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Welcome to CrumpTalks, where I, King Crump, talk my talk, mostly educated, sometimes ratchet, always authentic and honest. More often than not it’ll be just me, other times I’ll have some friends along for the convo.

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  • Jan 4, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 18m AVG DURATION
  • 18 EPISODES


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Arguing with Idiots

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2020 13:49


On today's episode of the podcast I talk about arguing with idiots, and how it's a pretty idiotic thing to get caught up doing. I share a story about a recent "debate" I had with somebody I had no business debating, what I learned from it, and how I could have handled myself better. Like normal I share some quotes, and how they apply. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Accepting yourself is the ultimate freedom

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 19:29


On today's episode I talk about how accepting yourself, shortcomings and all, is the key to loving yourself and living a truly free life. I share some of quotes from some of my favorite thinkers, as well as how I've applied some of these concepts to my own life in order to be a better version of myself. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

School isn't for Smart People

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 30:16


In today's episode I discuss what we commonly call "education" and where it comes from, as well as how after working in K-12 Education for nearly a decade, I don't think school is good measure of success or even "good" for our kids. I think schooling as it exists is more about creating an obedient citizen, as opposed to nurturing and developing the genius of our youth. It's my longest episode to date, and I'll likely have more on the topic in the future, but I hope you enjoy it. Below are some links to some resources that I mentioned in the episode Scholar Noam Chomsky "Education is Indoctrination for the Young" Former Educator and Author John Taylor Gatto "The Purpose of Schooling" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich for the W!?!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 16:43


In today's episode we do a couple things, first off I teach you a surefire way to get turned down by women, and secondly I discuss the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich. The sandwich is fire, but more importantly it's become a cultural phenomenon and I discuss how that relates to how the media frames the narrative of the sandwich. Below I have some links to a couple people I reference in the episode, Sarah Baartman was a Black woman who was kept in captivity and made to perform in a "freak show" due to her big ol booty (and the savagery of the Europeans who kidnapped her) . Kevin Davis was the man who was murdered in a Maryland Popeyes restaurant, turns out that the narrative of him being murdered over the sandwich is some nonsense. Saartje (Sarah) Baartman Kevin Davis Story "Friends of man stabbed to death at Popeyes say it was not over a chicken sandwich" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Are we raising individuals or nah?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 13:56


What it do Babeeeeeeeeeeee!!! On today's episode of the podcast I discuss my philosophy in raising my kids. I view my "job" as more akin to being a guardian than an owner. I talk about Mogul Clifford "TI" Harris and his methods and some of the things that can cause for parents. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

The Economics of Sex

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 17:33


TRIGGER WARNING - If you're offended by cuss words, discussion of promiscuity, and general trillness, this episode isn't for you. On this episode I talk about the economics of sex, and how having an abundant supply directly impacts the demand for it. I detail how I came to realize that having access to sex whenever I wanted wasn't healthy, and how as a man promiscuity was a manifestation of depression. Appreciate ya checking me out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Humble for what?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 12:26


Humble is defined as "having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's own importance." I'm here to tell you that you're thee most IMPORTANT person in your life, and that being humble is complete TRASH and a waste of your time. Plenty of gems dropped in this episode and PLENTY of cussin, so be prepared. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Birthday Episode!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 23:00


Recorded and released this episode on my 35th birthday. On this episode I discuss some things that I've reflected on over the course of the past year, those things centered around Gratitude, Energy, and surrender. I hope you enjoy the episode, thanks for checking me out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Finding and Living Your Purpose

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 20:23


Thank you all for checking me out, in this episode I talk about how it's less about "finding" your purpose, and more about living it. I can honestly sum this episode in a quote by the German Philosopher Nietzsche "I just don't seem to have a compass to tell me what I'm destined for... And yet in looking back everything seems to fit so well that it's as if a guiding spirit has been showing me the way." --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Wrasslin, Readin, Arguing, and Elephants...

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2019 15:25


SH!T YEAH!  On today's episode I talk about how arguing can be a waste of my time, and that listening to understand can help avoid arguments.  Arguing is all about perspective, and if we can understand someone's perspective we can be better served.  I discuss an Indian parable about elephants and how it relates to this, talk about "idiots" (said it at least 5 times), and talk my trash. Thanks for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

I got a baby on the way... I think about her every day

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2019 25:58


On this episode I share the fact that I have a baby on the way, it's something that I've told people I interact with in daily life, but haven't shared online via social media at all. I also talk about how having kids has been a catalyst for my success in life, talk about a dude gettin his head busted wide open, and make some jokes. Enjoy the episode! Also, I cus a lot in this one too, so protect your virgin ears. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Episode 7 - Trust

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 15:54


In today's episode I talk about TRUST!  I share some laughs with Kawhi Leonard, talk some trash, and explain how my perspective at almost 35 years old has grown since I was a testosterone fueled 25 year old.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Episode 6 - Patience

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 19:28


In today's episode I'm feeling cooler than the Fonz, and I talk about patience and how it's served me over the course of the past 18 or so months, and also how it can serve. you --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

The Purpose for Pain

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019 22:29


Hello again Friends!!!!!  In Episode 5 I discuss Pain and Suffering, and the how's and why's in regards to why I choose to embrace it.  This episode also features a whole lot of rambling, cussin, and overall Trillness.  Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

The Benefits of my Nudes Leaking...

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 20:05


In this episode I talk about how my nude photo's being leaked by some angry exes gave me the ability to embrace who I was and to become better for it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

How Do We INVEST Our Time?

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2019 21:56


In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. / In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these ... ...This is not an Episode of SVU, their intro music is FIRE tho. In today's episode, King Crump discusses TIME. How we use it, or better yet, how we can focus and INVEST it. I drop a couple of gems from the Eckhartt Tolle book "The Power of Now". --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Episode 2 - Vision for Success

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 12:51


I was having a conversation with a friend in regards to how I see success for myself, and for my children, on this episode I detail what those things mean to me. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

Episode 1 - Failure

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 13:35


In today's episode we're talking about failure, we have a few surprise guests, but it's mainly King Crump in all of his trash talking greatness. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kingcrump/message

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