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While you are at home, practicing social distancing, listen to our podcasts where we talk about if we could “Copy/Paste” different parts of our life vs. “Command Z-ing” it. What rockstars would you want to party with or be scared to Party with? Adele? Ozzy Osbourne? Kelly Clarkson? Lastly, what would you share with someone from 1995? Can you even remember 1995? Were you born? Please say yes. We aren’t that old. Right? 40 is the new 30. Check us out. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

This sounds like a standard Monday…right? Duh. Of course. What would you want your last meal to be on death row? Would it be Kraft Mac N Cheese? Prime Rib? Panna Cotta? Following this smooth transition, what song turns you on and also turns you off? Some electronica? Heyyy. Lastly, if you could live in a fictional world, what would that be? Get ready as we get a bit ridiculous on this episode of WTFAQ!! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

This is our DIRTY THIRTY episode. We talk about our top 10 or 6 celebrity crush/sexy list (It’s the same as our top 10. NBD. Don’t make it weird).  Then we smoothly transition into talking about throuples aka a 3 person couple. How would you react if you were propositioned? We end the podcast talking about posing nude for figure drawing classes and power posing. Get ready as this podcast gets real and we hold back nothing. Remember: Don’t kick grandmas in the face. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Does this sound like a standard Monday? Maybe. Maybe not. We hope to give you solid tips to whisper on your first date. Cringe as sexy voices cross over with awkward statements. Then we take you to a delectable game show where we showcase our lip reading skills, but counter with our poop auctioneering capabilities. Then we finish this Monday podcast meal talking about running vs. yelling. Listen in. Share with friends. When in doubt, bring your vibrator baseball bat. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Sound like your standard election season? Maybe. Likely. Yes. Make sure to listen to us laugh at deliciously filthy words: Boner! Peanuts! Lady Boner! Va-dragon! Seriously though, dragon dildos? Who is buying that? Well apparently someone’s incognito browser has visited that store. This episode goes all over the map as we talk about bionic body parts and sassy presidential slogans.  Do people suck? Do you want to be spanked? Who knows what the future holds. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

 Humans are judgy…especially when it comes to different La Croix flavors. F*ck coconut La Croix posers. You know who you are. Then listen to when we get into flesh and bones and talk about getting rid of the internet. So much judgment comes out as we approach Valentine’s Day week. Letz do it. Bring on the f*cking love. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Look at me. Look at me. Don’t look at me. Tiny throat hole kicks off the episode describing her brain fart about prophecies, Stephanie dreams of disastrous weather conditions, and Ashley imitates percussion instruments. We discuss the best/worst concerts full of judgment, ponder controversial questions for THE FUTURE and tearaway underwear alerts. Oh yeahhhhh. Whatcha Doin? Listen in now. Don’t miss it. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

We start this episode exactly how you would expect a family gathering. Awkward pauses, discussing STDs and hyping each other up in song! Wait…do you talk about STDs with your family?!? Dang!!! Listen in as we describe personified prescriptions, hype intro music, and a contentious discussion between herpes and celiac. Get ready for some hard metal responses on your way into work. We will help get you there. Always. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

We quickly jump into physiology and international zoology. Are you double jointed? Single jointed? Jointed? Also, did you know that animals in other countries make different sounds? Schnattern! Schnattern! On this journey, we hope you join in heavy breathing, laughing and learning about useful stuff to us. In the meantime, get ready for some animal sound trivia!! Let’s get ready to grunz grunz! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

What if your favorite show had a fully nude cast? Would it make it better? Worse? What are your thoughts on porn? Fully on a tangent…moving on…if your friends were to give you a title for your autobiography, what would it be? Would you agree? We go all over the map on this episode and get strangely personal about our porn preference?!? Listen now to hear us call out bullsh*t sayings.  Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Hot weather vs cold weather? That’s the start of our discussion this week. Also, who wants to live in the cold? Ok! Stephanie does! We then discuss favorite movies and learn which ones have defined our lives, so far. Lastly, we test the spit-fire session of Would You Rather questions.Note: Next week’s episode won’t launch until Tuesday. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Off with a bang, we discuss personal piercings and name our chesticles. Then we hop into bathroom habits at work and think about sounds to alarm people we are using the bathroom. Didgeridoo? Xylophone? Triangle? When you didn’t think we could get more personal, we deep dive into sex toy drawers unbeknownst to our family, and talk about our favorite body part on ourselves(i.e. Tiny Mouth Hole). Named any of your body parts? Have a favorite body part? If so, we regrettably want to know, so email us at: hello@wtfaqpodcast.com. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Episode 20: Punching Taylor Swift and Bad GiftsWhat celebrity would you want to punch in the face? Our answers will surprise you unless you read the title of the episode. What is the worst gift you have received ever? Ex boyfriend gifts, yeah…no thanks. We end this positive holiday spirit episode with our 1st Listener’s Question (thanks Bailey!) and Brooklyn 99. Take a listen as we come out swinging on our responses. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Click here for our WTFAQ Top Holiday Songs Playlist!  We start a classy episode with Patricia eating beef sticks while not breaking eye contact. Then we quickly slide into creating a drinking game based on things that we mention every episode: Stephanie is Jewish (1 shot), Ashley is Asian (1 shot) and Patricia went to a Christian College (2x shots). Get ready for more breathy singing of our favorite holiday songs and discover if we are naughty or nice…heyyyyyyy. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Patricia has duct taped her hands to create one mega finger!!! That didn’t stop her from recording our LEGAL episode. We get into the holiday mood by sharing secret bad habits, disclosing the worst things we did as kids and hypothesizing a repeat Groundhog Day situation. Find out what happens after Stephanie starts drinking from the bidet, Patricia’s response to spanking, and Ashley creates a real housewives travel planning company.----more----Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com----more----What the FAQ?!

We start the episode hot with Stephanie shaming Ashley into setting her up with one of her friends. Then Patricia shares about bengay-ing her vag-dragon(say that 3 times) and hot pepper dick. We jump into fictional characters that we would like to be friends and/or lovers with. Also, find out if we remain friends through describing each other as cocktails or if we would weather the future with aliens. Is all evolution good? You tell us. Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

We catch up post-Ashley’s wedding to discuss the important stuff, like why hasn’t Ashley introduced us to her HOT guy friends or which couples we would be a throuple with. In all seriousness though, we talk about what superpower we would NOT want, what we are thankful for, and we launched a new part of the podcast series called: Tactile Time! What is this you ask? We blindfold Stephanie and feed her random items full of diverse textures, smells, tastes and honestly ingredients in Japanese that we don’t know! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

What the FAQ is happening? This episode has a long argument, nay, discussion about what defines a sandwich. Since a lot of you are wondering what our pick up lines will be when we are much older, we discuss that, too. (We know you’re secretly wondering.)  Lastly, we tackle our most troubling character traits. Easy answers on that question! We now have a Facebook page! Give us a follow! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodFacebook: wtfaqpodcastWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

Episode 14 might be the best episode of WHAT THE FAQ yet! We discuss the perfect Saturday, fruit butts, delicious grapes, the Sunsetter Retractable Awning, carrying around dogs like babies, and much, much, much more. We are also still waiting for someone to draw Cookie-taur for us. This is your chance to shine with your artistic skills. Please email us your drawing to hello@wtfaqpodcast.com, but only after listening to this episode! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

“What is a pycnopodia?” you may be asking. You’re not alone. Ashley decides to ask us a question about them, so listen closely and you may learn a bit about marine biology. In this episode we explore quite a few things, while the majority of the hosts were a bit more than tipsy. We’ll work on that. Stephanie asks us about the weirdest things people have done in our houses, Ashley imagines us wrestling gross animals, and Patricia wants to know the low-lights of your education. What does this all lead to? A GREAT EPISODE!  Also, please take a look at this pycnopodia….gross, right?! Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

It’s finally the HALLOWEEN episode! We start off the episode with bourbon and pickle-backs, so obviously we are bound for glory. There might be equal parts of singing to talking?!? We get into spirits, ghouls, energies and clairvoyance. We talk about slutty outfits vs. weird awkward costumes. Reba and Vivian, you are queens among the men.----more----Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

  We’re back again and it’s episode 10! We are #blessed (eye roll) to make it this far with the podcast! Double digits, baby! Some things you might hear (or might not hear) in this episode: our rapper/stripper names, who Google secretly thinks we are, our true feelings about breeds of animals, and our skills on instruments created for children.  Thanks for listening and hopefully you will finish with laughing tears or awkward bursts of laughter in public places. Remember to send us your thoughts and questions to hello@wtfaqpodcast.com Give us a follow!Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

It’s episode 9, sounding so fine! Hear friends talk about casual Monday topics like beaver scientologists, country music and invisibility. We share some of our secret vocal warm ups: Beaver anal glands, beaver anal glands, beaver anal glands. Try saying that 3-4 times. But in all seriousness, check out our podcast and hear humans talk about human things like first kisses. CODY!!!!! Thanks for listening and hopefully you will finish with laughing tears or awkward bursts of laughter in public places. Remember to send us your thoughts and questions to hello@wtfaqpodcast.com Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

It’s episode 8, baby! If you want to listen to 3 humans getting easily side-tracked by interesting topics then you’ve come to the right place! We discuss what to tell your mom about dick pics, irrational fears of shaving off your nipples, and what you would call a Cookie Monster centaur-ish creature. Why does Cookie Monster keep coming up? We are starting to get a little concerned over that.  Anyway! Enjoy this episode. We are so thankful for your listening ears and smiling faces. Remember to send us your thoughts and questions to hello@wtfaqpodcast.com Give us a follow:Instagram: WTFAQ.podcastTwitter: @WTFAQpodWebsite: wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

When the Listener’s Episode didn’t go as planned, we decided to go back to our normal routine of asking intriguing questions and answering them to the best of our ability. In this recording, Ashley attempts to sing, we determine our skill levels in different professions, and get warnings about tampering with future events. What the FAQ?!

Whether you specialize in collecting grasshopper wings or playing the piano slightly better than your friends, you will enjoy this episode. In this recording, we learn about Stephanie’s list of David’s, hulking out for cookies, and which celebrities we would like to trade places with.  Also, get excited with us! Next week’s episode is our first Listener’s Episode! Thank you for all the questions we’ve received!   What the FAQ?!

Sometimes you have horrific dates. Sometimes you have wonderful dates. Sometimes you are just lucky to get a date. This episode opens with a discussion around the most horrific dates we’ve ever had. Then we decide which singer’s have the voice we’d like to steal the most. We end with ridiculous stories about our silliest regrets. This was a truly fun episode. Hope you enjoy! A new Listeners’ Questions Episode is coming up soon, so please send in your questions to us at hello@wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

The energy is high in this episode when Patricia wants to know everyone’s shopping spree plans of attack, Ashley digs in with everyone’s pet peeves, and Stephanie uncovers our dating app profiles.A new Listeners’ Questions Episode is coming up soon, so please send in your questions to us at hello@wtfaqpodcast.com What the FAQ?!

A little stir craziness brought a fit of uncontrollable laughter in this episode. What started out as an innocent question about The Real Housewives ended up in a bought for oxygen. The other topics this week were centered around strangers. Weird, right?What the FAQ?! Come visit our website!

The girls are back with the second episode of What the FAQ. Ashley kicks off the topics this week with a deep dive into the most popular questions on Google. Patricia follows with the popular topic of superstition. Stephanie breaks loose with her frustration with headphone-less people in public places.What the FAQ?! WTFAQ Website

It’s the premier episode of WTFAQ and the first three questions posed are a doozy!  Ashley starts off with a disgusting “Would you rather” question, involving mysterious holes and inserting body parts into them. Stephanie follows up with a familiar question about Mother Nature, bless her. Patricia ends the episode with a personal question about cussing. What the FAQ?!