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A weekly half hour of two Cancers just talking about...life

Anthony and Dani

  • Jan 22, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 36m AVG DURATION
  • 22 EPISODES


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EP 25: New Year, Same Hoes

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 37:25


Were back again with our first episode of 2021! In today's episode we find out which one of us caught Covid, we also reveal the boys in our lives currently, and finally we answer a listeners question about.......As always go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts. Cheers!

EP 24: CUMchata

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 47:36


We're back! For the final episode of 2020, today we admit why we ghosted the world...again. Also we catch up on the boys and why they still hate us, finally we discover how Dani's quarantine bun just might be our ticket out the ghetto! As always go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also be sure to rate review us on Apple Podcasts cheers friends and Happy Holidays!

EP 23: We're back Witches!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 34:26


You really thought we would just leave like that huh? We're back though! Today we catch up to see what the heck we've been up to. Also we discuss some of our early childhood memories trick or treating (if there were any). Finally we have a new Daddy, and were trying not to laugh about it. As always give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, and be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts...cheers friends!

EP 22: A chunky heel

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 35:23


Hey Friends! On today's episode we take down an entire bottle of champagne (I know) and continue our spooky stories. Also we discuss how having sex with a ghost led to a child, and finally someone is unwrapping a mummy for desert. As always give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, and be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts. Cheers!

EP 21: Sleep ParalySISSY

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 34:32


Happy October friends! In today's episode we go over some of our October plans and why Halloween is our favorite Holiday. Also we discuss sleep paralysis and some of our, kinda hot experiences. Finally we nail, 2 liezaminelli! As always be sure to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also rate/review us on Apple Podcasts! Cheers!

EP 20: Fatal Attraction

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 39:20


Hey there! Were back with our 20th episode woo hoo! Today we find out what Anthony recently ordered that has him a little too excited, also we review...our reviews and see what people really think of us. Finally we get another story from a listener and find out if were willing to meet up with our stalkers. As always go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also be share to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts...cheers friends!

EP 19: Free the Nips, Free the Ass

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 38:11


It's another Friday! Which means we have a brand new half hour to get into, this week we discuss how Dani's car got jacked. Also we dive into whether or not we are open to Marriage and/or children, and finally we go back to our roots and discuss Dani's toxic relationship with Michael Jackson. As always give us follow on IG @drunkcancers, and be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts...cheers!

EP 18: One ball one nip

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 35:54


Hey there DC's, it's another half hour of quintessential information you never knew you needed. Today we talk about our oh so sad sex lives, also we find out who Anthony's been spooning. Finally we see how Dani got away with murder, as always give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers and rate/review us on Applepodcasts! Cheers friends!

EP 17: Rapid Round of Randomness Pt 2

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 35:43


Hey you! It's your favorite co-hosts and were back for another round of random topics you've suggested! Today we get barefoot and breakdown some not so hot "Foot fetish" moments, also we discuss whether putting out on the first night can actually be a good idea. Finally we confuse ourselves with our own game (we know) and try to get past an uncomfortable round of 2LIESaminelli. Be sure to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also go rate/review us on Apple Podcasts (we'd really appreciate it :). Cheers DC's!

EP 16: Rapid Round of Randomness Pt 1

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 35:15


Hey there! Grab a drink and listen to the sounds of pure foolery again :) In todays episode we try to come up with better names for Hurricanes, we also dive into whether we would be apart of a throuple, and finally find out the TRUTH about some naughty adventures we've indulged in. As always go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, and be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts. Cheers Friends!

EP 15: Just the tip

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 34:24


Hey there friends! We're back with another half hour of you guessed it, very unimportant information. Today we get into how much were tipping folks now a days, also what plastic surgery we would get (if our bank accounts called for it obvi), and finally another lightning round of FMTR comes your way with some abnormally quick responses, hm. As always go give us a share on your IG and show us some love, we appreciate the amazing support from you all! Cheers!

EP 14: Miss Clee-HOE

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 36:32


It's that time again, pop open that ice cold beer and tune in! In this weeks episode we discuss the possibility of adopting a cat, also we dive into Psychic's and our very first tarot card readings. Finally we get another round of FMTR in, and Dani seems to not be fond of Steve from Blues Clues. Be sure to follow us on IG @drunkcancers, also be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Cheers to another Friday Friends!

EP 13: The Italian Mob

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 39:00


Happy Fridayyyyy! In this weeks episode we dabble in a little astrology (I know right). We also dive into Dani's Tinder date and how she can never seem to get away from those dang paparazzi. Finally Anthony gets offered a lunch date...sort've. Be sure to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers. Also be sure to review us on Apple Podcasts, cheers amigos!

EP 12: Apologies In Advance

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 37:16


Hey hey! Happy Friday! In today's episode we dive into whether or not Anthony will leave Earth for good with Aliens. We also talk about some of the positive things that come out of being alone during a quarantine, and finally we find out if Fred Flinstone is Top or Bottom! Be sure to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also rate/review us on Appe Podcasts...cheers!

EP 11: The Dirty Thirty Club

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 36:10


Happy Friday! Were back with another half hour of absolute non sense! Today we recap Anthony's dirty thirty Big Bear trip and how the "O-Zone" practically abandoned us. We also talk about Walter Mercado and his new Netflix documentary, finally we put a twist on the game FMK..Drunk Cancer style of course. Go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also be sure to rate/review us on Apple Podcasts! Here's to another weekend, cheers!

EP 10: The Jockstrap Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 37:18


It's that time again, Happy Friday! In today's episode we find out what potatoes are supposedly good for, also find out who we Catfish! Finally we go over sports and what what type of butts we are into. Go give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Cheers to our 10th episode!

EP 9: A July Seance

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 37:36


You made it to Friday! In today's episode we get an unexpected, but very welcome guest! We also dive into our first jobs and how we managed to dress ourselves in high school. Finally we discuss our Myspace page along with some Britney songs we both can do without, don't forget to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers! Also rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, cheers!

EP 8: Waffles & Whiskey

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 33:53


Woo hoo, it's Friday! In today's episode we get an update on how Dani's face is doing after her AZ accident. It's also Cancer season! We dig into some of our most compatible signs along with some unfamiliar signs, see how Tinder is treating us, as well as some of our most erotic emoji's. Don't forget to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, and be sure to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. Cheers!

EP 7: DisMANtled

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 35:16


In today's episode we find out exactly what happened to Dani this past weekend on her getaway trip, along with what would happen if Anthony were to ever go sky diving. Also we discuss some of our most random bar moments and why meeting new people is not as common as most would think. Don't forget to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers, also leave us a review and tell us what you think! Hope you all enjoy, cheers!

EP 6: Two weeks, too long

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 39:50


In this weeks episode, we're going to play catch on some of the interesting events that occurred this past weekend. Along with seeing how Dani is going to fake her own death, and finally we'll get an update on what Hooch actually is and how latex gloves can be an actual hot date. Don't forget to give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers and be sure to hit that 5 stars on Apple podcasts! Cheers!

EP 5: Drunker Cancers

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 34:42


In today's episode we review an unreleased recording of Drunk Cancers that may have been a little too saucy to publish. We also go over how we would fair in prison as well as some of the hottest cartoon characters we watched growing up. Be sure to subscribe/rate/review where ever you listen to your podcasts, and most importantly give us a follow on IG @drunkcancers! Cheers!

EP 4: A gentleman caller

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 36:09


In today's episode, we get a full blown recap of how Dani's FaceTime/in person hang out went and how it went from bad...to worse. Also we dig into some of the signs we may encounter if someone is either into us, or would prefer us to just leave. Don't forget to follow us on IG at @drunkcancers, along with giving us a rate/review on Apple Podcasts! Cheers!

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