Aquarius – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Stoner Aquarius most who know you would consider you to be a generally open minded being. But this June, with a little help from the sacred herb, and a few meditative smoke sessions, you will be able to fully awaken your third eye sight. Whether you are working on an important project at work, or picking up on the vibes of your cannabis companions during your weekly smoke sesh, your enhanced attention to even the smallest details will be a big help to everyone. Just be careful my burdened Water-Bearer. Even if you are seeing things clearly from a lifted perspective, you don't want your confidence and clarity to come across as being condescending. Sometimes it takes passing the peace pipe around the circle a few times in order to get everyone on the same level. These are the times when the connection of cannabis can help to calm everyone, and be the catalyst needed to open the lines of communication. Just be aware stoner Aquarius: There may be a few conversations this season that should be more talking and less toking. Be on the lookout for a partner-in-chronic whose vibe is feeling a little off. You might be ready to blaze into the Summer sesh. Ready to pack the pipe, grab your sticky stash, and hit the open road. Maybe it's to light up at your favorite smoke spot for old times' sake. Or, perhaps you're feeling adventurous and have no particular destination in mind. However, there is someone in your inner smoke circle who isn't quite prepared for the hot and hazy days of Summer ahead. Rest assured stoner Aquarius, this person will get their groove back, in no small part because of your kind words and listening ear. But, while it's great to supply a bud loving buddy with good green, just remember sometimes being a good friend is all that a person really needs.

They say April showers bring May flowers. And you can be certain this month, stoner Aquarius, will be full of all kinds of flowers! The kind that smell good, the kind you smoke, and the kind that smell good when you smoke them! While other signs are trying to feel their way through the lingering cosmic clouds this Spring, you will get to light up and breathe easy throughout the rest of the season. Stoner Aquarius, you have the Sun to thank for the warming days, but this month, it is the celestial alignment that ensures this May will be a chronically good one. Stoner Aquarius, since you will be the one whose spirit feels light and shines bright, it will be up to you to serve as a gleaming guide to your fellow terrestrial cannanauts. Your positivity will be a beacon of calm to all your road weary cannabis companions. Allow your shining aura to show them the way to a more peaceful destination. And if any of your cannabis companions do fall behind, they will always find their way back by following the scent of that sweet sinsemilla. You don't have to wait for summer to hit the trails my wandering Water Bearer. If the sun is shining, you should be out exploring! Grab your travel piece, some grade-A ganja, and take your stoney sessions back to your favorite outdoors smoke spots. The Full Moon happens on the 16th this month. It will be a great night to get together with all your partners-in-chronic to celebrate the Lunar Eclipse. You don't have to go wild stoner Aquarius, just toke the time to light up, look to the sky, and let everyone's troubles float away with the smoke.

Stoner Aquarius, if in March you finally felt like you were heating up, April finds you blazing bright, and moving full speed ahead. It's no longer about breaking out of your funk, this month the goal is to keep your groove growing. The winning recipe this season is pretty simple: Keep doing more of what's been working, and let the things that aren't flowing, float away with the smoke. This includes sticking with the strains that uplift and invigorate you, while avoiding those that call you back to the sluggish sanctuary of your couch. It all depends upon the kind of motivation you are looking for my ambitious Water-Bearer. Here are a few strains to seek out and toke up this month, depending upon your mood! Super Lemon Haze: For when you are looking for inspiration, or wanting to unleash your creativity. Just like biting into the most sour citrus fruit, this strain will have you feeling invigorated and thinking: ‘What can't I do?!' Strawberry Cough Diesel: Don't be fooled by the name, this strain can be an amazingly smooth smoke. Stoner Aquarius you can expect a full-bodied warm feeling leaving you maximally relaxed, while also freeing your mind to soar to new heights. Harlequin GDP: A personal favorite, and recommendation for those who have been skeptical of Sativa dominant varieties in the past. Never too racy, this strain is an excellent specimen for when you are looking for that ‘mellow yellow' kind of vibe. This one is for when you want to get in the zone without feeling overzealous. Of course, stoner Aquarius, you can smoke any kind and variety of cannabis you want. But, if I could offer one piece of advice this month it would be:  No matter what dutchie you choose to puff on, know that it will be even better when you get to pass it to a cannabis companion sitting on your left-hand side.

Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you've been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March. Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely. Don't fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren't critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit. Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius. This means top shelf buds only this month! You don't want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius: Friends don't let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed! In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money. But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius. With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra: Sharing IS caring. Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius. You don't need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people. Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.

Stoner Aquarius, have you ever been smoking your preroll, inhaling the sweet vapors of the sacred sinsemilla, only to start coughing because you realized you smoked it down so much that you had started burning into the paper crutch? January was much like this: it started off smooth, fulfilling and enjoyable. But you may have burned too hot, too quickly and by the end of the month you found yourself out of energy with an empty stash jar. Stoner Aquarius, this isn't necessarily a bad thing, as you were highly successful in lifting the spirits of those around you. You shared your bright aura and good ganja with all of your fellow tokin' terrestrials. You spread good vibes and shared high times with those in your orbit who really needed help rising above rough times. You don't need to change your attitude or your optimism my water-pipe bearer, just try to slow your roll a little as you move through February. Right now, you will need to swing your focus from serving others to self-care. Spend whatever time you need to rest and recharge your own cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius. Because health and healing are the goal, Indica dominant strains should be your go-to ganja selection during this season. Of course, you can seek out the consciousness-expanding Sativas when it is spiritual healing you want to focus on, but overall relaxation and recreation should be your highest priority. Don't worry though stoner Aquarius, low-key doesn't mean you have to be lazy or that the month will be lame. You can still join your cannabis companions to share a joint or two, or enjoy late night bong rips with your best buds. Just don't neglect your solo smoke sessions. You have an exciting and fulfilling year ahead where you will play the role of ganja guru, guiding your partners-in-chronic on countless endo-adventures. So, my stoner Aquarius, toke it easy now so your fire doesn't burn out before you reach your final destination.

Stoner Aquarius, like many of your four-twenty friendly peers, you may look back on the past eleven months wondering, ‘what just happened?!' How is it that a year can seem so long, and also like it was January just three months ago? With the final days of 2021 upon us, you may be torn between … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Aquarius, when given the choice between smoking the roaches, or a fresh bowl, who wouldn't choose to go with the good green?  Make sure you apply the same logic when deciding your schedule as you head into the final stretch of 2021. You want to be able to start the New Year working on … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November →

It's October stoner Aquarius!  The first full month of Fall.  The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October →

Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning.  How about the concept of Fall foundation building?  Are you ready?  It might sound like it's still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears! After the past few … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best:  Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil.  You don't have to completely abandon your friends when they're in need, but during the remaining … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here!  But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts.  Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied.  With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure.  Ah yes … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer.  Now is the time to focus on the … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure.  Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit. First stoner … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy.  Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th. In the first half you need … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November.  This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much.  Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges.  There is a remedy to this lingering weight:  … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed.  When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind:  Do it for you!  You are great at sharing and caring.  You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others.  In October remember my stoner … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you.  But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors.  Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations. Find connection stoner Aquarius.  It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time.  Early in the month extract … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius Summer is in full swing, and there are endless trails and bowls to blaze.  Whether you fill your calendar, or leave your schedule wide open, the physical and philosophical worlds are yours to explore.  And, often you will be able to adventure through both at the same time.  Whatever your plans are, they … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress.  There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month.  Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period.  Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery.  At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down.  This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch.  But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing. The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride.  Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support.  And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles.  May will be like a wild ride on that potent … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence.  But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud.  As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius March sets up to be a dynamic period.  The current planetary alignment sets up favorably for the stoner Water-Bearer.  But slow your roll, this slanted cosmic focus may not predict outcome, only direction.  All eyes are on you. Imagine the perfectly rolled joint was just lit, and you are in possession with many … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Have you received medical training stoner Aquarius?  Well, your first aid skills will be put to the test in February whether you are prepared or not.  Your smoke circle is going to need your medical assistance. After all, when things are rough, and you aren’t sure where to go, or what to smoke, a stoner … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius welcome to a new year! Although a phase shift occurred for the Water Bearer in December, now is the time to sink into the reality and expediency of the future. December was all about utilizing the Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in tackling obstacles, as new beginnings were thrust upon … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius you will have to grasp an interesting concept in December that flies in the face of our terrestrial programming.  December 31st marks the end of the year and the first winter month. We are programmed to think so much in terms of time periods. The concept of new beginnings between years, that in … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius September will mark a period of great transition. Courage has been building like water behind a dam. This month the dam finally gives way. Bold decisions will be allowed to flow freely to their natural progressional position. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce confidence. Repeat the mantra of famed psychologist … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

The opening days of August will have most stoner Aquarius feeling that something is askew. If this is the case, the bad news is that the stoner Aquarius will have only themselves to blame. These funky and depressive phases are born out of trying to compete with, or compare yourself to, your cannabis companions, or … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August → The post Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Aquarius summer is in full bloom. You can expect every meaning of the word to manifest in excess this season. You are heating up and should make necessary preparations for the hot streak that is your future. It will be important to nurture your physical needs first; then proceed full speed ahead with your … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

Stoner Aquarius you will go through the month of March with pep in your step, and plenty of green in your pipe. So don't worry, be happy. After all, what's there to be down about? The birds are singing a song of love to announce the arrival of spring, and flowers are starting to bud. … Continue reading Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays … Continue reading Aquarius February 2019 →

January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! … Continue reading Aquarius January 2019 →

Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month … Continue reading Aquarius December Horoscope →

Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain … Continue reading Aquarius November 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you … Continue reading Aquarius October 2018 →

Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life's ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. … Continue reading Aquarius September 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit … Continue reading Aquarius July 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself … Continue reading Aquarius June 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May. The … Continue reading Aquarius May 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April.   Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma.  But don't fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem.  One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: … Continue reading Aquarius April 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new … Continue reading Aquarius March 2018 →

Stoner Aquarius February has the potential to be huge! Pick up some gold blunt wraps because there will sure to be an occasion to celebrate. You know how this goes stoner Aquarius; I set you up big and then let you down gently. The big cosmic trick to February is that the celebratory celestial support … Continue reading Aquarius February 2018 →