Join two libtard snowflakes cast adrift in the darkest void known to human kind. A place where lies are fact. Fact is fake news. And news about fake facts is no longer news. Welcome to the Trump Dump! (Presented and illustrated by Niall Towl and Keir Menzies)
All good things must come to an end and after 28 episodes of the Trump Dump, we've decided it's time to get our Friday nights back. We hope this podcast serves as a document of a time and a man. Over the last six months and a bit, we've covered every crazy twist and turn of Trump's reign from July 3 2019 until January 25th 2020. We hope you've enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you and hope you've had a laugh at the great orange emperor's expense. For now, sit back, grab your almond milk flat whites and your gluten-free chia seed cocoa bar's and enjoy one last dump from two confused lib-tards. (Well, one lib-tard and one lib-hard) Thanks, Niall and Keir.
Happy New Year!! Oh wait a minute, no it isn't. Death and military tension kick off the 2020s after President Trump orders a drone strike on Iran's military head. We do our best to find the funny in (and around) this scary and developing situation.
This Christmas, Donald Trump gets Melania a card. Join us for a very Trumpy Christmas in this Christmas episode of the Trump Dump.
'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House (of Representatives)... This week, we cover the impeachment and Trump. We also cover Boris' triumphant return to Parliamant. Hopefully we can bring some Christmas cheer as we look at the funny side of this very not-funny situation we find ourselves in at the turn of the decade.
This week President Thanos makes some Democrats vanish on Twitter. Back on earth, the impeachment becomes very real. Meanwhile, the Britain Trump wins a landslide election ensuring Brexit will happen. If you fancy some original design Trump Dump fashion, you can order your 'Mmm.. Peach' t-shirt here: etsy.com/shop/TrumpDumpPodcastShop
This week, everyone's gossiping about the weird uncle at the NATO summit. Poor old Trump has got the hump. Also, Joe Biden tries to be 'one of the boys' with hilarious results and Michael Bloomberg gets a new nickname from Trump. Plus, the Britain Trump faces questions about trust, but keeps ramming home his simple Brexit message. All this and much more on a jam-packed Trump Dump!
This week President Trump shrugs off those heart murmours with his powerful chest. He also visits Afghanistan, pardons a turkey and gets an invite to his own impeachment hearing. Meanwhile, in Old Blighty, the Britain Trump comes under fire for dirty electioneering tactics and Michael Gove spits out some song tings. 'Aight.
We've long questioned Trump's head, but never his heart. Until now. Sonderland drops a bombshell at the ipeeachment trial. The Tiny Hand font is now a free download. Prince Andrew defends his association with Trump-buddy Jeffrey Epstein, which goes unb elievable badly for him. The Britain Trump (Boris Johnson) and Jeremy Corbyn go at each other as the UK election campaign heats. And Boris the ancient art of Chinese accent to disguise himself from an old flame. All this and much more. It''s a biggie!
This week, the impeachment trial goes live and we get an intimidating live stream of consciousness via Trump's thumbs. Another old ally of the president gets taken down and minor Die Hard character Donald Trump Jr enters the *New York best sellers list (*with a dagger). Meanwhile across the pond, despite asking, we still don't know how many children the Britain Trump has sired. And as the election campaign gets underway, the candidates are discovering the public aren't always happy to see them.
This massive episode sees an anonymous insider offer an insight into the strange inner-workings of the Whitehouse. The impeachment continues gathering momentum, while at the same time, the US polsters have Trump losing to all main Democratic contenders. Meanwhile, in the land of the Britain Trump, an Eton-Oxford Tory (no not Boris) makes alarmingly offensive comments to kick off the election campaign.
This Halloween week, Trump pulls a triumphant military operation from his bag of tricks, but the impeachment process continues to gather momentum. Meanwhile, for the Britain Trump, the Brexmas election wish comes true!