Two and a Half Friends

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Welcome to the Two and a Half Friends Podcast, hosted by funnyman Dan Lawrence known for his pranks, food hacks and classic chat up lines on Facebook & TikTok, along with his best mate Jonno and the lead banjo player in Static Dodgems…a band literally nobody has heard of.

Dan Lawrence


    • Aug 13, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h AVG DURATION
    • 16 EPISODES


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    The Final Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 73:05


    Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?...WE DO!!Welcome to our final episode of Two and a Half Friends, where we discuss all sightings of Nessie over the years including the famous Sonar Sighting which brought Worldwide News to We are so grateful to our sponsor of this weeks episode, The Highland Club in Fort Augustus which literally overlooks Loch Ness, not just for sponsoring us but for allowing us to stay in their beautiful development for a few days.The Highland Club estate is set within 20 acres of beautifully landscaped grounds on the southern shores of Loch Ness. It occupies the Grade A gothic buildings of the original 1729 English fortification, Fort Augustus, which later on were transformed into St Benedict's Abbey. Made up of a selection of 1, 2 and 3 bedroom self catering apartments, this is the place to stay if you're going Nessie Hunting.This season has been incredible to make for you, and we cant wait to bring you more in the future. As always, please subscribe, leave a review and share this episode as it really does help our podcast to grow.Thank you again for all your support,Dan, Ricky & Jonno

    The Most Chaotic Road Trip Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 57:38


    This weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends is sponsored by Level Thirty 3, who helped me with the biggest surprise for Ricky since his dad died. We are on a "LADS LADS LADS" road trip to Scotland, sharing stories of Road Rage, Ricky's Proposal and whether the Loch Ness Monster will try and have sex with Jonno...Jonno is up for it.If you've got a stag do, party, birthday or a lads holiday coming up, visit the LevelThirty3 Instagram page for all of their latest offers on tee's and merchandise. Use "212friends" at checkout for 20% off your entire order.Next week is the FINAL episode of Season Two.Thank you all for listening and supporting us, if you enjoyed any of the episodes please leave a comment or a review, or give us a share across social media.Dan, Ricky & Jonno x 

    Ricky Proposes (she will probably say no)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 63:10


    In this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, Ricky announces that he is going to propose to his girlfriend...he has come to the wrong 2 people for advice.We discuss the pro's and con's of dating at 40, holidays as a solo parent and our big SCOTLAND LADS HOLIDAY is coming together.Thank you all for listening to our Podcast, it really does mean the world to us and hope we can continue making dead dad jokes at Ricky's expense. So please share and leave a review if you listened.ThanksDan, Jonno & Ricky

    Where did you stay then? IN HER ARSE...and that's a direct quote

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 46:41


    Welcome to this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, sponsored by the incredibly funny Level Thirty3. Visit their Instagram @Level_Thirty3 and check out all of their latest offers on comedy t-shirts, mugs and cards. If you've got a stag do coming up, these guys can sort you out with 20% off your entire order by using the code 212friends at checkout.This week, Ricky and Jonno have a RAP COMPETITION, while Dan begs for Facebook views...AGAIN. Also, the best French joke you've ever heard.Thank you again for listening, please give us a share, a like a follow and leave us a review.Dan, Ricky & Jonno

    Ricky's Dead Dad is BACK! Not literally, he's still dead but the jokes continue.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 61:44


    Welcome to this weeks Episode of Two and a Half Friends. It's Jonno's birthday and Ricky decided to surprise him with an inappropriate birthday gift live on the pod.We also discussed the NHS, why men feel the need to walk around naked in the gym changing rooms and...make jokes about Ricky's Dead Dad.Thank you for listening and if you enjoyed this weeks episode, please leave us a review and maybe ask your nan to give it a listen too.Dan, Jonno & Ricky x

    Can You Call A Child Fat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 64:11


    We're back! Season 2 of the popular (personal opinion) Podcast Two and a Half Friends is back with a bang! In this weeks episode we discuss why you can't call my child fat, Jonno for some reason shaves his entire head and Ricky....well Ricky is here too.We hope you enjoy listening to our Podcast, and all we ask is that if you do enjoy listening, please leave us a review and maybe spread the word as the more listeners we can get, the longer we can make jokes about Ricky for your entertainment.Thanks again, Dan, Jonno and Ricky x

    The Lost Episode. Aliens and Awkward Telephone Calls

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 64:19


    On this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends we educate Jonno on what the difference between a conspiracy theory and a myth is, we make find out our parents real life alien stories and Ricky's dad doesn't answer his phone...because he's dead.Unfortunately, SOMEONE forgot to press record on our mic's, so the audio might not be the best. It's all a learning curve for us, mistakes will be made but we hope you can still enjoy the podcast.Thank you for listening and supporting us, it really does mean a lot. Please feel free to leave a review...only if it's a good one though.Dan Jonno & Ricky x

    Exposing Princess Dianna

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2024 68:46


    On this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, we discuss which Royal you could have the most "fun" with, our BEST chat up lines and most embarrassing stories as well as Dan's stand up comedy career failing before it's started.A huge thank you to this weeks sponsor, Level Thirty3, for supporting the podcast and believing in us.Visit Level Thirty 3's Instagram page @level_thirty3 to see their range of parody t-shirts, mugs, fathers day gifts and even women's tee's...if you've got a woman to buy for that is.Thanks again for watching, and if you liked our Podcast, please leave us a little review and tell all your friends to listen.Dan, Jonno & Ricky x

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    BIG NEWS. Ricky got a PERM.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 37:32


    Welcome to our FIRST SPONSORED EPISODE of Two and a Half Friends. A huge thank you to Level Thirty 3 for sponsoring us this week, where we talk about dating at 40, a trip to the Loch Ness and our biggest news to date. RICKY GOT AN ACTUAL PERM.Visit Level Thirty 3's Instagram page @level_thirty3 to see their range of parody t-shirts, mugs, fathers day gifts and even women's tee's...if you've got a woman to buy for that is.Thanks again for watching, please, if you liked our Podcast, leave us a little review and tell all your friends to listen.Dan, Jonno & Ricky x

    Elvis Is Alive - Conspiracy Theories Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2024 75:54


    Welcome to this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends where Dan "proves" that Elvis Presley is in fact alive, Ricky talks about the recent Kate Middleton theories and Jonno believes the Loch Ness Monster is real.If you enjoy listening to our Podcast, please show your support by sharing and leaving a review. We really do appreciate it.Dan Rocky & Jonno x

    Comedy Heroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2024 64:56


    Welcome to this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends where Ricky forces a new nickname that nobody will ever call him. Ever. While Dan & Jonno recite scenes from their favourite comedy heroes. We talk about some of our favourite comedian's and how they influenced us growing up. Also, Michael Barrymore should make a TV comeback...right?If you enjoyed listening, please give us a like, share or a review. It would mean the world to us. Thank you.Dan, Ricky & Jonno x

    The Worst Joke You've Ever Heard!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 54:02


    In this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, Ricky takes half an hour to tell one joke about a tractor...it's not worth the wait. Dan opens up about his weird irrational fears while Jonno got locked in a bird cage...BY HIS MUM! Thank you all for listening, please help support the podcast by leaving a review and sharing it across your social media platforms. See you all next week, Dan, Ricky & Jonno

    The Worst Thing That's Ever Happened In Public

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 40:43


    On this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, Jonno reveals his most embarrassing stories, Ricky gets poo in his hair and Dan reveals how he was scammed out of hundreds of pounds by his ex-girlfriend. Thank you all for listening, please show your support by leaving a review, sharing or even telling your nan to give it a listen. 

    We've Just Saved Your Marriage - Valentines Day Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 83:30


    We asked our followers a very important question when it comes to relationships - "IS LOVE ENOUGH". Having a failed marriage has put Dan on a path to try to understand the differences between men and women when it comes to love. Come on this journey with us, and find out our opinions and reactions to YOUR voice notes. We truly hope you enjoy the Podcast, we are still new and learning, so any feedback is appreciated. If you did enjoy, please leave a review and give it a share, it truly means the world to us and thank you all for the support you have shown us already.Happy Valentines Day,Dan, Ricky & Jonno x

    Stephen Mulhern did what!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 46:19


    On this weeks episode of Two and a Half Friends, we learn all about Ricky. It's a very short episode. We find out which celebrity he shares a changing room with, and a world exclusive listen to his brand new (and only) rap song. We hope you enjoy. Please listen, subscribe and review, the support really means the world to us. Dan, Jonno and Rocky (Ricky)

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    Ricky's Dead Dad's Banjo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 60:42


    Our first ever Podcast! So excited to share this with you. Just 3 (2 and a half) mates, chatting about the ups and downs of life. Dan's lost his wife, Rickys dad died and Jonno just loves making fun of us.

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