Air 6: The Other Half of My Ding

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2015 34:26

Somehow we manage to do a podcast with 8 guys on the show. Yes -- eight. With topics about historical cars, big big helicopters and an "Onion or Not" game Mike tried out.

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This Will Never Air 5: Seat Warmer Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2015 56:37

This Will Never Air 4: It's not about raisins

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2015 83:20

This Will Never Air 3: M'Bay

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2015 74:57

This Will Never Air 2: The Cold Pizza Question

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2015 57:11

Cold pizza and cough drops

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