Garbage Tale Kids

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The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking…

Garbage Tale Kids


    • Jan 2, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 5m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    S02E13 - Cum Shot for the Birds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 67:20


    Season 2 coming to a close in this episode! We welcome on our long-time friend, Catherine and ride this season out into the sunset. Sorry, I'm not drunk for once so the description just won't be funny no matter what.. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E12 - Babysitters, Miracle Whip & Burger Salad

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 85:21


    Posting on Friday.. havenlt listened to it.. but you'll tell me what it's about, right? K, thx, bai! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E11 - Technophobia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 61:08


    Ayyyy, another episode of Garbage Tale Kids! No Nick this time, but we've Got Lisa, Chelsea and our special guest this week, Conner! Remember those Nokia cell phones with the crazy flashlight and snake on it? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E10 - Peeper Creeper Creature

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 76:34


    I'm not drunk, you're drunk! I bet you're gonna love this one.. I think I was on it.. and Chelsea was.. gone.. it was a weird set up, but I remember having a good time. I bet I talk about some classic sharts I've had, and I know how much you're into that kinda shiz. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E09 - Bathroom Zeta Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 63:46


    All the best people want to remain anonymous.. I guess not everyone wants to be known as a garbage person. Couldn't imagine why. Also, you'll be proud of me, I uploaded and scheduled this episode 3 whole days ahead of time. Everything is coming up Milhouse! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E08 - www.findapoker.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 85:49


    Our boy (M)ravis gives us notes on our previous episodes and reminisces on his days as a poker champ, WoW addicted teenager with -2 girlfriends.. and also I'm so close to passing out right now, I'm just going to succumb to it and just finish posting this late again instead. Vote for Pedro. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E07 - When A Case Race Goes Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 89:52


    A day late, a buck short; another late episode! PD is doing super great at Sobertober.. I'll give you a real synopsis once I get a chance to listen to this... good luck! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E06 - Every Culture Has a Jabroni

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 90:41


    I almost forgot to post this episode because I was too busy taking turns being a bad influence at the bar with a friend. "We'll definitely be heading home before 9", followed by, "I'll do one more if you're doing one more", in conjunction with, "The counter starts over if you go to a second location." I assume this one is funny.. Jabroni is one of my favorite words.. Oh hey, it's Seth on this episode! I hear he and Nick did the intro and outro music for the podcast! Nice. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E05 - The Dyson Blade

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 85:48


    i'm gonna guess the gang got a vacuum salesman as a guest.. i could be wrong. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E04 - The Robin Hood of Fat Camp: Part Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 55:49


    In part two of the episode we recorded with Lucy, our favorite arm wrestler and fat camp heroine, Chelsea gets her bush mocked by teenagers while Lisa and Nick recount their wholesome days at art camp. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    S02E03 Part 1 - The Robin Hood of Fat Camp

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 53:51


    This week, we welcome Lucy, a professional arm-wrestler and previous Fat Camp hero! And then Nick arm wrestles her (because he's a dickhead) after an arm-wrestling charity event. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S02E02 - Garbage to Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 64:28


    Our guest this week, Phil, kicks things off with trash tales from his days slinging dick pills with some sort of directionally-challenged noodle-man. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S02E01 - Nick Gets His Balls Waxed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 71:22


    We're back with Garbage Tale Kids Season 2! And I'm going to absolutely trash-water-honest with you--I have no idea what this episode is about, but I can tell you that I'm 95% sure Nick gets his balls (and probably asshole) waxed at some point, and that there's a nice lady named Alison helping Nick, Lisa, & Chelsea spread some garbage tales all up in your ears. That's right--season 2 has lots of guests, and no, I haven't been super in the loop on most of it! But shit, I'm still here posting and possibly showing up later in the season, so lay off me. Enjoy the premier of season 2, and would it kill you to lower your standards--just for me? Thanks, -PD --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S01E10 - The Extra Dumpster (Bonus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 33:29


    It's the close of Garbage Tale Kids' first season, but we're well on our way with season 2 already in the works! That being said, we need to refuel our dumpsters for a bit--Expect Season 2 to start rolling out mid-July with plenty of guest stories, uncomfortable encounters, and general shenanigans. Hopefully this bonus episode can satiate your unyielding desire for more filth in the meantime. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S01E09 - Return of the Brown Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2019 89:22


    Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss embarrassing poop stories. Unlike every other episode, they actually meant to talk about shit in this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S01E08 - Gateway to Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 85:28


    Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea welcome Garbage Tale Kids producer, PD Wappler on to join in their discussion of first porn experiences and as always, some other potentially regrettable things. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S01E07 - Sexy Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 60:14


    Lisa, Nick, & Chelsea discuss one of the oldest garbage activities: Pranks! PSYCH! Every episode is about poop. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    GTK S01E06 - Reasons for Keelhauling

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 50:48


    Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss garbage jobs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    Garbage Tale Kids - S1E5 - The Micro Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2019 66:36


    Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea discuss drunks and micro dongs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    Garbage Tale Kids - S1E4 - Garbage Tale Kids Podcast [Quality Alert]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 54:52


    The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    Garbage Tale Kids - S1E3 (Minisode) - Garbage Tale Kids Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 19:57


    Lisa & Chelsea record a minisode without Nick. Suck it Nick. * The original title of the podcast was "My Life in Plus One," but we promise it's still "Garbage Tale Kids" moving forward.. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    Garbage Tale Kids - S1E2 - Garbage Tale Kids Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 44:13


    The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

    Garbage Tale Kids - S1E1 - Welcome to Garbage Tale Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2018 51:04


    The Garbage Tale Kids podcast extracts our hosts’ most uncomfortably hilarious recollections for you to relate to, or gawk at in horror. Lisa, Nick, and Chelsea have all, in their own right, felt the cruel hand of embarrassing circumstance. We invite you to walk hand in hand with these three walking dumpster fires into what may be an enlightening (but most likely gross and unsettling) experience. Take a breath and let’s get weird. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/garbagetalekids/support

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