Hairy & Married

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JP is a newlywed and just getting used to navigating married life. Jared has been married for 13 years with 3 kids and has made all the mistakes on can make (including getting his wife jumper cables for Christmas). Both outkicked their coverage when it comes to spouses, but is Jared really the best…

Hairy & Married


    • Apr 12, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 17 EPISODES


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    Hunker Down - -EP 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 64:37


    Jared and JP know they have their imperfections. Somehow their wives love them anyways. Jared asks too many questions. JP "washes the dishes" but miraculously there's meat attached to a coffee mug. This week they are broadcasting from their quarantined houses to keep the bromance going!

    You Can Do It - EP16

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 38:51


    It’s weird times we’re living in. A couple of weirdos named Jared and JP try and make sense out of some important questions. How do you be kind when people are rude and mean? How do you be a good spouse when things are tough at work? How do you explain what’s going on to your children? Dig deep. You can do it. We can do it!

    Wives & Toilet Paper - EP15

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 32:34


    We are living in crazy times. We talked a lot about toilet paper and why are people going nuts over it? JP's wife Heidi sent him on a wild goose chase and It ended up scoring him some husband points. Jared's son is a sharp-shooter and shares a nugget of wisdom, "if my wife tells you to do something... you better do it!"

    Life Can Be Serious... Smile Anyway - EP14

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 49:59


    This week’s episode starts on a serious note. Life can be overwhelming and tough. Be like Alex Trebek. We also talk about why friends, cousins, and siblings are super important. You can also make your own family too!

    Jared Has a New Best Friend - Ep13

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020 52:03


    Sorry JP... Jared is now best friends with Gavin DeGraw and has the story to prove it. Jared FINALLY tells us what happened on Valentine’s Day. Expect for it to get EXTRA weird on this week’s episode.

    Meet Heidi Wifey - EP12

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 45:11


    When Jared is away... Heidi saves the day. JP invited his wife Heidi to fill in for Jared. On this week's episode you get to meet Heidi and learn more about her. It's amazing, how she puts up with her man child husband. Their relationship is far from perfect, but they are perfect for each other. 

    We Love Our Shorties - EP11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 56:49


    Jared’s wife Regina is 5ft JP’s wife Heidi is 5’3”... But both of our Mrs. have gigantic hearts. Jared is excited for his Valentine’s Day Date Night and gives JP a terrible (but funny) idea for a gift for Heidi.

    Be Our Valentine - Ep10

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 52:43


    Can you smell it?!!! In this week’s episode Love is in the air. Jared and JP talk about Valentine’s Days wins... and loses. Also, JP has a major break though he’s really excited to talk about at the beginning of the podcast!

    Pain Is Progress - EP9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 48:13


    ...unless you end up in the ER. Jared found out he has something wrong with him. He finally got it diagnosed and his wife exclaimed THANK GOD. WHY? JP is off in La La Land as usual, and wondering why has January felt like it’s lasted 62 days?

    How Do You Juggle Work, Life, and Family? - EP8

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 68:19


    Jared is wondering how to be a better dad, husband, and co-worker. On top of that, he also wants to make more time for himself. JP has great advice on how to be a better husband / partner he learned from his errors and Kevin Hart. Also discussed, JP’s dog needs to lose weight and what do you do about that?  

    I’m Not mad...We’re Mad - EP7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 53:00


    Jared shared that he ended a friendship with one of his best friends because his wife said... we don’t talk to him anymore. JP is mad his wife Heidi is giving him crap for watching #JeopardyGOAT without her. Will they make it through these tough times?

    Stupid Goals Are Still Goals, Happy 2020! - EP6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 49:04


    Happy 2020! Jared and JP are back in the new year with the same old shenanigans. A proud accomplishment in 2019 for Jared was pulling off a good mustache. What lies ahead? Listen and find out!

    I'm Not Ready to Be a Dad? - EP5

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 52:54


    JP is a gigantic man child. But is he capable of raising a child? He and his wife Heidi are having serious conversations about starting a family soon. JP has all sorts of questions for Jared who is also a gigantic man child who is raising 3 children.

    But Did She Say Yes to Your Proposal? - EP4

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 51:42


    Even the best plans and intentions for wedding proposals can go sideways. JP's epic proposal almost didn't happen because his wife was mad at him and didn't want to show up.  The weather frazzled Jared and he forgot a MAJOR step in the process of getting engaged. And In-studio guests, Thomas and Kinli had major obstacles to over come involving the band Old Dominion in their proposal. 

    I'm Not Crying, My Eyes are Sweaty - Ep3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 46:55


    Men are allowed to cry and JP frequently cries happy and sad tears. JP even cries in this podcast. But what's wrong with Jared? He laughs when he's in pain and also laughs at VERY inappropriate times. 

    It's Not You, It's Your Driving - Ep2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 49:40


    Jared sticks his foot in his mouth a lot in this Podcast and gets in trouble with his wife. BUT, he also can give great advice. JP and his wife Heidi struggle with one big thing in their marriage. driving. Jared gives some advice that he claims will solve any and all arguments that involve being in the car together. Find out the nugget of wisdom that could help you out as well in this week's episode of the hairy and married podcast.

    How We Met The Ones That Said "I Do" - Ep1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 47:30


    Jared and JP are two man-children who can’t believe they are married. Jared to Regina and JP to Heidi. They are amazingly beautiful women that are WAY better than them. Join the crazy journey as they tell the story of how they met their better halves. Jared’s story involves a dragon. JP’s story involves beer and cornhole

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