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MATCH ONE:PART TWO "THE COURTSHIP OF EDDIE'S FATHER - SEASON THREE - EPISODE EIGHTEEN: THE INVESTORS"

MATCH ONE:PART ONE "ALL IN THE FAMILY - SEASON TWO - EPISODE SIXTEEN: ARCHIE AND THE FBI"

Tune-in to find out which four randomly selected shows will be competing in this months TOURNAMENT OF RANDOM TV CHAMPIONS for the year 1972!

Well, here we are - month two! Tune-in to find out which random year in TV history we'll be discussing this month! 

FINAL MATCH "SMALL WONDER - SEASON ONE - EPISODE TWELVE: TED'S NEW BOSS" VS. "GOLDEN GIRLS - SEASON ONE - EPISODE FOURTEEN: THAT WAS NO LADY"

MATCH TWO:PART TWO "THE GOLDEN GIRLS - SEASON ONE - EPISODE EIGHT: BREAK-IN"

MATCH TWO:PART ONE "HUNTER - SEASON TWO - EPISODE FIVE: KILLER IN A HALLOWEEN MASK"

MATCH ONE:PART TWO "MR. BELVEDERE - SEASON TWO - EPISODE SIXTEEN: WESLEY'S FRIEND"

MATCH ONE:PART ONE "SMALL WONDER - SEASON ONE - EPISODE SEVEN: THE LIE"    

We've been tidying up our first month's programming a bit. Tune in to our inaugural, and oftentimes careening presentation, of our earliest efforts at executing our ambitiously chaotic plans to present a comedic look at the history of humanity through the long lens of randomly selected examples of our popular media. Specifically, random examples of Television media, from a different randomly selected year in Television history, usually selected on the 1st Monday of every month. It's like deja-vu all over again, again!

We're SAVED BY THE BELLIN' this messy lil' MISS BLISS BISH!

SEASON ONE; EP8: "THE BREAK IN" Uh oh these old bags are racist, who'd have thunk it!?

HUNTER; SEASON 2:EPISODE 5 "KILLER IN A HALLOWEEN MASK". Ok so we're a tad bit behind schedule - hey, stop your murmerin', it's still March ain't it?? So then it's still 'FREE PREVUE MONTH', so then there ain't no problem, capice? The killer isn't even wearing a halloween mask, he's wearing a dollar store phantom of the opera outfit. Rated R - for shitty!  

"MR.BELVEDERE; SEASON 2: EP.16 'WESLEY'S FRIEND'" Mr. Belvedere wears many hats, literally, just watch that fucking intro - he's got more hats than that guy who worked at 'LIDS' in the mall, who was jjjuusstt a smidge of a hair past 50 and thought Covid was actually an elaborate plot by George Soros and the Anti-Hat woke mob, to put all the local 'LIDS' outta business - - R.I.P. you poor brave dumb just over the hill ride or die, newsie hat wearing, freedom lovin', son of a bitch!  Speaking of Newsies! Ya see kids, Mr. Belvedere is kinda like if you mixed Batman & Alfred together - if Bruce Wayne was built more like John Candy than Christian Bale - a hoyty toyty, gay, domestic, british, John Candy - because ya see Mr. Belvedere is the hero that Clickers deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Or wait - maybe it's the other way around - maybe Mr. Belvedere is the hero that Clickers needs but we don't deserve right now...ARE WE GETTIN' GASLIGHTED BY MR. 'FUCKING' BELVEDERE!?!    

The "Shitty Clickers Dharma", is the better understanding of order by viewing it in the light of complete chaos and irrational disfunction.  The idea behind shitty clickers is simple: you can only appreciate something if you know just how bad it could be.  We are continuing with our Proto-TV Tournament of Random Television Champions, today it's our very first official entry into the annals of 'Sh tty Clickers'; Small Wonder Season 1. Episode 7, 'The Lie': Come bask in the Black and Blue adventures of the one, the only, LITTLE WHITE MAGIC JOHNSON! As she (yes you read that correctly) uses her inability to perceive truth from deception to peer deep into the authoritarian soul that secretly resides deep in the heart of every robotics engineer that survived the cold war. It's simply Small Wonder-ful!

Kenny and Errin finally get around to actually selecting a random year in prime time american TV history to discuss, as the Clickers Free Prevue Weekend continues to roll on! 

A podcast about the future of humanity, told through the lens of 4 randomly selected TV programs from a single random year in TV history from 1946- 2022. Welcome to the start of the Clickers 1st Annual Free Prevue Weekend!! We are officially underway! And for those of you who might be too young to know what a Free Prevue Weekend is, just imagine if a smorgasbord of recent theatrical releases, raunchy, blood soaked violence, and a rotating cast of dead eyed sales people with less of a soul that the GuideBot, working their tushy's off trying to sell you on why you NEED to pay top dollar for 8 different re-runs of Brewster's Millions and exclusive access to the latest Mark Cooper stand up special. 

...and we're back! 

Apologies for that programming hiccup there folks, as the saying goes "The Best Laid Plans of Mice's and Men's often take a left turn at Albuquerque..." or something like that. I ended up catching the plague and losing my voice just in time to officially launch, but double vaxxed and Experian Credit Boosted, my only real symptom was the loss of the only thing I couldn't do the show without...my voice, I'm talking about not having a voice to record the audio part of this audio program - just in case that wasn't clear - I've don't want to risk any confusion, as you'll hear when you listen to the episode, I get enough confusion to last a lifetime thanks to the Guidebot4000. Thankfully there is still more than enough plague left over that I might not have to suffer for very long.

Explore the best, worst, shittiest, and prettiest moments in primetime TV history.   Our very own Proprietary Artificial Intelligence programming guide, GuideBot4000, will select a year from between 1946 and today! Using atmospheric noise as opposed to a computer algorithm to make it's selection.Using the  same type of atmospheric noise that scientists used to discover the big bang and the origin of our universe, to produce actual true random integers, thanks to awesome services of RANDOM.ORG, as opposed to those other bottom barrell, dollar store ass RANDOMIZATION sites with their .$99 apps and their cheap shiny buttons!  That random is NASTY!