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A memoir of my tango with toxic masculinity! Each episode reveals a new chapter about my life growing up a gay boy in a straight man's world. From having to play little league to getting blown at rest stops. I cover it all so buckle up it's going to be a truthful ride! Chapters 4 and on also all in…

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  • Mar 10, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • weekly NEW EPISODES
  • 30m AVG DURATION
  • 38 EPISODES


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Bobbie Oliver Part 2!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 57:59


Part two of my interview with the hilarious and fabulous comedian, Bobbie Oliver!

Bobbie Oliver!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 56:12


Comedian Bobbie Oliver shares some amazing stories with the show on this super fun flash back episode. 

Keith Andrew Pt 2!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 40:57


Part two of my conversation with Keith Andrew!

KeithAndrew2020s!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 40:23


A top creator on the Stereo app, KeithAndrew2020s joins the show today and shares some great stories of growing up gay in the UK. From his childhood networking skills to his experience in toy shops, this is just part one of our conversation, yay!

Kate R. Canter!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 53:07


Comedian Kate R. Canter shares some classic Thomas Anonymous stories with us, from flipping the bean discoveries to losing the v card, we cover it all!

Have you had Sperm? w/The Empress!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 47:30


Part TWO of my fantastic conversation with The Empress a.k.a. Matthew Nouriel!

The Empress a.k.a. Matthew Nouriel!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 53:14


From a childhood in the UK, to the gay hating high schools of America, Matthew shares some fantastic stories from life. A performer, artist and advocate for human rights, he is the real deal and we love him. Buckle up!

Internet Boi Paul Ober!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 36:34


Paul Ober is a podcaster, standup comedian, comedy writer, internet boi. We covered all the Thomas Anonymous topics that were sure to make his parents hate me. Yay!

Good Dick w/Joaquin Martinez!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 46:50


Joaquin is back for part two of his story and we chat about inclusion in the gay community, passive fuck boys and of course...good dick. Gather the family around the fire for this one :)

Space Mountain Handy w/Mr. Malone!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 77:34


The talented Mr. Malone joins the show today and shares his fantastic stories from his life. From growing up a gay boy in L.A. to hot blowjobs at Disney World, this man has lived a life! Buckle up!

The one. The ONLY...Teddy Margas!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 65:41


Writer, actor, producer, comedian, and fierce bitch Teddy Margas joins the show today to share some of his amazing stories. Teddy is entertainment from start to finish...even if that finish is all over bugs bunny. 

Pleather Queen w/BradKreative

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 48:52


Part two with content creator BradKreative, who shares with us more of his story about coming out in Indiana, his family, and what it was like to be gay in an unsupportive environment. Of course there are some great anonymous hookup stories too, duh!

The Fabulous XoVinnieBlanco!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 63:41


Mental health advocate and content creator Vinnie Blanco shares his story with Thomas Anonymous! 

Joaquin Martinez!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 37:53


Part one of my chat with comedy friend Joaquin Martinez! He shares his story with us about coming out, friendly hookups, and how he was the bicycle of the LGBT student services center. 

Gobble it up! w/BradKreative

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 55:13


LGBTQ+ share their stories from life! Hilarious, serious, salacious and fun :) Content creator BradKreative is the guest today!

Chapter 23 - Me

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 20:43


I finally show up. Me.

Chapter 22 - Welcome to Hollywood!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 20:16


WHATS YO DREAM?!? Thomas Anonymous goes to Hollywood and if you haven't seen the movie Pretty Woman you are dead to him. 

Chapter 21 - California Creaming

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 22:08


Cross country train trip realness. 

Chapter 20 - Berwick Boyz

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 11:27


More butch-ness but with a twist of queer!

Chapter 19 - Field Gay!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 12:24


Thomas Anonymous dazzles audiences at the super sporty school day called "Field Day" with his shown stopping performance of "Fuck you I'm Fabulous!"

Chapter 18 - Blue Collar Cock

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 16:06


The final chapter of what critics are calling Thomas Anonymous' Vadge Monologues. 

Chapter 17 - Tango With a Cunt

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 27:20


From an engagement to enlisting in the military, I would do anything to be a straight bruh! Anything...

Chapter 16 - Like A Virgin

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 23:56


Everybody has a first time, even America's sweetheart Thomas Anonymous!

Chapter 15 - Mermaids!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 14:59


I wanted to be a mermaid as a child, and I didn't even realize it but I AM A MERMAID!!!

Chapter 15 - Paper Bag

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 22:24


Look over there, it's my paper bag! It's a big one! Chapter that is, the paper bag is average sized:)

Chapter 13 - Rest Stop Revelations

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 16:42


Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. Sometimes an experience shifts you in a way that changes you forever. 

Chapter 12 - Santa Came!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 15:56


He sure did. Walk down memory lane with my boy Santa! A Thomas Anonymous Christmas Special!

Chapter 11 - Toxic Gayness

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 24:52


Not everything is a runway with glitter explosions. Although it should be!

Chapter 10 - Finish. Zip. Leave.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 15:17


It seems this chapter title already gives a pretty good description of itself. Finish, Zip and leave. 

Chapter 9 - Little League Losers

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 18:11


Thomas Anonymous joins an organized sport and participates in food porn and day dreaming while playing second base. 

Chapter 8 - Homo Depot

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 17:52


Who knew an anonymous van hookup could also come with a free 6 pack and cigarettes? I did.

Chapter 7 - Fat Matt

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 12:12


Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... Fat Matt

Chapter 6 - Say My Name

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 9:42


A visit into my craigslist diary and my stuck up attitude about my name. It's TOMMY!

Chapter 5 - Scout's Honor

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 10:50


This chapter I walk you through my experiences being a member of the Boy Scouts of America! Hot. Gay. All the things you want from scouts. Enjoy:)

Chapter 4 - Self Love

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 10:22


Don't worry, it's not the afternoon talk show kind of self love. It's the other kind of self love :) the kind you discover as a 12 year old boy with a huge crush on Matthew Lawerence. Enjoy!

Chapter 3 - Butch Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 10:45


White men can't jump, and little gay boys would rather sit on the bench and daydream about pop stars. Facts! This chapter is all about my legendary career in the Junior Basketball Association. Get ready to go topless cause its shirts vs. skins bruh!

Chapter 2 - K.T.B.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 9:21


New York City! College! Dreams! Craigslist? Enjoy:)

Chapter 1 - Jesus Love Me, Duh.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 13:57


It's the premiere episode and our first stop on our journey through Thomas Anonymous: My Tango with Toxic Masculinity. Hilarious and sometimes salacious stories intertwined with flashbacks to a little boy with a heart of gay gold. Meeee! There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Being masculine, being attracted to masculinity, all wonderful things yay! It's the expectations we sometimes put on the young boys of not being allowed to cry, or emote or feel. That pressure to be a man was such a huge part of my childhood and upbringing, that it became all consuming and propelled my life in directions I didn't want to go.  These are the tales I have to tell from my years of swimming in the toxic pool of American macho brainwashing bullshit. It is not every little boys experience. But it sure was mine.  Chapter 1 is my experience with my boy Jesus. Buckle up!  

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