We Know Sweet FA Podcast

You thought episode one was a load of Trollop then you haven’t seen or heard, Na deffo heard as you can’t psychically see us, would of deleted the above but delete button isn’t working :-( so we go on and on baby we don’t need have to our clothes on to have a good time. We are naked and raw son Euro 2021/2022 group B run down, real deal Fernandez, Raiola facts, so many that some of them are pure fake. Just tell your family to shut the hell up you need this hour and 18 minutes to digest this beauty of an episode so tell them to go to the shop but don’t take the car, in fact don’t be basic and walk, you want to see them crawl!! Because this is the one, this is Sweet this is The We know Sweet... yeah you get the drift just press play you mug!

So go on,pretend you didn’t miss me. We can sit here with you acting hard in front of your mates but seriously you are kidding yourself. You want this you really want this, this is happening, Euro 2021, Maradona and his sick party bus. Two Holes off to a quality start. No that’s how I’m spelling it Two fu**ing Holes

 After his epic win against the Portuguese conductor at the Bus Depot. Chelsea fans need to not get too carried..... f**k it we are back baby big time coming our way.... woooooOnly a few more hours you ready, I’m ready, why aren’t you ready what’s your problem 

Look stop your crying and your moaning, it’s boring. I’m stuck indoors, I can’t leave the house because of the government told me not to, she won’t touch it anymore because I don’t see the need to clean it... hark at you, you are better than this so much better. Go have a shower, shave round it a bit and listen in to instructions about the we know sweet fa new series starting 5th February. You beginning, but I’m telling you know this is the last one or I’m leaving you 

Welcome to the matrix you are here because you know that I know and he knows she may know but that leaves you with a difficult question whether it’s time to take the blue or the red. You’re choice..... so with that said it’s not that weird that the bonus content comes out before the main content. Don’t be a snitch why you telling on us you div 

we are like super busy so Frankie Franz is giving you top sechs all over your face!!!!!

We hello once again I knew you couldn’t stay away bet your missus doesn’t know you’re here and why should she, so let me just open this..... ha I got you I knew your was a homo could see it in your eyes. I don’t swing that way, get out I have had enough of your ways. You are in trouble soon your sordid secret will be found out. In the mean time welcome to our bonus section for you lucky listeners a chance to here our in-depth review of the week on a football documentary /film. Each week we will dissect a feature lengther and look further into the key issues surrounding our Cinema Pongelle of the Week. There will be laughs, a few tears and maybe even be able to learn something you didn’t know. enjoy before I tell the missus you kinky malikini 

Look before you start I am so sorry baby, I know I have been away for a long time but I’ve been going through a lot. I know you don’t want to forgive me but forgive me because I have changeedddddd.... so let’s get it on let’s get back to business the sweet FA cast have finally figured out how to upload after doing the social distance thang. All the top stories breaking news brought to you first. (Took use like 3 weeks to upload so all the breaking news is kinda outdated)  just listen to the kinda broken stories, the Covid 19 advice, who am I, premier league decided. Please take off that mask and the gloves and lube yourself up with some Sweet FA lovinnnnggg    

Here we go another edition of The We know Sweet FA podcast. It’s the 2nd time we do this dance. A lot to talk about, Klopp the Flopp, affections for your erections, the dramas for you farmers!  Also We are celebrating our listeners especially our 6 listeners from IRAN

Here we go once again the boys are back in town. The anticipated weight of season two is finally here Liam Jason baby doing what we do best messing up the facts of the world of football and talking absolutely doodeyy, you want it though can see it in your eyes, stop undressing me you perv... I’m phoning the police   season 2 come on!!!

WE ARE BACK

Well we have made it 2019 is near to the end and we are slowing down for quiet........f that we are wired baby big quiz big things bets of the week we are unique here we goooooo come on we know you know we knooowwww SWEET FA

Here we go, look we are sorry out our dads didn’t let us out, we got grounded for fingering that bird who has to lift her gunt up.... but we are back for another instalment. We have Papa Cullwick-Jones in the house and he is bringing the knowledge with Mickey Jones and his dodgy Scores, we have how to survive a Liverpool apocalyptic world and too shite too shines.. we promise a bit more dedication baby if you try and we try we can change together

We are here trying to get Liam off a bridge “come one mate we will get Poch back of you come down” (we won’t José has moved into N17) what a week, and we have more bets of the week too shite that has soMuch optimism that you would believe Maddie was on the show next time And we have it all boiiiii and we don’t care we don’t care we are Sweet FA from Medway!!!

Jason lost some money. Lol.

Here we go guys and girls the title decider, two tribes go to war, we have the Goliath vs the Uber Goliath. We have two booms from the bet of the week, we have two special bets for the Liverpool vs Man City Game. Too shite and too shines and basically we are super super hyped for the game of the year. Yeah you want it baby imma give it to you uhhhhhh yeah

Oooooohhhhhh this week is a supperrr duppppeerrrrr scarrryyy bonanza. Fully loaded with skills, kills and guest starring Frilz. Bets of the week that are sure to make you rich, the hand of God sitting at the top of the Gymnasia and a who I that not even I know who they are? Listen to me go on listen I know you want to!

It’s Saturday so that can only mean one thing Liam and Jason are fumbling through an episode to get you you’re taste of absolute bollox before the 3pm kick offs.This week’s episode has more controversy than Jamie carragher apologise for wearing his Suarez T-shirt 8 years later.We have bets of the week, too shite too shines and a passage of play that will surely see Chelsea spending their saved transfer money on getting Liam put behind bars.... you don’t want this miss this show..... well you can if you want up to you, you are an adult

We are back with a Saturday speciallll. We are back to full standing liams here Jason is here.. special guest Simon lodoiska is here but needs to get a fu*king train so hurry with this..... we have bets of the week... racism gets a stern finger wag from us and we salute John Charles, why you may ask? Why fu*king shouldn’t we. Yeah we’ve had a drink full strength baby we are back!no stopping, can’t stop won’t stop uh uhhhh uh

Jason’s away and he usually writes these.

His back and we are as glad as The Mcanns would be if..... ok you know the rest. Another instalment in the wacky world of football, booms from the bet of the week, the jingle man is back on the beat and a story about a goalkeeper to make you weep.... eventually as we didn’t realise he was actually dead but that don’t mind. Rack up your lines cos this one is pummmmppppeeeddd

Warning this show contains terrible padding and Struggling Comentary throughout. Welcome to another edition of Sweet FA. As you will guess 3:43 seconds into this podcast that Liam is away and the Cats come out to play hahaha. seriously we tried our best please don't leave he will be back. bets of the week, a story of a player not using his feet so take a seat coz just like this rhyme its fu#king Sheet

Well it took us five bloody episodes but Rky Ret my god you took one hell of a beating. Join us as the triumphant Liam and Jason show off their winners from bet of the week and give you more tips that are bound to win (maybe.... dunno.... f*ck it we won COME ON). A trip down Premier League porn lane, a sad but deep Ireland tale and a Lino who is less then fine......o, make up another jam packed, football master debating episode. Tell your missus to set it to vibrate because your listening to We Know Sweet FA ya bitch!

We are back baby with another pan doozie of a show. If you are looking for a well crafted, fact filled podcast This isn’t the one for you. Special guest Aiden Northey tells us about his life as the No2 of FC Wouldham (a place in England where the residents literally make fake speed cameras to slow people down). We have the return of our loved Bitch on the Pitch, for a new segment. We have quizzes, talk of prizes and loads of surprises , I’m aroused! you ready letttttsssss start the showwwwwww!!

I’m not going to candy coat this guys and girls but this is a pile of w**k. Join Liam and Jason on another week of betting tips professional tits and a lot of slips. One thing is for sure it cannot get any worse...... or can it ?

The Third Instalment of the cray cray world of Liam and Jason and their views on this weeks football Stories. A Round up on their sure bets that are guaranteed to lose you Money if you are silly enough to follow, another mad but sexy prem porn account and finally a rant on the absolute tragedy which is Bury FC.  Strap yourself in you shlags this is going to be a bumpy ride!STEVE DALE YOU UTTER W$%$#r!   

Ahhh Sh*T Here we go again! Welcome to another weird and some what controversial episode of We know Sweet FA.Diving into the footballing world are Liam and Jason, talking about woeful betting tips, their guilty pleasures and everyone's favourite feature after one episode @Bitchesonpitches. Also a new bumper packed feature, adequately titled, @Premierleagueporn. The Lads haven't been kicked off air yet, but after this episode it's only a matter of time!!! Enjoy it while it lasts :-)  Please aware Adult Content and Listeners Discretion is advised...…… This is not for kiddies it has Potty Language :-(

In the first episode of “We Know Sweet FA” you get a glimpse into an amateur’s view of football from betting to vetting and everything in between. Make sure you hear what Bruno Fernandes did to his wife!