High Bi and Ready To Die

Suicidal Tendencies isn't just a band, it's a way of life for some. Mariah and Andrew talk through their darkest points, what helped pull them out, and how much sadness is too much. Answer: Any Amount!If you or someone you love is in a dark place do everything you can to get the proper and professional help needed. We love you all very much. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Courtney is a once straight, then bi, then straight, now lesbian photographer in LA. Tiana is a woman who is dating a tall and strong man, and also dating Courtney. We talk shop on all the queer comings and goings, how poly life is, and why Paramore is still a good band!Rate, Review, and Subscribe plz.  

"Daddy Issues." What an outdated and harmful term. Yet, how does it still makes sense as a reference term to most peoples "issues" in adult life? Mariah and Andrew talk about there peps and why men ain't shit. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIII

Joshua is an incredibly talented and wildly smart slab of ass! Not only does he work hard in his professional life, but his career as a drag performer has been remarkable - and NO its not just bc of his success as Ruth Allen Ginsburg, but the intention and purpose he puts into queer art in order to make it a safe and welcoming environment for all queers and non-queer alike!He also hosts a podcast called The Two Beer Queers, does video game streams, and is like so gorgeous, fun, and fine!Follow him at @joshwhall @ruthallenginsburg Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Andrew puts mushrooms in his breakfast burritos, and Mariah tosses some into her salads. But did you so some mushrooms can absolutely get you twisted! Well, if you didn’t know, we did the research for you. The Gruesome Twosome talk all things fungus! When we first gnoshed on boomers, do’s and don'ts, and even how many wild horses it takes to snap you back to reality. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Chelsea is a queer performance artists, sex talk therapist, and is currently thriving in a successful thurpple (and its an LDR). We talked with Chelsea about her sojourn into queerness and how everything she has lived has lead to where she is now. We also spoke about the loss of some of her family, and how her relationships now have changed and formed to create a 'chosen family' that is taking on more responsibility and stress than ever imagined at the start of their relationships.  Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Your weekly refill of High Bi and Ready to Die is here! Mariah and Andrew talk about the prescription drug minefield. Normally there is a bubbly talk about some recreational drug use between our hosts, but this week they dive into the seedy underbelly of the pharmacitical pill palace. For people who need medication, please absolotly take what is neccesary. But to the people who think that a pill will cure your mood while you continue to not eat well, exersize, push yourself into social circle, and be honest with yourself - you may need to re evaluate what your plan to a happy and stable self is.Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Carolina and Ron are recently parents, happily poly, and ready for their next adventure. Mariah and Andrew sat down with the then pregnant couple to talk about how these two found themselves 8 month pregnant, married, poly, and peering into the vast world of queer-shit. Carolina is a bi-racial brown and brazzilan beauty, who started Mixed Mag, an online publication for bipoc women. Ron is a long time polyamours lover, and a full-time friend - but wont be found on friendster. Follow Carolina @carowillbecaro (IG) @mixedmag (IG) www.mixedmag.com (website)Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Is PDA a form of Foreplay? Does Oral sex still count as sex? How much tongue is too much tongue, and how often to men never ask that question? These were the burning questions on Mariah and Andrews mind when they sat down to talk about the deeds leading up to doing the do. Mariah is a maven of the makeout and has some post-covid stories that will steam up yout blue light glasses. Andrew talks about his dislike of PDA, but his love for keeping his hands on a partner; as long as they are safely tucked away from any onlookers.Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Heather Mae is the musician, activist, lover, creator, soft femme, sassy, bubbly, loud and proud lesbian we all need in our life. She was a touring musician before Covid halted tour life, but that didn't stop Heather Maes ability to create. Not only has she created a digital music space where all are welcomed, she has created a new home with her two partners. Living in a polyamorous household the love inspires the music, and the music inspires others to love like Heather Mae.Follow Heather Mae @heathermaemusic (IG) msha.ke/heathermae or www.heathermaemusic.com (website)Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

We’re Back! Mariah and Andrew kick off season 2 with a peppery talk about Birth Control. Why isn’t there “a pill” for men? How effective is your pull out game? Can the moon decide if its time to get pregnant? Some of these questions get answered! Mariah talks about never having been on the pill, and Andrew talks about the joys of vasectomy living. (which is towards the end if you don’t care to hear a man talk about his balls)Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

We’ve all been there before: we’ve had that special partner on speed dial, left a party to talk to them on the phone, sat on a crowded MegaBus just to surprise a lover over a long weekend. But was it all worth it? When do you decide to move or move on? This week your favorite platonic thurple talks about Long Distance Relationships. All three of us have been in an LDR a time or two and boi howdy do we have some stories. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy. Buckle up buckaroos. (Also, thank us in advance for telling Andrew he cannot title this episode "LDR Soundsystem")Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIII

Hello 2021! Today is the last day of 2020 and we thought we would honor it with a special episode themed for the occasion. We talk about our intentions and hopes for the new year. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Ooof. This one is a loaded episode. Your favorite platonic thruple talks about their struggles with body dysmorphia and ED. For those of you in recovery of currently struggling, this episode could be hard to listen to if you don’t have a good support system. This episode was talked about and pushed back a few times until we were all in a space comfortable enough to tell our stories to you all. We hope that you feel like you’re not alone. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). K-THX-BIIIIIII (get it? Cause we’re bi)

Hi y’all! Let’s be thankful for all the great things 2020 has brought us??? Ok how about instead a mini episode? Your favorite platonic thruple is back and this time with a **live recording** about some good times and bad times that have occurred on the fourth Thursday of November. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Your favorite platonic thruple is back and ready to talk about all things apps and dating….Well, at least 45 minutes worth. How many times can Lauren say “courting” in one episode. How easily can Mariah size up your Tinder profile? What are Andrew’s qualifications for going on a date? What are the three of us looking for in a date? What do any of us want?! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Y’ALL IT’S BEEN A WEEK! In between waiting on the results from Wisconsin, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and then seeing them go blue….Wait….Wisconsin...Arizona...Pennsylvania!!... Is Cardi B psychic? I mean, we all **knew** “WAP” would be the anthem of 2020 but did we really ***know***? Anywho! Here’s a mini episode on how this week and this election got your fave platonic thruple feeling. It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

WHO ISNT SAD THESE DAYS?!?! But what about that Seasonal Affective Disorder, y’all?!?! You got that too? Cause these three dweebs got it and we spill ALL the deets on how we deal, how we don’t deal, and what are our tips and tricks for darker days. Lauren tells Andrew and Mariah how this high holy day is basically about contemplating if you’ve got the emotional intelligence to guess if G*d is gonna be a sassy b*tch or let you see another year. But also, agency is a thing! Is Lauren just hedging her bets? Mariah, Andrew, and Lauren talk about dating during covid, figuring out what we each are looking for (SPOILER ALERT: ZERO CLUE) and cuffing season! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

**cough cough** Puff Puff it’s the Magic Dragon! Time to talk about The Grass™ (term coined by Lauren’s Dad, thx pops). If you’re under 18, WE KNOW NOTHING. MAYBE SKIP THIS ONE? WE ARE ONLY TALKING ABOUT OREGANO. Your favorite thruple is back and this time we are talking about our first time smoking greenery! Tales of dastardly deeds, triumphant accomplishments, other things! The SATs! That one alley where all the stoner kids smoked! Getting high after being a StRaIgHtEdGe! We weave our way through designated drivers, King of the Hill, the standards of cool in high school, NOT doing drugs or alcohol! So many things! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

Your favorite thruple is here and ready to spill all the deets on how the aughts were NOT kind to us and we were not kind to the aughts. Our first episode is all about Growing Up Queer! From “what is this feeling?” to “oh shit, am I gay?” to “yes, honey, you are queer!” this episode goes through all the beginnings of our sexualities! Andrew and Mariah learn that Lauren **may** have been a nerd (gasp). Lauren and Mariah get the scoop on what Andrew knows about Rugrats!!! Andrew and Lauren learn about Mariah’s **Influencer** status. We ALL learn about each other’s first time encounters with the same-sex kinda sex! It’s a ride and we hope you enjoy! Buckle-up buckaroos! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter (@highbiready2die)! Shoot us an email if you dare (highbiandready@gmail.com). You can follow Andrew on Instagram (@andrewhallpass). You can follow Lauren on Instagram and Twitter (@spicylilscorpio). And if you want to know what an **Influencer** looks like, follow Mariah on Instagram (@mariahmirandaphoto). KTHXBAIIIIIII

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