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Petty dictator Trump whined about being called chicken. Fox drunkard Jeanine Pirro was named the DC prosecutor by our felonious rapist-in-chief. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon, leaves the White House after pillaging the government for data. A spaceship built by Herr Musk spun out of control because it's a day ending "y."  Friend of the late diddler Jeffrey Epstein, Trump blathered nonsense about a golden dome and Canada. Folks from overseas aren't coming here anymore. Trumpkin podcaster Joe Rogan gave it up for Jesus on his stupid podcast. A Democrat congressperson might win the governorship in Virginia. A MAGAT bought a not-so-special edition watch with an obvious defect for his wife. Canoers in Kissimmee suffered a deadly attack by a gator.

Cue GOP squeals, as Biden declared the equal rights amendment the law of the land. There was a TikTok ban. A Space X rocket accidentally exploded causing planes to be rerouted. Shitler's dumb inauguration was moved indoors for the weather, maybe. Country singer and Trumpkin bootlicker Billy Ray Cyrus will perform at Diaper Don's coronation. The ousted GOP intel chair in the house is so angry pants over his firing dude won't vote with Repubs. Crappy POTUS elect named has been actors as it's emissary to Hollywood. Turkey-bod Musk admitted he paid for his high score in that video game. Faux-hawk freak Vivek Ramaswamy will run for the governorship of Ohio and won't be part of DOGE. A lunatic evangelical blathered Christians need to a have a stomach for war. Food banks have stocked up because Trump's back in The White House. MAGAT-caster Elijah Schaffer caterwauled people of color aren't Americans. Charlie Kirk and some other load not worth naming said the orange wanker was God's greatest blessing, puke. Fecal star Rosanne Barr was featured in a racist, pro Trump "music" video.

It's time for Narnia Round 2! The guys tackle Prince Caspian, the next book in CS Lewis' spectacular series. They voice their displeasure with the film adaptation and give Trumpkin his flowers among other topics. You won't want to miss this latest episode in the Me, Myshelf, and I Narnia series! Please subscribe to get the latest info on new episodes and check out our other classic literature podcasts. You can also follow our Instagram and YouTube channel for more literary fun! Instagram: @the_mmi_podcast YouTube: @MeMyshelfandIpodcast

Countdown to Trump's bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential debate. Man-baby blathered a bizarre word salad during a rally when he was surely under the influence of something. According to a professorial type Trump doesn't have the support of most Fortune 500 CEOs. A Texas abortion ban caused a dramatic increase in infant mortality rates. Secret recordings of Tooty Rudy Giuliani prove the corrupt former Mayor was indeed in a relationship with his podcast host.  The Supremes lifted a ban on gender-affirming care. MAGAT pastor and GOP candidate Mark Burns let his fascist flag fly during a whacked-out campaign ad. A Green Beret activist group demanded the Arizona GOP cut ties with a candidate who lied about serving in Vietnam. The ultimate rightwing nut-job caterwauler, Alex Jones is poised to lose Inforwars in bankruptcy. If Diaper Don wins the election, Melania Trump will likely never step foot in The White House.

In this episode, Devin and Colton make an inquiry about skepticism and faith in C. S. Lewis' book, Prince Caspian. They explore the characters of Miraz, Trumpkin, and Susan, who all demonstrate varying degrees of skepticism towards the fantastical elements of Narnia. The conversation camps on the importance of childlikeness and the recognition of a more magical and spiritual world. The hosts also discuss the hope for Susan's character and the strength that comes from embracing faith. Overall, the episode highlights the central theme of faith and the dangers of skepticism in Lewis' second Chronicle, Prince Caspian. At a glance: Skepticism and faith are central themes in Prince Caspian. The characters of Miraz, Trumpkin, and Susan demonstrate varying degrees of skepticism towards the fantastical elements of Narnia. Faith is not childish, but childLIKE. The world is more magical and spiritual than skeptics like Miraz and Trumpkin believe. There is hope for characters like Susan, who may have initially embraced skepticism but can still find redemption and salvation. ***GlossaHouse resources are available at our website! - https://glossahouse.com/ ✏️ ***Sign up for classes with GlossaHouse U - https://glossahouse.com/pages/classes

Loser Trump might lose Alex Jones, who lost his MAGAT marbles over Shitler boasting about the warp-speed COVID-19 vaccine rollout. Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel roasted the former guy at the end of the awards ceremony. The orange rapist could get sued a third time by E. Jean Carroll for defamation. Trumpkin orc Peter Navarro was officially ordered to prison. While POTUS, Man-baby spoke positively of Adolf Hitler in front of his former Chief of Staff Kelly. Race wars are being plotted by cross fit clubs run by Nazis. Florida was the number one state for conspiracy theories according to a study. A Mara Lago employee who unknowingly moved classified docs for Diaper Don has been cooperating with Jack Smith. Royal Kate Middleton admitted to doctoring a controversial photo. A crime duo pulled a "Weekend At Bernie's" and used puppetry skills to withdraw a bunch of cash from the deceased bank account.

Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, "Bye Felicia" to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump's immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler's supposed hotness. Rapist Donald Trump's Super Tuesday victory party came with a cash bar. Another cowardly House GOP load retired rather than standing up to a Trumpkin in a primary. The armorer on the movie set of Rust was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. A human took over 200 coronavirus shots and none of their DNA was altered. An illegal animal trafficker was busted attempting to sneak pythons over the border from Canada. Mosquito tornadoes have tortured residents in India. Back in the day, ancient Romans tripped by smoking black henbane seeds in pipes fashioned from the bones of sheep. North Carolina Repubs nominated a holocaust denier to run for governor.

Ridiculous "God's Army" invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won't pass it. Candidate for POTUS Nikki Haley dissed her party for not voting on the immigration bill. Board members felt pressure from their boss Elon Musk to partake in drugs. Speaking of turkey-shaped fascist Musk, his company Space X is set to drop some space junk in the water just off the coast fo the Crab's hometown of Pensacola. Czar Puddin' Fingers, AKA DeSantis, blathered horrible garbage about Florida's homeless community and then committed to a new war on poverty. Former Fox-load Tucker Carlson packed his kneepads and made his way to Russian daddy Putin for a possible interview. In a When Animals Get Pissed segment, a snake catcher was murdered by a cobra, the Crabs reviewed a study showing a tremendous uptick in shark attacks worldwide and no one is protecting the people of India from Tigers. E-scooters were banned in Paris.

The Trump White House pharmacy was hopping. For reasons unknown, former Speaker Pelosi called for investigations into supporters of a ceasefire in Gaza. Derranged MAGAT Dusty Deevers has been the perfect picture of creepy Christian nationalism. The US has considered withholding weapons from Israel to stop the war. OAN allegedly delivered Trumpkin attorney Sydney Powell a spreadsheet with password data from Smartmatic. Boebert E. Lee won't win her next election but perhaps she'll stay in the headlines. Taylor Swift has been the victim from deep AI photo-fakes. Angry god-bot Stew Peters blathered to a Turning Point USA ambassador that a violent insurrection against Jewish people might be necessary. Former Amazon Czar and extreme yachtsman Jeff Bezos has made an unjust amount of cash. Extreme anti-woman podcaster Ben Shapiro did a cameo in a horrific rap song that managed to hit number one.

Another day, another bombshell about Biden is a dud. US military funding for Ukraine has been depleted and Congress hasn't done anything about it. Fox "News" cut away from Trump during coverage of a hate rally to fact-check the many untruths spewed by the former guy about the 2020 election. A former Trump minion said Shitler looked bad at his last Iowa speech. Someone named Dough Burgum dropped from the 2024 GOP presidential primary. Man-baby contested Kevin McCarthy's claim that he couldn't eat after January 6th. A Florida Youth Pastor, who is not a drag queen, was busted transmitting harmful materials to minors. Fraiser star Kelsey Grammer is still a Trumpkin. Democratic Senator Fetterman called on corrupt Senator Bob Menendez to step down via a Cameo message from recently expelled Congressperson George Santos. While on the subject of Santos, the con man got super salty at his former colleagues in the House calling them bullies. A shark took the life of a paddleboarder in the Bahamas. Speaking of predators, Tucker Carlson's producer and right-hand man was accused of sexually assaulting a Fox News colleague.

The Tim Corrimal Show Episode 718 – October 29, 2023 On episode 718 of The Tim Corrimal Show, I am joined at the round table with Joe (Joseph Santorsa on Facebook and @Marnus3@mstdn.party on Mastodon) from The Poorly Written Political Blog, Tee Brown (@TeresaBlack7771 on Twitter and @teebrown@ohai.social on Mastodon) who is the host of “Tea Time with […] The post Episode 718 – The Great Trumpkin first appeared on The Tim Corrimal Show.

Christie and Pence to enter the GOP octogon. Far-right wankers of the Republican House were bummed about the debt ceiling deal and threatened to chase McCarthy from the speakership. Crappy Senator Manchin got pushback from fellow Dems about the West Virginia lawmaker pipeline deal that was rammed into the debt ceiling deal. MAGATS said they'd boycott Chick-fil-a because the hate chicken chain hired a DEI officer. Moscow was hit with a kamikaze drone attack. Trumpkin lawyer Evan Corcoran waved off a search of Shitler's office for secret docs. The AG of Texas said Trump would have lost the Lonestar state if mail-in-ballot applications weren't blocked. The head of Russian TV called the assassination of GOP load Lindsey Graham after his comments about Russia. White supremacist and antisemitic loser Nick Fuentes said everyone was racist and loved Hitler back in the day. The EU said they'd punish Elon Musk's Twitter for easing off on disinformation regulations. Man-baby could be charged under the espionage act over his mishandling of classified documents.  

The ironically named GOP Freedom Caucus lost their minds over a bipartisan deal. A-hole Senator Joe Manchin slipped in his pipeline deal with the debt ceiling which angered Democrats. In an attempt to green-wash its fascistic homophobic image, Chick-fil-a ticked off conservative wankers by hiring a diversity, equity, and inclusion exec. Moscow was attacked by drones which was surely a false flag. A Trumpkin attorney admitted he waved off a search of Shitler's Mara Lago office for secret docs. Don-the-con could be charged with espionage for showing off top secret docs. The embattled Texas AG said orange man-baby would've lost Texas in 2020 if many mail-in ballot applications weren't blocked. In dramatic fashion, Republican fossil Lindsey Graham responded to his arrest warrant issued by Russia saying he would meet Putin in the Hague. Anti-Semitic troll load Nick Fuentes blathered nostalgia about busting out the n-word and loving Hitler as a kid. Twitter faced a potential ban in Europe after Czar Musk eased off disinformation rules.

The Florida GOP wants to make the state a right-wing hellscape. The gun-shine-state's Draconian six-week abortion bill is making its way through the Florida legislature. Florida's Czar, Governor DeSantis, might have a tough time winning his own state in the 2024 presidential election because of Trump. Shitler claims he wanted to keep his hook-up with Stormy Daniels quiet because he didn't want Melania to know but there's evidence showing she already knew about it. A crack-pot MAGAT legislature in Virginia wants to make it a felony to pass gun control laws. The French have been protesting over Macron raising the retirement age. Mother's Husband, AKA Mike Pence, suggested Trump is a bad Christian. A Republican lawmaker from Florida said he filed legislation allowing the flying of Confederate Flag in error. Man-baby went full Festivus during former FOX bot Kimberly Guilfoyle's birthday party. Abortive smoothy-artist Jason Miller, along with his team at the Trumpkin social media company Gettr, has pivoted to the unvaccinated sperm biz.

Everyone is dunking on creepy GOP load Matt Gaetz including Congressman Swalwell who roasted the diddler Republican Rep for bringing a murderer into the House to lead the pledge. The fascist Republicans in Florida want bloggers who write about DeSantis to register with the state. Biden won't veto an evil GOP push to overturn justice reform in DC. The Mormon clergy would rather not be compelled by law to report child abuse. The DOJ torpedoed Shitler's immunity claim in court and now cops can sue the former GOP POTUS for damages from the insurrection. The House ethics committee is officially looking into lying GOP rep George Santos. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell tossed a tantrum over DeSantis speaking at CPAC calling the corpulent Governor a Trojan horse. The former ICE Director from the Trumpkin regime heinously blathered he doesn't care about families separated at the border. Marjorie Taylor Greene's spokesperson told a CNN fact checker to f-off.  

Crazy religious Republicans are getting crazier. Religious freak Doug Mastriano has taken his bigotted, antisemetic campaign to the Reawaken America Tour. Americans are concerened about political violence. A judge shot down Mein Pillow AKA Mike Lindell's attempt to reclaim his seized phone. Republican poll watchers have undergone insane radicalization training before the midterms. For example, Trumpkin lawyer and election fraudster Cleta Mitchell told MAGATS to get ready for hand-to-hand combat during the midterms. Cleta panicked bigly after the insurrection failed according to a newly released batch of emails relating the election fraud case brought by the State of Georgia. Evangelical boil Greg Locke roamed the aisles of Barnes And Nobles fretting over books in the witchcraft section. The Finnish PM Sanna Marin, who was the victim of a ridiculous media attack, based upon sexism, was cleared of any misconduct.

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and Trumpkin candidate Hershel Walker shared the screen in a very odd campaign endorsement video. Late-night host Chelsea Handler called Boebert E. Lee a human tramp stamp. When Boebert was a restauranteur, her kitchen was responsible for a food poisoning outbreak at a rodeo. A school board in Fargo caved to violent threats and reinstated the pledge at meetings. A very dramatic Glenn Beck urged his fellow Mormons to call for miracles so the nation can be saved. Chicago task force tasked with removing monuments that glorify white supremacy published their removal recommendation list for Chicago. A Florida Republican Candidate was permanently banned from Twitter after calling for the shooting of federal agents on sight. A hard to please preacher scolded his flock for being cheap and not tossing wads into the plate. Moscow Mitch blathered something about the GOP suffering from a lack of quality candidates, LOL.    

The GOP went after veterans and same-sex marriage out of spite after they were outsmarted by the Democrats passing The Inflation Reduction Act of 2022. Trump illegally used the Presidential Seal at a campaign event. Infowars Czar Alex Jones lost his marbles in typically dramatic fashion over pedos, the Deep State, and probably the Sandy Hook defamation lawsuit. A fascist Trumpkin influencer arrested for storming the Capitol is upset about documents relating to his cooperation with the Justice Department regarding the insurrection leaked. Vile Trump dandy Roger Stone said he's forgiven Blotch-Nazi-Bannon for lying under oath because that's what Christian faith dictates, LOL. Disgusting Christian hate-bot Tommy McMurtry suggested we go back to the days when transgender kids were beaten in school. Evangelical blatherer Kenneth Copeland resides on a palatial seven million dollar spread tax-free in Texas. Cretin Pastor John Hagee said church members that don't make it rain on the collection plate are spiritual shoplifters.  

Join us in Vegas for our CSR Live From LVG! - Friday, Saturday & Sunday, October 21 – 23, 2022 | 5:00 pm to 7:oo pm Country Squire Radio – Jon David Cole & Beau York - Saturday, October 22nd! Details: Las Vegas International Pipe Show - The Premiere Show for Pipe Enthusiasts (vegaspipeshow.com) Pipe Question: (From Taylor) Love the show and love the Squire for all of its amazing blends. I'm a big Tolkien nerd, so when I first saw you guys had a Middle Earth series I lost my mind. I mention the ME series because I have started doing some home blending myself to create Southern Star, the third and mostly forgotten of the pipeweed of the South Farthing. My question is, do you have any good tips for a home blender? I note down everything I taste in a notebook, but if you have any other advice I would love to hear it. Warm regards, Taylor Freet Quick Fire Questions: John Coatney Confirmed Pipe SMokers of Fiction & Literature Edition Sherlock Holmes or Gandalf Haunted Bookshop (the book) or Billy Budd (the book) Trumpkin the dwarf or Puddleglum the Marshwiggle (Chronicles of Narnia) Listener Feedback: (From Davey J) hey fellas, hope you both had a good recharge in FL. sounds like you boys needed some much needed bro time. really hope you found it, take care and peace be with you both. (From Dragon Faerie) Super excited to try Rivendell and Second breakfast for the first time! As a female piper, I can't help but feel like I'm in Victorian times!

The Secret Service deleted Jan. 6th texts and F Joe Manchin. Biden fist bumped MBS. There's a mysterious nosebleed disease similar to Ebola has doctors stymied. The House passed a bill codifying Roe. Pop singer Ricky Martin faces incest and domestic violence charges and the victim is his nephew. A DC cop confirmed former White House staffer Cassidy Hutchinson's story about Shitler getting into it with this Secret Service on January 6th. Trumpkin candidate "Dr." Oz has peddled many false and misleading claims about the coronavirus. A teen lost her leg in a not-so-rare shark attack. Speaking of the ocean-dwelling dinosaurs, the predators in grey suits have been targeting humans bigly as of late.  A wack-job loon lawyer in the Republic of Texas wants to go after prep-meds after abortion rights. A reptile fetishist was cited for illegally possessing a venomous snake.  

An Ohio Republican wants schools to teach "both sides" of the Holocaust. President Biden signed an executive order in an effort to protect access to abortion. The CDC issued new guidance for the newest and nastiest COVID variant. NYC is going back to masks. The former Japanese Premier was assassinated with a DIY shotgun. Tech load Elon Musk walked away from the Twitter deal and might eat a one billion dollar penalty. Fascist Vladimir Putin blathered some tyrannical crap about the Ukraine War. SCOTUS wanker Brett Kavanaugh chose to flee Morton's Steakhouse rather than face protestors waiting in the parking lot. The Czar of Texas, Greg Abbott stupidly called upon the National Guard to hunt down undocumented people. Trumpkin and Rudy flatulence sniffer Jenna Ellis called Olympian Simone Biles and soccer star Megan Rapinoe "losers" after they were awarded the Medal of Freedom. WWE creeper Vince McMahon paid $12 million in hush money to women he allegedly harassed. MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell complained how the UK system of governing is superior to that of the U,S. as evidenced by the ousting of Boris Johnson. The Crabs played crazy clips of wacko Pastor Greg Locke. Also on Faithless Friday, super ignorant preacher Jonathan Shelley said all feminist roads lead to Satan.  

Roe, Trumpkin, Lindseys Boosh, Trump worried SCOTUS decision might hurt thr GOP, Dicks and BJs, Leave it to me and the Republican Congress, Eric Herschmann, Pardon me, Rudy, Ivanka and the Documentary filled our plates. Also, a surprise at the end

Season Two begins with a long-awaited return to Narnia! Logan Huggins (who also edited and produced this episode) joins Chris to talk about the first few chapters of Prince Caspian.  Among other things, we discuss: Searching for "Old Narnia" in a meandering sequel The awkwardness of being a former grown-up How did Trumpkin, Nikabrik, and Trufflehunter become roommates? Why the book is still better than the movie Why Prince Caspian should be read second--after The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Prince Caspian as a Narnian "Book of Acts" Garfield Minus Garfield The number of characters and nature of community Entering frame tales in Narnia (I apologize for my very poor attempt at a British accent in the readings, but it would have been far more distracting to hear the children's dialogue in an unapologetically American accent.  By Jove.) As always, feel free to email us at InklingsVarietyHour@gmail.com with questions, suggestions, or comments. Next time: Prince Caspian Part 2!

Republicans are totally cool with their congressmen attending white nationalist rallies. Slimy Ted Cruz told a trucker convoy in DC every time he flies either the pilot or the flight attendant gives him a big gross hug. A prolific mask hole driving in a trucker convoy said she's not getting vaccinated because she doesn't want to be “digitiled.” Because mole-shaped Nazi Stephen Miller is still on a family cell phone plan with his mommy and daddy, the whole clan's phone records have been sought after by the January 6th committee and of course the slithery fascist is suing. In Texas, Trumpkin lawyer Sidney Powell is in trouble over frivolous election fraud lawsuits. Men rights activist and cry baby Nick Fuentes is super sad the world is becoming browner. Trump backed candidates are getting creamed bigly and not in a fun way. A voting machine manufacturer is suing FOX News for defamation. A Colorado clerk is being charged with election fraud and of course they're running for office on the GOP side. Some loser is going to prison for spending 57 grand of COVID relief cash on a freaking Pokémon card. Husband of Ivanka, Jared, nearly strong armed the CEO of Pfizer to divert coronavirus vaccines bought and paid for by other countries to Murica. A Republican in Michigan drew a particularly heinous comparison between accepting the results of the 2020 election and rape. In May, giant spiders will fall from the sky along the eastern seaboard. A smuggler of reptiles was busted crossing the southern border with numerous lizards and snakes taped to their thighs, legs and groin.

Only 33% of Republicans agree with the conviction of Ahmaud Arbery's killers. Biden said we shouldn't panic over the Omicron variant even thought the World Health Organization is concerned bigly. Oligarch Jack Dorsey called it quits at Twitter. The actor from Dazed and Confused isn't running for the Governorship of Texas. Lunatics in Germany are queuing up for fake vaccines. Boebert E. Lee "apologized" to Ilhan Omar for her racist insults but it didn't go well. A dude playing Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, who moonlights as a Michael Jackson impersonator was busted for rioting on January 6th. An Oasis cover band was snowed in at a gig along with their audience for several days in the UK. The Crabs played clips of former Trumpkin lawyer Lin Wood being curt with the CEO of Overstock as they tossed shade at wanker attorney Sydney Powell. Finally, disgraced former NSA Michael Flynn admitted Q was crap.  

Trump's statement on Colin Powell's death is one for the ages. Southwest caved to anti-vaxx workers. The dirtbag lawyer of George Zimmerman was charged with lying about crap in court. The evidence against Matt Gaetz proved even more ominous as we learned the investigation is moving in unexpected directions that could be more widespread than child sex trafficking. SCOTUS opted to not block a Maine vaccine mandate. A federal grand jury indicted a Nebraska GOP lawmaker. A Trumpkin loon recommended self inoculation instead of vaccines without realizing they're the same thing. "Dr." Stella Immanuel, one of the right's leading anti-vaccine "experts," caterwauled crazy "demon semen" disinformation about the pandemic. A load from The Republic of Texas threatened a doc from Maryland for her COVID-19 activism. Conserv-a-wanker Madison Cawthorn urged young moms to raise their young boys to be monsters. Sadly, SCOTUS again empowered qualified immunity.  

Alex Jones swallowed Ivermectin ranting that he's not easy to kill. Civil rights groups are suing Texas over their voter suppression legislation. The Mu variant is in most of the country.  Most of Cali wants Governor Newsom to stay. The Satanic Temple is suing the Lonestar State over their forced birth law. Christian moms lost their marbles over a breast reference in a Sonic Burger ad. A Trumpkin tossed a tremendous drunken fit in-flight and was arrested. Fascist loon Jason Miller was detained for anti-democratic shenanigans in Brazil.  A conspiracy theorist county councilman in Florida, who spouted loads coronavirus misinformation was hospitalized for the 'rona.

Big lie loon Sidney Powell doesn't like interviewers that ask questions about the truth. Biden delivered a speech about the Afghanistan withdrawal. Hurricane Ida left many without power in Louisiana and wreaked havoc throughout the south. The Colorado Secretary of State filed a lawsuit to strip Trumpkin of her election authority after she went into hiding at Mike Lindell's pad. Wanker GOP load Ron Johnson wants an audit of the 2020 election in Wisconsin. A Florida business owner posted a sign saying they didn't want to service any Biden supporters at their diner. We are still in a pandemic. Republican vampire Paul Ryan surfaced and took jabs at Shitler. Man-baby gave OAN figurative oral. The Death-Santis administration has lied about the COVID death numbers in the gun-shine state. Loser anti-vaxxers shut down a vaccination facility by harassing state health workers.    

Craven Republicans are sputtering because Biden sailed through his press conference. Miami Beach is on high-rona-alert due to teeming crowds of spring breakers on vacay. New York made recreational weed legal. Q Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene's BFF was caught on video storming The Capitol. My Pillow CEO and Trumpkin insurrectionist Mike Lindell was unconvincing when he promised his new media platform would not be used to promote violence. Hamster-faced Shitler-sucker Jason Miller was busted hiding lots of income to avoid child support payments. Israeli might vote Netanyahu out. MAGATS continued moaning because the Vice President doesn't salute folks in uniform. A misguided bigoted Catholic headmaster forced an African American to apologize by kneeling in front of the glass. A horned-up gentleman squirted upon a stuffed unicorn in a Target because of freedom.

What can talking animals possibly teach us about evil, belief, and apostasy in this age of cynicism? Join Drs. Crystal and David C. Downing as the Wade Center Podcast continues to explore the meaning and message of The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. This week David and Crystal sit down with Producer Aaron Hill for a fascinating discussion about Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia and the nature of faith, the power of sanctification, and the threat of disenchantment in our modern world.

Is seeing believing? Or is believing seeing? As Lucy follows Aslan toward the Stone Table, the others must decide whether or not they can bear to follow someone they cannot see for themselves. Yet, as they walk by faith, not by sight, the glimpses of Aslan begin to bring repentance, grace, and sanctifying growth, preparing the Pevensies and Trumpkin ultimately for the path toward Caspian and the war against evil.

Trump must be removed from office. Democratic leaders Pelosi and Schumer called for Shitler's removal from The White House. President-Elect Biden noted that MAGAT rioters were treated so kindly by law enforcement compared to the violence the thugs-in-blue unleashed on peaceful BLM protesters. The glob of vermin squirt heading up the policeman's union in Chicago defended rioters that trashed the Capitol Building. A veteran who followed Qanon was shot dead by law enforcement during the insurrection in DC. Former Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly said he would remove Diaper Don with the 25th Amendment if he was still working for the administration. Skin-sack and Former AG Bill Barr condemned The Rapist In Chief for inciting mob violence. GOP Senator Mittens Romney ripped The Donald a new a-hole for using mob violence to intimidate Congress. Trumpkin sucker Mick Mulvaney resigned. Facebook indefinitely blocked the orange load. Conserv-a-twit GOP lawmaker Matt Gaetz lied when he said ANTIFA participated in the DC riots. Former Fox-bot and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany read a snippy statement about the violence at the United States Capitol and immediately fled before reporters could ask questions. Homophobic simpleton Michele Bachmann sounded like an idiot blaming the left for the MAGAT attack in Washington. The Satanic Temple criticized Ohio's new law requiring aborted fetal remains to be buried or burned.  

Mar-a-Lago neighbors don't want Trump to live there. Congress hinted stimulus checks will be included in the next stimulus. A Trumpkin election lawyer said racist crap about the wife of Cocaine Mitch. Detroit is trying to sue Shitler minion Sidney Powell for her attempt to subvert democracy with ridic legal suits. Senatorial incumbent and insider trader a-hole Kelly Loeffler still refused to acknowledge Biden's presidential win. The 50 biggest companies in American made lots of paper but still managed to layoff employees. A study showed remote workers tend to drink on the job. Tax cuts to the rich help poor people, duh. Coach Dave lost his JEEBUS marbles and attempted to rewrite his history with AG Bill Barr. Infowarrior and elite level spreader DeAnna Lorraine insanely suggested the first person who received the vaccine flashed Illuminati symbols to the camera. Stats from the Negro Baseball League will now be integrated into Major League Baseball.

In this week's episode, Stephen and Shannon discuss Lewis' views on war, the introduction of Bacchus, Aslan's roar, and similarities to the book of Amos. Also, they taste Trumpkin's meat and apples! Head over to the podcast's Facebook page to see pictures!

In this week's episode, Stephen and Shannon discover a delicious wilderness recipe, discuss the character development of Susan and Trumpkin, and unpack a powerful conversation between Lucy and Aslan. We'd love to hear your thoughts and insights! Email us at beyondthelamppostpodcast@gmail.com

Having discovered that their quest down the gorge, taken contrary to Aslan's will, ends in failure, the children and Trumpkin double back to start again. Yet, as Lucy is summoned by the divine call of Aslan to instruct her siblings to obey his instructions, it remains to be seen whether or not Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Trumpkin have the faith necessary to follow a leading that they cannot physically see.

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality   It's Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving! Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners: On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us spank away the hate, greed and fear that divide us. And let us practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure… with a little spanking. Consenting adults only. Don't spank kids. They can't consent, and spanking kids teaches them that violence is the answer to problems. Spanking consenting adults is a very different story, and it often has a happy ending! Historically speaking, SPANKSgiving is more reality-based than THANKSgiving. Mostly likely the traditional tale of peaceable Pilgrims sharing a friendly feast with the local native Wampanoag tribe is a big historic hoax. However, Pilgrim Fathers (and some of the Mothers) were very much into spanking, whipping, humiliation, putting transgressors into stocks and public disgrace, often for sexual “sins.” Of course, most of this was nonconsensual—which makes it all pretty awful. In any case, their own records show those Puritanical Pilgrims were into some kinky corporeal punishments, laying the historic groundwork for Spanksgiving! Usually we celebrate a Very Slappy Spanksgiving in Bonoboville with a big spanking orgy, but in the Coronapocalypse, we have to scale it down—way down—to the point that I'm spanking myself! Talk about “Spanking the Monkey”… Season's Beatings! I also physical-distance flog Mariah, my lovely new associate producer, and I OTK (Over the Knee) spank Stormy, my favorite blow-up doll, all dressed up for the holiday in Yale panties and a spanking skirt. Between spankings, we enjoy a great Bedside Chat with our special guest, bright, beautiful and very colorful Alice Bangz, SHSU student, sex worker, Sisters Against Assault (SAA) activist, striptease artist and fan of consensual adult spanking. Spanking is too good for the Trumpkin, who's so conceited he still won't concede as of this live broadcast, so it's Smashing Trumpkins Voodoo time again; the next day, he authorizes the transition, proving My Voodoo works! The end of the show features a Spanksgiving 2018 bonus clip of me OTK-spanking Juici May until she squirts (it's Holy Water!) all over my lap, but we can't show you that on YouTube. To see this whole show uncensored and free, go to http://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2020 Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, squirting, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can't talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you

2020年，川普化身成万圣节南瓜灯万圣节就要来临了，国外超市商店都装上了各种万圣节饰品——南瓜灯、扫帚、女巫、面具、鬼帽......总之，就是要体现这个鬼节特有的恐怖元素。说到万圣节，必不可少的当数南瓜和南瓜灯了。于是，美国民众们也为他们的总统特制的南瓜川普灯上线了,还给它取了个响亮的名字：Trumpkin.我们先来看看民众们的艺术细胞和想象力吧！不得不说美国民众的想象力真的是很丰富呢！万圣节就要来了，快来学几句万圣节的实用口语吧。New Words:scare [skeər] v. （使）害怕；受惊吓；吓跑n. 恐惧；惊吓；（社会上的）大恐慌 You scared me to death.我差点被吓死。You did give me a good scare.你着实吓了我一跳。spooky [ˈspuːki] adj. 幽灵般的；有鬼般的；令人毛骨悚然的Your dressing looks so spooky.你的穿着真是令我毛骨悚然呢。vampire [ˈvæmpaɪər] n. 吸血鬼；吸血蝙蝠He dressed up as a vampire .他打扮成的是一个吸血鬼。

2020年，川普化身成万圣节南瓜灯万圣节就要来临了，国外超市商店都装上了各种万圣节饰品——南瓜灯、扫帚、女巫、面具、鬼帽......总之，就是要体现这个鬼节特有的恐怖元素。说到万圣节，必不可少的当数南瓜和南瓜灯了。于是，美国民众们也为他们的总统特制的南瓜川普灯上线了,还给它取了个响亮的名字：Trumpkin.我们先来看看民众们的艺术细胞和想象力吧！不得不说美国民众的想象力真的是很丰富呢！万圣节就要来了，快来学几句万圣节的实用口语吧。New Words:scare [skeər] v. （使）害怕；受惊吓；吓跑n. 恐惧；惊吓；（社会上的）大恐慌 You scared me to death.我差点被吓死。You did give me a good scare.你着实吓了我一跳。spooky [ˈspuːki] adj. 幽灵般的；有鬼般的；令人毛骨悚然的Your dressing looks so spooky.你的穿着真是令我毛骨悚然呢。vampire [ˈvæmpaɪər] n. 吸血鬼；吸血蝙蝠He dressed up as a vampire .他打扮成的是一个吸血鬼。

2020年，川普化身成万圣节南瓜灯万圣节就要来临了，国外超市商店都装上了各种万圣节饰品——南瓜灯、扫帚、女巫、面具、鬼帽......总之，就是要体现这个鬼节特有的恐怖元素。说到万圣节，必不可少的当数南瓜和南瓜灯了。于是，美国民众们也为他们的总统特制的南瓜川普灯上线了,还给它取了个响亮的名字：Trumpkin.我们先来看看民众们的艺术细胞和想象力吧！不得不说美国民众的想象力真的是很丰富呢！万圣节就要来了，快来学几句万圣节的实用口语吧。New Words:scare [skeər] v. （使）害怕；受惊吓；吓跑n. 恐惧；惊吓；（社会上的）大恐慌 You scared me to death.我差点被吓死。You did give me a good scare.你着实吓了我一跳。spooky [ˈspuːki] adj. 幽灵般的；有鬼般的；令人毛骨悚然的Your dressing looks so spooky.你的穿着真是令我毛骨悚然呢。vampire [ˈvæmpaɪər] n. 吸血鬼；吸血蝙蝠He dressed up as a vampire .他打扮成的是一个吸血鬼。

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality   Riding into the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom—a dildo, vibrator and spanking paddle/sweeper in one—I call upon all sexy witches, bitches, tramps and vamps to join me for Samhain, the climax of Kinktober, aka Halloween (2017) in BOOnoBOOville. My first guest is amazing SUZY-award winning “Animal Play Monarch” and DomCon Pet Show Director Madame Margherite accompanied by her slinky pet alligator. Beautiful Gypsy and I ride our dildonic witch's brooms like stallions into battle as Madame Margherite brandishes a phallic sword. Pegging anyone? It's the Dong Show! We also do some autumnal penis-fencing with gourds. Next up is FemDom MILF Mistress Ravensong who, upon seeing our Trumpkin, confesses she voted for Trump! The Womb Room gasps, but Mistress Ravensong says His Agent Orangeness betrayed her, so she punishes our Trumpty Dumpty voodoo doll with relish… and maybe a little eye-of-Newt (Gingrich). As for the big Trumpkin, we gag his YUGE mouth with two gourds. Turncoat Trumpers like Ms. R give me hope for America! We celebrate with a sexy, spooky BOOnoBOOville Communion, give some spankings and dance in our Agwa/Aztec masks reminiscent of this “great” land's ancient Native American origins, as our favorite rapper Ikkor the Wolf sings “We Are One.” Amen and Awomen! There's a fair amount of beautiful nudity and dildo play here that we can't show you on YouTube. To see this show uncensored and free, go to https://drsusanblock.com/Halloween-2017 Need to talk PRIVATELY about kink, sexy witches, scary sex or anything else that you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

As the children and Trumpkin fall asleep exhausted from their journey, Lucy is beckoned awake and away from the camp to encounter the transcendent holiness of Narnia. This first of two visions, in which she remembers the deep magic of Narnia, ultimately prepares her for the greater vision of Aslan and her firm conviction in the face of her siblings' opposition.

As Trumpkin concludes Caspian's backstory, he confesses his expectation for the help of Susan's horn to be mighty Narnian kings and queens of old, not four children. Yet, through a series of lighthearted contests, Trumpkin will learn the true importance of an authority that is not merely acknowledged but trusted and obeyed.

If you didn't know where Taylor and Jenni stand politically or morally before, you will at the end of this Conspiracies episode! Taylor dives into a wild ride of a story that has it all - time travel, historical facts, a peculiarly named government office, and a hate-able presidential candidate. Jenni takes us back into the Bible and describes the vin diagram of Donald Trump and the Anti-Christ. Could Donald Trump be a time-traveling Biblical figure out to end the world? Maybe.

It just keeps getting worse and the worse it gets, the more he wants to change the narrative. The lies and misrepresentations, the constant massaging of the ego of this monster is the effort to destroy the very moral fiber of this incredible country. TRUMPKIN is at the center of this destruction, aided and abetted by his minions. WE MUST NOT... CANNOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/david-patrick-wilson/support

This "pandemic" is horrific, made even more terrifying by PORKY POTUS! But, he wasn't kidding about the "cure being worse than the disease." The overwhelming possibility is that we will wake up from this 'nightmare,' ONLY to find ourselves under AUTOCRATIC RULE. I believe that has been TRUMPKIN'S plan since he made the deal to bring the "pandemic" to a neighborhood near you. His reckless disregard for our lives should spell his downfall, but it is powered by the ignorance of his "base." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/david-patrick-wilson/support

Trumpkin's story begins as he tells of Prince Caspian, the rightful heir to the throne of Narnia who secretly harbors "a love for the Old Things." Yet, when King Miraz, his usurping uncle, discovers Caspian's affinity for the stories of Old Narnia, he sends Doctor Cornelius to be his nephew's new tutor. Little does he know that Doctor Cornelius carries a secret of his own and will play a significant role in leading Caspian toward a recognition of who he is and the real truth about Narnia.

Trump’s base is less educated on average than those of past Republican presidents. With degrees in political science, international conflict resolution, and psychology, Rio’s friend Mattaus Pfeiffer is a diamond in the Trumpkin rough. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/movingforward/message

This Halloween week, Trump pulls a triumphant military operation from his bag of tricks, but the impeachment process continues to gather momentum. Meanwhile, for the Britain Trump, the Brexmas election wish comes true!

The Pevensies and Trumpkin follow Lucy to Aslan's How. Your Lamp-post Links: The Keys to the Chronicles: Unlocking the Symbols of C. S. Lewis's Narnia by Marvin Hinten Support us on Patreon and follow us into Narnia on our Twitter or Facebook pages. Do you have any feedback? Email us at thenarniapodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at (406) 646-6733. Apple Podcasts | Google Play | Spotify | Stitcher Radio | Podcast Website | YouTube | RSS Feed    

The Pevensies and Trumpkin follow Lucy to Aslan's How. Your Lamp-post Links: Fix My Eyes, Kings Kaleidoscope Fix My Eyes (Acoustic), Kings Kaleidoscope Return of the Prodigal Son, Rembrandt, 1665 Saving Bacchus, by Professor Joshua McNall Lord of the Wine, Sermon by Tim Keller Support us on Patreon and follow us into Narnia on our Twitter or Facebook pages. Do you have any feedback? Email us at thenarniapodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at (406) 646-6733. Apple Podcasts | Google Play | Spotify | Stitcher Radio | Podcast Website | YouTube | RSS Feed  

The Pevensies prove their worth to Trumpkin before leaving the island. Your Lamp-post Links: Support us on Patreon and follow us into Narnia on our Twitter or Facebook pages. Do you have any feedback? Email us at thenarniapodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at (406) 646-6733. Apple Podcasts | Google Play | Spotify | Stitcher Radio | Podcast Website | YouTube | RSS Feed  

Greetings and salutations friends, lovers and bammas alike. This week, the Cheeto in chief finally folded to Speaker for Life, Nancy Pelosi, reopening the government and conceding this round of the Petty Wars after 36 days of bluster and bullshit. This served as a nice distraction from early morning arrest of recently indicted Trumpkin and Batman villain Roger Stone, who most likely started life as that smirking kid we all wanted to face punch and simply grew into his evil. Also Kamala Harris announced her campaign for the Presidency and the timeline couldn't wait to be like...nawl. All this and more, this week on the Brown Liquor Report. #dontstoplistenlisten #podcast #podsincolor #shitshow

Win Or Lose: From Chapo Trap House’s Patreon to Jeff WINNING or LOSING on Twitter. This is QUITE an intro! King Of Emo: From Papa John to Lil Aaron, who is the true KING OF EMO!? Chronic: It begins as we get “raided” by a guy that can even play along with a bit. THE PLOT THICKENS. WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO!?, BUFFY!, AMERICA!, BITS!, TWITCH!, CHAPO TRAP HOUSE!, TWITTER!, ALCOHOL!, DRINKING GAME!, ELECTION NIGHT!, THE 400!, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST!, PATREON!, HIGHEST VALUE!, OWNED!, WIN!, LOST!, INTERNET RESPONSE!, LATINX!, HARDCORE!, HEADLINE!, WHY YOU MAD!?, DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE AROUND YOU!?, BIGGER PERSON!, PHIL DEFRANCO!, FRED!, ANNOYING ORANGE!, REVIEWS!, PODCAST!, FREE!, WHERE ARE YOUR REVIEWS AT!, BITS!, HENTAI GAME!, PRERELEASE!, PRE ALPHA!, FEMINIST FREQUENCY!, THE BEATLES!, DERAY!, PIONEERS!, SOCIAL JUSTICE!, PETE BEST!, SHAUN KING!, PAPA JOHN’S!, I’M SORRY!, PEOPLE OF COLOR!, DO BETTER!, PIZZA!, DONATION!, N-WORD!, CHRISSY TEIGEN!, THOUGHT!, TODD SOLONDZ!, HAPPINESS!, WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE!, STORYTELLING!, NEVE CAMPBELL!, SKYSCRAPER!, THE ROCK!, CHRISTINA RICCI!, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!, MARILYN MANSON!, NINE INCH NAILS!, AESTHETIC!, KING OF EMO!, LIL AARON!, MY TEENAGERS!, DRUGS!, NEW GENERATION!, POST MALONE!, PEEP!, DOPE!, HORSEHEAD!, 3OH!3!, KING OF CRUST PUNK!, TONY HAWK!, RACE WAR!, MAX LANDIS!, 90S KID!, 90S BABY!, 80S BABY!, CHRONIC!, TRUMPKIN!, VOLDEMORT!, NPCS AND THEM!, JIMMY FALLON!, DIAPERS J. BIGOT!, LIBTARD!, SNOWFLAKE!, SKYPE RINGER BANGER!, EDGELORDS!, LGBTQ!, FORTNITE!, GAMERS!, FANCLUB!, DOXXING!, JEWS!, TROLLING!, RAID!, UNREASONABLE!, GREEN SCREEN!, DUEL!, CHOACH!, SOL ROSENBERG!, JERKY BOYS!, AUTISTIC!, JEFF FREAKOUT!, RETARDED!, FREAKOUT!, GOT HIM!, HOLOCAUST!, RAGE QUIT!, BEARDED LADY!, SOUTHERN!, BARCROFT!, IMPROV!, YES AND!, DO A BIT!, PRESS CONFERENCE!, ANSWER THE PHONE!, WE WON!, OR DID WE!?, RIP TWITCH! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #562 PART 1 RIGHT HERE!

A cold bidet, Sean agrees to get the band back together for Road Rage: Nashville, body building, female empowerment, and moms I wouldn't like to f**k, penis knowledge is power and other forms of male dominance, a fat woman chews on a pen at the bank, Owen Benjamin plays piano for men and women and believes in the deep state, I believe all women, the Christmas season begins, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" deconstructs The Best Debate in the Universe, I tell several tell comedy jokes and give Maddox a brilliant idea for his non-existent bonus episodes, Andy Warski calls in about Blaire White and the future of trolling, Dickels are back, fursecution is back, the Trumpkin hat is back, and the back of Sean's love pillow is a crew neck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

9/26/2018

911 Boyz: Jim has returned from the latest 911 Boyz trip! The adventures take us to Portland Oregon, home of the CRAZIES. Walk Up McDonald’s: You know what a 24 hour McDonald’s is missing? A late night walk up where homeless people can try to sell you hatchets. Wake Up Screaming: It isn’t easy to get by a sleeping bum that is right in the doorway. YOU’RE HIRED!, FANCY WORDS!, BETTER CALL SAUL!, IS THIS THING CURSED!?, ALKALINE TRIO!, KARAOKE!, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!, DISNEY!, IMPROV!, SOMETHING THERE THAT WASN’T THERE BEFORE!, THERE’S SOMETHING QUEER!, STINKY WHORE!, UNDER THE GAY!, THE LITTLE MERMAID!, PORTLAND!, CRAZY!, HOMELESS!, BUMS!, BRIAN!, 911 BOYZ!, GENTRIFIED!, ELEVATOR!, SWANKY!, WEIRD!, DRUNK!, DISTILLERY!, BARS!, BEERS!, PIZZA!, CIDER!, LIGHT BEER!, HIPSTER!, WHITE!, CONDESCENDING!, GET OUT!, DOWNTOWN!, SAN FRANCISCO!, IGNORE!, SCREAMING!, I’M A PERSON!, DEVIL’S PACT!, POWELL’S BOOKS!, RARE BOOK ROOM!, AIRBNB!, NOTES!, SHITTY!, AIR CONDITIONER!, MCDONALD’S!, WALK UP!, LATE NIGHT!, HOMELESS!, ELECTRONICS!, HATCHET!, WEIGHT!, AFROMAN!, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!, BLUETOOTH SPEAKER!, GLOBAL WARMING!, PRIUS!, NOTES!, ABOLISH CAPITALISM!, DRINKING RULES!, IMPROV!, THE KICKSTAND!, SKILLS!, JAKE!, HERALD SET!, TEAMS!, SCUBA DIVING!, SLANGING DRUGS!, TOSSING DRUGS!, BOUNCING DRUGS!, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!?, PIZZA SLUT!, BOTCHED IT!, WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR!?, MR. ROGERS!, THE ATARIS!, ICARUS THE OWL!, TAPS!, BOXCAR!, JAWBREAKER!, SO LONG ASTORIA!, DANTE’S!, GAS MASK GIRL!, YELLING!, ARGUING!, SNIPING!, STORM OUT!, TRUMPKIN!, COOKIE DOUGH!, ICE CREAM!, FATHER’S PLACE!, JAPAN TOO MANY DRINKS!, HAUNTED PUB TOUR!, HISTORY!, TOO COOL!, EMBARRASSED!, SCARY STORIES!, SHANGHAI TUNNELS!, KIDNAPPED!, DRUGGED!, SLEEPING BUM!, WAKE UP SCREAMING!, ONE EYE!, DOORWAY!, DISPENSARY!, AIRPORT!, MOTHER!, DAUGHTER!, SAD!, ASIAN!, CRYING!, POSTMATES!, DELIVERIES!, TIPS!, IDIOTS! CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD JIM AND THEM #553 PART 2 RIGHT HERE!

The red tide in Florida is killing hundreds of tons of fish and making people sick. What's causing this and what can World War 2 teach us about addressing this problem? Born from Agent Orange, glyphosate is Monsanto's infamous weed killer that has been proven to cause cancer. Now, for the first time, Monsanto lost in a jury trial against a man who will lose his life thanks to working with the herbicide. Trumpkin's military parade is on hold - so, now what? Finally, Lee & Eleanor ask the existential and extraterrestrial question: Where is Everybody?   leecamp.com artkillingapathy.com

Fifty big ones! Fifty smackeroos! Well into middle age now, we’re definitely over the hill. That won’t stop us churning out quality content right into your head dishes, or my name isn’t Trumpkin. Wait, what were we talking about again? I forget. 00:00 – Intro 21:30 – Gert Bowl VIII 1:24:50 – Two-Up Cup 2:03:12 … Continue reading Episode Fifty: Fifty Shades of, er, Never Mind →

I suppose we could have released this episode a bit soo-NAH. After a decent first installment where Santa randomly showed up to give kids weapons and a kid sold out his entire family for some gross dessert, we're back in Narnia and shit's different. There are Conquistadors, Willow is a dick, Middletaurs are extinct and plans go awry in spectacular fashion. Join us as we break down this movie, one Trumpkin stare at a time. (NEXT EPISODE: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

Show Notes and Links We recorded the day Trump signed an executive order against breaking up families, so we really didn't have time to process the ramifications. Let me make it clear, we are 100% against the punitive separation of children from their families. We are also 100% for the comprehensive immigration reform and greater work visas for immigrant labor. (Gomer is for the legalization of literally all drugs, so that will strip the cartels of most of their power, but we don't talk about that!) What we are not for is the hype wagon of the left wing media and anti-Trumpkins out there. Nor are we interested in the Sessions-style biblical apologetics of the Trumpkin defenders. We are pro-life, pro-family, and pro-child. Some of these parents are sketchy. Some of these kids are being trafficked (a lot more than you think) and need to be saved. Some are criminals, some are forced into criminal behavior. GOMER'S IGNORANCE Gomer here: "I will claim more ignorance of the elevation of abuse under Trump's administration, really especially since the month of March. I do think it's due to the increase in illegal border crossings that usually drops off the closer we get to summer. I've spent all day today reading Vox and some others about the background to the anti-Trump recent outrage and have learned a lot. I also think the Colberts of the world are just so blind with Trump hatred (again, personally, I did not vote for him and never will) they will blame everything on him and not on a lack of space, of funds, or of personnel to help these kids.

In this episode, Angry Ginger and Neighbor Cole battle technical difficulties with The Last Jedi and The Black Panther while sipping on some hot Trumpkin Spice Latte's (non existent).  They Geekout over Netflix's The Babysitter and The Meyerwitz Stories as well as play a game of One Question Quiz...but not before Cole shares some football follies.  In Geek News, Sacario gets a sequel, The Rock might just be a Pikachu, and Ron Howard finally, fully goes Solo! 

19yr old unqualified plastic surgeon works from her Toronto basement (what could possibly go wrong?) Trumpkin and his plot to destroy the universe (solution to those working with him: just tell him he's great and do what you want). Amanda and Vinney look at some interesting journalism in the Toronto Sun including the line "a one way ticket to the morgue". Finally: Huge USA fajita theft news.Link to Sun story we discussed here.  Right-click to download the latest show.If you cannot see the audio controls, listen/download the audio file hereTo subscribe with iTunes, click here

Trumpian, Trumponomics, Trumpertantrum, Trumpkin, Trumpflation, Trumpist, Trumpette, Trumpista Download and listen later, or listen now online. We are also on Stitcher and Tumbler. https://oxfordstudent.com/2017/02/04/oxford-english-dictionary-considering-inclusion-trump-expressions/ Enjoy!

Bill starts without Matt this week but claims he was just "queuing." Once again, Mr. Pacino's vocal variances throughout his many eras, are discussed at length. We finally reach a kind-of climax in the less-than-tender Blaking. Bill and Matt have fallen ill but that doesn't stop the bad impression train from rolling. The fellas imagine that Aaranow has the saddest off-screen life one can imagine. We get public speaking pro-tips from Blake. Pro-tip: Warm Baldwin breath on a neck goes a long way towards intimidation. The fellas connect the dots between Baldwin's Blake and Baldwin's Trumpkin. Sometimes a bad mime is a great choice. The boys discuss some the more famous movie props. The boys conclude that there is no better actor to interact with an actual set of brass balls than Mr. Alec Baldwin. Bill is a nit-picky, son-of-a-bitch who goes out of his way to needlessly criticize what Matt believes is a damn fine prop. What would Williamson do with his own set of brass balls? Bill talks about Hitchcock's "Rope." It's hard to know why, but we'll take it. In this vein, 2dubs tells us all about Se7en. Matt takes bill to task in the newest HOUSEKEEPING for trying to end episodes before their time. Matt reminds Bill that he is among the worst of all the high-roading, SOBs that ever lived.

Rebooting and reformat of the show for the Trumpkin era. A guide on how to be safe while you #resist   Show notes at mydumbcrusade.com.  Leave comments there too Please review and subscribe. Support @ https://patreon.com/mydumbcrusade

Josh Fonner, Tyco, and JD bring you podcasting's most unprofessionally professional show, Untitled Nonsense! Join us for an uncensored, unapologetic, and unrelenting discussion of the week's most pressing Nonsense.To begin the show, we glove up with our segment "4chan at arms length: a proctological examination of the asshole of the internet." This week, the chans bring us an article written by a girl who thought she met her match on Tinder, until post-coital perusing of his personal library exposed him as a Trumpkin. The Trumpkin in question reveals himself to be an actual Anon, with proof of the pairing.This leads us to our bridge story between "4chan AAL" and "You Just Activated My Trump Card," #Pizzagate. We finally cover this non-story that's too much bullshit for even us to buy into.This leads us into a far longer, "You Just Activated My Trump Card," than desirable, but to be fair, a lot has happened this week.From there, we dive headfirst into Nonsense, including:A Spanish Sex Toy Silent NightBelgium's Department of the Interior Gets LiteralRent-A-Jews in Germany lead to a MUCH longer conversation about circumcision than necessaryAND MORE!All on this week's Untitled NonsenseBe sure to leave comments and questions on the Nonsense line by voicemail or text at (603) 267-0521, and to rate, review, subscribe, and share us from your platform of choice!PART OF THE ACE PODCAST NETWORKwww.acepodcastnetwork.comwww.untitlednonsense.comwww.facebook.com/untitlednonsensewww.twitter.com/UN_Podcast

On this episode of Clickbait the Podcast Peter and Mike try and enjoy a nice late night episode of everyone's favorite podcast but a certain troll comes knocking... https://www.patreon.com/clickbaitthepod

We are so happy to be back with an all-new episode of The Real Brian Show and are so thankful you're joining us once again. If you're wondering why this episode is labeled #1 (or 001, depending on where you're looking), don't worry... you haven't gone crazy. Or maybe you have, I won't judge. Brian used the first seven episodes of The Real Brian Show's initial launch to regroup, reassess, and reconfigure a few things, and he'll tell you all about it within the first five minutes of the show. So don't worry, you are in the right spot! In This Episode Start. Stop. Start again. What happened to the Real Brian Show? A look ahead at conversations that need to happen in the post-2016 election era. Agendas on television and why they're not our cup of tea. An amazing conversation with nutrition-happy John Lee Dumas! The Phoenix Rises Appropriately, the phoenix in Greek mythology describes a creature which rises from the ashes of its predecessor. Part of the legend of this creature is that it first must die in a huge show of combustion before it can rise again. I wouldn't go so far as to say this "bursting into flames" happened to Brian before this mini relaunch, but the great part about legends is that they are interpretations and analogies to real life. Regardless, it is a great reminder to us all that even when something seems to fail or stall or not quite feel right, all of the essential components are very likely there, ready to arise from what was left behind. And so we're back at it! In this week's episode, Brian tells us a little bit about why he started, stopped, and restarted the show; he gives an interlude for the upcoming American holiday; he talks about some topics he's looking forward to addressing in upcoming episodes; finally, John Lee Dumas joins Brian and they talk about John's foray into sustainable dietary habits, then John's pre-podcasting years and what led him to start EOFire. Let's Talk The post-2016 Presidential Election era has been a dark and icky place. Personally, I took a break from social media for a full 10 days because it made me sick to read tweets and Facebook posts. The hate and blind rage that was coming out of people, particularly ones I would have never expected it from, was bringing me down. I physically felt a huge weight on my heart, and I didn't like it. But ignoring the posts and tweets will not help me in the long run; there is a larger issue that needs to be addressed. Whether you hate the results of the election, don't care one way or the other, or are absolutely thrilled, we have the same mission as we've always had: live and work together. In my own opinion, I would go so far as to say that it is time we wake up and remind ourselves that the government will not save us. We cannot rely on laws or policy or elected officials or lobbyists to change the minds and hearts of the people around us, we must be that change. We must embody the absolute best of mankind in spite of what the government is doing, in spite of who your neighbor voted for, and in spite of the cogent fear that has gripped our nation. In thinking about this topic a lot lately, I was reminded of a scene from Prince Caspian, the book by C.S. Lewis from from The Chronicles of Narnia. In this book, the Pevensie children return to Narnia after having been away only a year in their world, but many, many years have passed in Narnia. Power has changed hands many times, corruption has seized surrounding kingdoms and that corruption is now threatening Narnia. In the Narnia the Pevensies knew, the animals were considered "talking beasts". They were fully conscious and communicated with all manners of life. What was more, they were an essential part of Narnia's composition. However, in Prince Caspian, Lucy (the youngest), is confronted with a black bear, whom, of course, she tries to speak with. The bear growls and charges at her. He is not a talking beast. She's so surprised by this behavior that she is nearly mauled by the bear. But she's saved by Trumpkin, the cynical dwarf, who responds to her confusion by saying: "Get treated like a dumb animal long enough, that's what you become." There are extensive studies about treating criminals like criminals, addicts like addicts, and how it severely implicates the recovery process. I think the same principles are relatable here. We cannot become the hate that we fight so desperately against, and in order to avoid becoming that hate we have to both stop spewing it and stop labeling others. Maybe you think it's easy for me to say "be love, not hate", but I firmly believe that the things worth fighting for are often the things that are hardest to fight for. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, show love this holiday season! This doesn't mean ignoring issues or placating the people who don't believe the things you believe, but it does mean being respectful and being willing to have tough conversations without erupting with anger. If you think you're on the verge of letting everything come spilling out, just stay away from the carving knives. Feedback Sci-Fi November is almost over, but it's not too late to squeeze a little science fiction in. What science fiction mediums are you consuming? Books? Television? Films? Let us know! Leave a comment in the blog or send us an email: brian@therealbrianshow.com. Links @johnleedumas John Lee Dumas (Entrepreneur on Fire)

We’re back, and we’re Gertier than ever! (Gerter? Gerthier?) This week we’re talking about the weekend that was the weekend that was. Gert Bowl VI, to be specific! Bristol’s premier two-day tournament, TO’d by our very on Trumpkin, and attended by Nightwing and Merrick. Also Podbowl, also Bloodblusters! CSWTC Episode 6: Gert Lush Find us … Continue reading CSWTC Episode 6: Gert Lush →

We’re back! Sorry for the brief hiatus… I blame Brexit. This week’s slightly shorter episode talks about Foul Bowl, the recent one-dayer in Cardiff. We also talk Podbowl, hobbies… And you guessed it, BloodBlusters! Trumpkin hosts, and in Merrick’s words “That was slightly more entertaining that I thought it was going to be.” How’s that … Continue reading CSWTC Episode 5: Foul Play →

TONIGHT! I am joined by Jason DeWilkins @ATM_Show to debate Hank Reardon, a loyal and aggresive Trump Supporter for the Main Event. Also, we're discussing Trumperism of this week like Trans Bathrooms, Taxes, and Abortion. Earthday...YAY, started by a guy that killed his girlfriend and used her for composte...Everybody celebrate O.o Plus MORE!

  We’re off again, this time to another (relatively) local one-dayer, Crumb-Bowl V. Expect Nurgle, expect frustration, expect WICKED BANTS (sorry Hung). We’re also doing a quick new feature in which we talk about what we’re getting up to, hobby wise. See some pictures below! And, of course, you know what we end on. Trumpkin’s … Continue reading CSWTC Episode 4: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumb-Bowls →

Sometimes life takes interesting routes, especially when it comes to individuals that pursue careers in the arts. For one such young man, the path began in the world of hardcore and punk rock music, before he embarked on a serious acting career that has entailed both stage and independent film. Steve Guynn, of Lexington, Kentucky, is one of the more active individuals in his home region. When he isn't doing something like jumping out of planes (he is an active skydiver), he is working on projects, rehearsing, and honing his craft. A self-motivated individual, a necessity in the indie film world, Steve has actively toured in professional theater. In today's IMM interview, we will be visiting with Steve Guynn as he takes us into his world, from his music roots, to stage and film (with his thoughts on the two mediums), and his plans for the future. As intense as he was during his punk rock days towards his music, so is he towards his film and theater endeavors. Without a doubt, Steve Guynn is well on his way towards a successful acting and production career.-Stephen Zimmer for Indie Movie Masters Blog, September 21st, 2009SZ: You have a music, theater and film background. Let's briefly touch on your music career. Tell us about the bands you've been in.SG: I played guitar and sang backing vocals in a hardcore band called Ungrateful. We played shows in Lexington, Louisville, Somerset, Berea and so on. We were banned from most places we played in Lexington including The Wrocklage and Alcoholics Anonymous. The Dame wouldn’t even let us in their doors. It was hard to find a venue or club we were in good standing with, though Rock Haven was one such a place, not too dirty, not too clean, just right like Baby Bear’s soup. We released an album worldwide in 1996 titled ‘Southside Lexington Hardcore’ on Sound Pollution Records. I played guitar and sang backing vocals for Retribution, though I am not the guitarist on their EP recording. Retribution, The Infected, Brassknuckle Boys and other ‘back in the day’ punk bands thank Steve Ungrateful in the thanks section of their record sleeve or cd insert. That’s me. This is strange to me because no one called me Steve Ungrateful to my face, most people on the street called me ‘Hardcore Steve’. I guess it is worth mentioning that I also played in several bands (one called Ghetto Blasters for example) that did not release any recordings. I experienced so many good and bad times during those years. The Lexington KY Punk Scene will always be a family to me.SZ: Did your years as a touring and recording musician help in any way when you went full time into theater and acting?SG: Yes definitely. I can always look back on all the fights (literally) and problems with the police and just know that my problems now aren’t really that bad. At least I’m not in jail for a victimless crime you know. All that I went through just to perform the music I love makes me realize that I enjoy performing for people and getting ideas out there. No matter what I am doing to put a roof over my head or food on my plate, if I am not performing, I feel like I am not contributing to the world.SZ: What has your formal training been in terms of acting and theater?SG: I graduated May 2007 with a BA in Theatre at the University of Kentucky. I worked full-time as a maintenance man at a private school while attending classes at UK. Russell Henderson taught me vocal production; Margo Buchanan was my acting instructor; I took a playwriting class with Herman Farrell III. It was a real honor studying under Herman Farrell III. He was the kind of professor that really cared about his students and would make time for them. That’s it for formal training. I strongly feel that every time I take a theatre contract or work on a film set I am perpetually learning about acting and the entertainment industry as a whole.SZ: What were your experiences in professional theater like? (touring, acting multiple roles in children's theater, etc)SG: Wow, experiences in professional theatre. My first professional theatre contract was with The Lost Colony, it was their 2006 season. I have mixed feelings about that place. It is an outdoor drama located on Roanoke Island. They housed us in these town homes at Morrison Grove, which is a beautiful place. They have their own beach there, so you can imagine how often I was drunk and naked. To sum it up, my summer 2006 consisted of acting, skydiving, surfing, fishing, drinking and some other things too. That part of it was great. Here’s the bad part. I was hired as an AT. This means actor/tech. I acted in the show and I loaded scenery in the stage left and stage right scene docks during scene changes. They had shipped in new scenery that year. Each piece of scenery weighed 1000 pounds; no I am not exaggerating. Only four of us AT’s at a time would fit on a ‘book piece’ as we called them due to the way they folded. That means 1000 pounds divided between four people, multiple times a night, Monday-Saturday, 74 performances that summer. This was probably the most laborious work I’ve ever done in my life.I’ve done a few musicals. This was local work at the Actors Guild of Lexington and the Lexington Opera House. I played an ensemble member in The Music Man, this was performed Spring 2008 at the Lexington Opera House. I must say, for the finale we performed the song 76 Trombones; we had the Lexington Christian Academy Marching Band on stage, we had a chorus of 60 singers, and we had a pit orchestra, all performing the same song. I have now been part of an ensemble with a marching band and an orchestra. This was one of the greatest experiences of my life, thank you Ryan Shirar. I love musicals, although I am not the best singer or dancer. Summer 2008 I did the show Tecumseh! in Chillicothe, Ohio. I can’t say enough good things about this place or this show. I played the lead bad guy, a character named Tompkins. A lot of stage combat in this show. I got to scalp Indians and cut off their chest skin and shoot them and stab them all summer. It was great. I was one mean dude you did not want to mess with. I want to make it clear that I do not hold any prejudice against Native Americans, I just like stage combat. Outdoor dramas are very important because they educate our youth and the general populace on American history. I have maid some life-long friends at outdoor dramas.I worked with a children’s touring company Fall 2008 called Hampstead Stage Company. That was interesting. Some touring companies send teams of five, six or more out on the road. Some send two. That is Hampstead Stage Company. Since they only send two out, one man and one woman, both players have to play multiple roles. In the stage production of Prince Caspian I played Professor, Peter, Edmund, Trumpkin, Dr. Cornelius, King Miraz, Reepicheep and Aslan. In A Christmas Carol I played Fred, Ebenezer Scrooge and Solicitor. They send both shows out on the road. I played eleven different characters in two plays. Rehearsals drove me crazy. 11-12 hour days for a month straight. I was on ‘team standby’. This means my partner and I performed at a town hall in Barnstead, New Hampshire. We did not tour. It was very rewarding in the end to actually get these shows up and on their feet. SZ: What do you find to be the biggest challenges or differences regarding film vs. theater acting?SG: The challenges are very different and very much the same. In film a director wants to get an angle. In theatre a director wants to get a composition. A lot of hard work goes into both.SZ: Do you tend to enjoy theater or film more as an actor? Is one more satisfying than the other?SG: I get this question all the time. It’s a good question. Theatre and film are both magic to me. In a stage production, I love being in the same room as the people I’m telling the story to. In a film production, I love the relationship with the camera; it feels otherworldly. Both are my children. I love both.SZ: You have worked with director Jerry Williams on more than one project. What were they, and what was it like working with Jerry? Did you need counseling after working on his projects?SG: Jerry Williams is one of the most creative people I have ever worked with. Many people don’t know that Jerry has a MA in Creative Writing from Morehead State University, thus the references to myth and folktales in his scripts. In 2007 Jerry put me in Misadventures In Space as Captain Tiberius and his twin brother Jessup Tiberius. That was a blast, mostly improvised work. That same year I played a zombie in Zeppo: Sinners From Beyond The Moon! Goatboy Films recently finished production on Saucer Sex From Beyond. This piece showed at Fright Night Film Festival 2009. I play Captain RobRoy Tiberius in that. Jerry let me write a monologue for that character. This was a real privilege. It is not often in film or theatre that you get to write in your own part, especially when the writer/director has a concept for the part. I know how it is to write your own work, you do not want anyone else to change it because it is yours. Jerry relinquished that control and gave me a creative license with his work. That’s rare. Thank you Jerry Williams. I am also in several of his films that are as of yet unreleased. He’s going to kill me for posting links to them below. And yes, I am definitely going to need counseling.SZ: What have you found to be the most frustrating elements of the indie film world?SG: Poverty. It comes with the territory. Some think that if the independent film community had more support and more exposure then they wouldn’t be independent. I don’t know. I don’t have all the answers. I just know that I am Bum #1, you know, like Public Enemy #1, except with no money.SZ: Conversely, what do you find most beneficial about the indie film world?SG: A level of expression and creativity rarely found in other mediums. Most indie filmmakers are not afraid to be experimental. That takes courage and I respect that. Courage and sensibility are two qualities that distinguish a great director from a good director.SZ: What are your career goals regarding both theater and film?SG: I am going to continue acting on stage & film. That’s plan A. There are certain novels that, one day, someone is going to make into a stage and/or film production. When they do, I am going to be there. It will probably be in the United Kingdom. That is all I can disclose at this time.SZ: Give us a list of your indie film credits to date.SG The years here are during the production, not necessarily the same year as release.2009 Saucer Sex From Beyond Captain RobRoy Tiberius Goatboy Films2007 Misadventures In Space Captain Tiberius, Jessup Tiberius Goatboy Films2007 Zeppo: Sinners From Beyond The Moon! Zombie Goatboy Films2006 The Edison Death Machine Rex the EMT Zombie Planet Productions2005 Sirens Bobby the Manager Ever After Media/ Cineline Productions2004 Promise Bank Robber It Doesn’t Matter! Productions2004 Theatre Live Today Famous Guest Cindy Yu2004 Know Your Chronic Masturbator Robbie Optimal Riviera ProductionsSZ: How can people find some of your work or you on the internet? (websites, any Facebook or MySpace pages, etc)SG: Here are some links…………. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63331862http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63332047http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63332092http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63332241http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63332407http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63332507