Exposed with Motoki Maxted & Emmett Barnes

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Why are boys circumcised? Are cougars hot or creepy? These are the real questions Motoki needs to know. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are the most common fetishes? Figure out how weird you are. Motoki also talks naughty TikToks, cocaine wine, real life wizards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How much does it cost to flush a toilet? Why does nobody mention how Paul Walker groomed 16-year-olds? Motoki and special guest Melissa have the answers for you. Today's program is proudly brought to you by the Wild Wild Tech podcast. Hear the most bizarre stories about how technology is shaping culture on Wild Wild Tech at: https://bit.ly/WildWildTech Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will our AI overlords eliminate humans or will we be able to fight them with our big brains? Take a trip with Motoki on this adventure of our impending apocalypse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki finds a breast milk dealer. Also, why do moms eat their placentas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki got a yeast infection and if that doesn't make you salivate over him then what will? The episode includes the wonderful world of "alternative" medicine and Karen news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki discusses Vlad the Impaler's fascination with shoving his wood into orifices. Then, a deleted half of an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Motoki is joined by the newly former co-host. He's actually leaving, can you believe it? It's like a dream come true. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki talks about throwing his money at billionaire daddy Bezos and then tries to figure out the deal with TikTok girls who put their venmo in their bio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Christian talk about when they literally trespassed into abandoned houses and then getting caught by the po-po. Also, they expose the absolute mad lad Elon Musk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki builds a 10 ft medieval era wooden structure to hang people from in his apartment. Also, a homeless dude walked into the apartment and now Motoki can never vape again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki discusses the most effective ways to date and partake in hanky panky while in quarantine. Social Distancing got nothing on Sexual Distancing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki watches far too much reality television and is convinced he is living in a hidden camera show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki is all alone and going insane. He's not really feeling himself anymore, but at the same time feeling himself a lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Aaron figure out the one simple trick doctors HATE to beating quarantine boredom. And who is the real Tiger King and why did the animals cross the road? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this time of panic, Exposed brings you a gentle listening experience where the most important topics of the day are analyzed to an extreme degree. Doom Eternal, Star Trek: Picard, and the pandemic COVID-19 are all analyzed by the master himself. And of course, Motoki and Emmett are there, too, to join us on this April 1st. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett talk COVID-19 horror stories and start a new segment of watching tasteful step-sister adult films. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki, Emmett, and Melissa spread the news of Corona Virus faster than it's going viral. It's honestly no joke, but we're taking the masks off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett crunch the numbers to figure out if blind dating can lead to marriage. What will it take and why is everyone naked? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett celebrate for 40 days and 40 nights like the OG Jesus himself. Also, what's the deal with baboons, flat earthers, and menstruation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett know a thing or two about pooping and they're not afraid to let it go. Also, should men put down the toilet seat? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett don't have girlfriends, but it's definitely by choice. Anyone wanna marry for tax purposes? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett ask their friend Melissa why she hates hot dogs but loves tacos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett expose the anti-vaxxers hoax saying Bill Gates invented the Coronavirus. Happy lunar new year, you rats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett unmask the Coronavirus epidemic, Emmett turns a year older, and Motoki has an existential mirror crisis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett expose their own cringe fest horror stories from middle school. Second hand embarrassment is heavy on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett are joined by #1 Viral Charts banger maker LoveLeo. Also, are Mr. Worldwide and the Pope dating? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett get drafted in World War 3. Also, who's down to do drag? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett figure out the next billion dollar idea. If you steal this idea, we'll be angry and impressed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett try to figure out the coconut oil hype. Millennial moms everywhere are quaking. Also, Emmett eats charcoal and Motoki shares his biggest project to date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki turns 23 and goes through a mid-life crisis, resulting in grey hair. Emmett and Motoki wrap up their 2019 and critique the brand-spanking-new Uncut Gems movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett celebrate the beginning of December by pledging to complete the impossible challenge. Emmett is confronted by his family about his sexuality and other offbeat news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett bully you in celebration of Thanksgiving. Also, what's the deal with Tesla's new cybertruck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett go tit for tat in trying to find the craziest fun facts. Get ready to learn crazy cool, but useless information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett go toe to toe after watching the Logan Paul vs KSI fight. Then we reveal some shocking baby news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki finally introduces his waifu, and they try to help Emmett get back into the dating scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett talk Yeezus, Jesus, and Genomes. Happy Halloween and don't forget #TeamTrees! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett discuss the fiscal expense and demand for dirty socks. Is it kinky or just plain lucrative? Motoki then exposes himself as the criminal we all suspected he was. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett marvel at the great Genghis Khan and how many TikTok followers he could've had. They're also joined by two special guests both named Christian. However, only one can leave the podcast with that name.        Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett talk Leonardo DiCaprio vaping, going to the Joker premiere, and furries. Aaron even gets to celebrate his b-day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett talk Power Rangers, hot takes on hot dates, and even try their hands at some improv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett go to Area 51 and hit on each other with some pickup lines. There's laughing, crying, and lots of discussion about aliens.       Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emmett tells Motoki about his recent trip to Italy and finally shares what he does for work. Motoki shares his thoughts on a fan group turned hater group as they reveal their true feelings about Motoki.         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett share a frightening story about how their home was broken into over the weekend and their hilarious top-notch investigation that followed. Aaron also shares some bad news about a car accident he was involved in moments before recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett push the boundaries of comedy and discuss how far a joke can really go. Motoki also shares his experience at a gay bar while Emmett reveals his desire to become a YouTuber.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett are joined by some hooligans as they attempt to take one shot of White Claw every minute for an hour. Just like their lives, things quickly fall apart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett solidify their fame by bragging about hosting an 88rising party. The two also expose the underbelly of the children's TV world that involves foot fetishes and "summer camp".  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett fight their lack of sleep while exposing one of the most offensive music videos ever. Emmett also considered becoming an egg donor while we learn Motoki grew up with prostitutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Motoki and Emmett celebrate national girlfriend day by advertising themselves for anyone who will listen. Plus, they expose Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau's definitely real and not fake wedding.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices