Trail Boys

WE ARE BACK! Who better to alleviate those holiday blue's then your very own Trail Boys. Nothing is good for anybody this year and this episode won't be any improvement on that. We tried our best so don't be mean to us and just enjoy yourself for like a few minutes okay?    Things you might hear: Cuss words, fun holiday games, tons of new jingles, the best sound quality recording on an iPad can provide.

Hello! Welcome back to the trail! It's cold and there still might be a little snow on the ground, but we promise you, IT'S GONNA GET HOT. So if you're xtra xtra ready to listen to some sweet beefy boys talk all about what they're horny for this summer, hop on in! We're waiting for you ;) Things you might hear in this episode: Travel Talk, Josh echoing through Mike's earbuds, German horrors, Shoulder Season, what're you horny for this summer?, Outdoor Dad, inheritance blanket, Josh's announcement, Geotag Tragedies.

This episode might not necessarily be all about baking, but we sure do address the best ways to bake everything from scrumptious margarita pizzas to crispy mud-pastries. If it doesn't quite sound delicious, just give 'er a listen and find out for yourself. In the meantime I will be here digging through this frozen tundra I live in to find the best, tastiest dirt I can get my tongue on. Things you might hear in this episode: How to talk sexy, Dad Mike, do people still use pocket knives?, Mike's heavy breathing, data-ninja, Josh lost something (again), warm (dad) hands, best gear of '18, and shitting in yo' National Parks.

Hope you're ready for another installment of three boys not quite giving valuable and insightful information about the outdoors, but giving it their best anyways. It's kind of a cute thing, ya know? Like you sorta feel bad so you give a pity-listen. No? Just me..? Aww shucks. Well anyways if you get nothing from the episode, you can at least tell your friends and family that you read in the podcast description that sexually aggressive dolphins will try to "get busy" with human scuba divers. That's pretty neat, huh?! Things you might hear in this episode: Pee Sink, Jacket-Judge, Gore-Tex Problems, New Segment!, Gear of the Week, and what the boys do after the show.

Wait... are we for real? Did Mike actually die? Are we just laughing and joking around only to cope with this immense Trail Boys loss? Well regardless, you're going to enjoy this eppy without him, cuz one of us is half naked and the other is half an outdoorsman. You decide who. Things you might hear in this episode: Mike's untimely demise, Who Are You Wearing?, a case for bikes (and b-packing), Trail Boys Premium™, and how to troll the ones you love with the Ultimate Christmas Gift.

You know, Episode 27. The next episode after 26, just like you'd expect. Exactly in the right place... seriously. Also when Mike says "fifty-two 14ers," in your own head replace fifty-two with fifty-three because he bing'd it and he was wrong. Read a book or something, Mike. Things you might hear in this episode: Ghost piss, post-holing, recap of Big Al's appearance, "Brands Called Whaaa?", pizza time, and the great debate: bears vs. sharks.

So maybe we spend a good chunk of the episode making fun of the world's best climbers... It's not our fault they all look so silly! Things you might hear in this episode: Reel Rock 13 watch, Adam Ondra's really long big neck, how to die but like all cool like, and how the Trail Boys got hired!

Josh is a "cowboy" for almost half the episode, to which I formally apologize. It was horrible. Things you might hear in this episode: What the boys are for Halloween, B-rated outdoor film spoofs, real life scary stories, and honest to God professional outdoor advice. 

Prepare your undercarriage, we're in an official winter watch again! Doesn't it feel like winter was like, a month or two ago? And that July through September lasted a total of two hours? Maybe it's just a lack of meaning and purpose in our own lives... Wait, what were we talking about again?  Things you might hear in this episode: A peanut butter update, a lot of Latin, winter and what that means to Mike, and how to choose a winter jacket.

♫ The boys are back in town ♫ Mike and Josh are BACK AT IT breaking down the impeccable O-line of the Minnesota Vikings. Stellar performance against the Eagles. Also we definitely don't talk about our butts. CUZ WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. Things you might hear in this episode: Who are you wearing, trunk lust, MJ's gear corner, hiking wisdom, and how to try on a jacket.

A minimalist title, like this episode (and our social lives). Things you might hear in this episode: A discussion on fruit genitalia, a diss on cycling, more outdoor pop culture references Josh doesn't get, probably a joke at Mike's expense, and THE WHOLE APPLE CHALLENGE. Check out our instagram if you want to see Josh down an apple: https://www.instagram.com/trailboyscast/

You've had your laughs, you've sucked our knowledge teats, and now it's time to pay your dues! No but seriously, the lights are flickering and we can't remember what pizza tastes like. Also, don't listen if you get all queezy and woozy from hearing about injuries. It's a pretty blood heavy eppy folks, what do you want me to say? Also if anyone knows how to set up a kickstarter please help us.

This is our very first eppy to feature a special guest Trail Boy! We definitely don't talk about butts or poop because that would be crazy! Instead, we finally reveal the correct way to say the name of brands like Arc'teryx, Teva, Osprey, and many more. But like actually, we don't even mention butts once.

We mostly just talk about pee and how hard it is to take a quality photo on Instagram. Oh, and how sad it is that bears die in forest fires. Have you ever thought of that? It's a tough episode folks, we won't lie to you. Grab a box of tissues and get ready for the water works.

An idiot and an outdoor expert try yet again to make a podcast. One's drunk, the other has only had 4 hours of sleep. You will never guess who is who... Actually it's pretty obvious Josh is the drunk one. PSA at 21:48 it gets really loud all of a sudden since I entrusted Josh to edit the episode and he did just about as good as anyone would have expected.

...Gold Bond! Yup, had to read the description for the punchline. Anywaymompleasedon'tlistentothisepisodeloveyoubye.

It's here, Trail Boys the Musical! Granted the songs are about piss and they're hardly songs, but you get the point.

PSA: This is our most explicit episode to date. We do share the our expert tips on how to look cool wearing outdoor clothes, and also how to get legs as strong as Lance.

How do you prepare yourself for when a trip goes wrong? If you know, please tell us -- we have no idea what we're doing out here.

In our new sleep episode (not as boring as it sounds) we crank up the heat with our first ever rated R for nudity podcast episode. Also, at one point Josh tells a really intelligent and hilarious joke. We apologize in advance for the thoughtfulness behind the humor in this episode.

If you want to spare yourself from having to listen to the most horrifying thing any human has ever done, skip ahead to minute 10:00. Seriously though, it gets pretty dark.

Cotopaxi Questival wrapped up this weekend here in the big ol' city of Denver. We won the whole thing, so you get to hear us talk about that. Josh tells us what he thinks of Colorado while being one foot away from Mike, which is really weird and will never happen again. 

Josh is in fact a llama and a Hufflepuff, can't deny it, it's on the internet now. Honestly this is really my only chance to get back at Josh since he has no power over me here. Also there are Avengers spoilers, enjoy.  -The Expert. 

I hope Phil doesn't hear this. 

Sorry for the late episode, it wasn't our fault. But if you really want to analize it, it was...

In hindsight, the top 7 highly effective habits of outdoor-enthused city dwellers should've probably been saved for episode 7, but we Trail Boys dgaf. But seriously, we're just really bad planners.

This is really just a cover for our new podcast "dad talk" 

This is our highly anticipated all food themed tips and trick episode. Full disclosure the actual content doesn't start for 20 minutes...

SPOILER: find out which one of your Trail Boys looks like Ellen. 

Ever wonder if camping in the winter is worth it? well it is so get over it Josh! 

Follow your favorite boys on their first ever journey to create one full and complete episode that is enjoyable to listen to, too. Also it's the first episode we promise it will get better just give us a chance.