Don't Go Into The Basement!

Would you rather... have a question mark in the title? Elise and Amber see who can hold their breath the longest and also talk about Would You Rather. You know, the movie with the razorblade and eyeball on the cover!    Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes! Listen: dgitbpodcast.podbean.com Lurk: instagram.com/dgitbpodcast Troll: twitter.com/dgitbpodcast  

Happy Valentines Day! Elise and Amber discuss the 2001 sensual slasher Valentine. 

From the vault... Out at Amber's cabin, Elise and Amber scare themselves silly while watching the horror classic 'The Blair Witch Project' 

Elise and Amber admit they were a bit confused about what you did last summer... 

Don't Go Into The Basement is back and better than ever with Elise and Amber as your co-hosts

In episode 15, Elise and Craig watch the horror comedy spoof classic (?) Scary Movie. Does it hold up or is it be considered wildly offensive by today's standards? Either way, Elise and Craig both agree that Doofy is actually a major hottie.

In episode 14, Elise and Craig watch the 1996 horror classic Scream. There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend! Elise considers this one of her favourite movies of all time and Craig decides his stage name would be Bubble Butt Boyfriend Billy.

In episode 13, Elise and Craig watch the latest film from Jeremy Saulnier, Green Room. NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF! The plot of this movie is one of many, many situations Elise would refer to as her "worst nightmare" and Craig would like to remind you that not all skinheads are neo-Nazi racists.  R.I.P. Anton Yelchin.

In episode 12, Elise and Craig watch one of their favourites, the 2014 found footage black comedy Creep. Craig keeps trying to make "pulling a Cloverfield" happen, Elise wants a "Did I freak you out with my rape story?" t-shirt and your hosts were stuffed to the gills with Chinese food so apologies for the somewhat low energy.

In episode 11, Craig and Elise watch one of her favourite movies and another Clive Barker adaptation, 1992 horror classic Candyman. Craig is shocked to learn that your hair can indeed turn white when you've suffered through horrible shock, Elise loves that Candyman is a real ride or die bitch and they both try to find the film's deeper meaning but may not get there due to a few too many gin and tonics.

In episode 10, Elise and Craig watch the batshit 1982 third instalment of the Halloween series, Season of the Witch. Elise wonders why there's so much hatred for the Irish and Craig does more Sean Connery impressions for no reason. "I won't beat the shit out of you, but I'll beat the shit out of your wife!"

In episode 9, Elise and Craig watch the 2001 creature feature Jeepers Creepers. Craig wonders if The Creeper was played by WWE wrestler The Undertaker, Elise decides she would keep the monster's head as a trophy and they both agree that the cops should've done something about all those damn cats.

In episode 8, Elise and Craig welcome a very special guest, Amber! They watch the 1988 lipstick-to-nipple fuelled Night of the Demons. The three of them discover that they each have a different definition of "jabberwocky" and Amber is horrified to discover that a pug's eyes can pop out of their heads.

In episode 7, Elise and Craig FINALLY review one of their favourites, the infamous 1986 classic Slaughter High. Does Christopher Nolan owe his entire career to this film? Does it have the greatest theme song of all time? Are Elise and Craig master imitators of the Scottish accent? The answer to these questions, dear listeners, is a resounding YES!

In episode 6, Elise and Craig watched the 2000 Canadian werewolf flick GINGER SNAPS. Or is it Elise who snaps? This is a rough one. They discuss teens, goths and Craig finally makes Elise realize what she has been putting him through by making him watch horror movies for this podcast. 

In episode 5, Elise and Craig watched the 1981 summer camp slasher THE BURNING. They discover the movie's connection to the Weinstein brothers, Elise would prefer if you called her Woodstock from now on and Craig wonders if 1980's pranks are synonymous with grievous bodily harm.

In episode 4, Elise and Craig watched the 1987 classic HELLRAISER. They fall in love with Fat White Morpheus, Elise admires Julia's fashion sense and Craig may actually like this movie!

In episode 3, Elise and Craig watched the 1987 wacky horror comedy Blood Diner. They learn how to make a 'battered girlfriend", Craig digs on the surf rock soundtrack and Elise wonders if Shitaar ever got her real estate license. 

In the first Quickisode, Elise and Craig discuss the latest film in The Purge series... The Purge: Election Year. 

Elise and Craig watched the 1989 supermarket slasher INTRUDER. Will this be their drunkest, most distracted episode yet? Listen to find out!

Elise and Craig watched the 1986 horror film HOUSE. They get offended by rude neighbours, a Vietnam War sub-plot and bad posture. Apologies for all the mic bumps, things got pretty fired up!