Igno Rants on College Football

Much like those prescription pain killers your Aunt Bertha got hooked on back in ’87 — remember she nearly killed Big Jimmy and Lil’ Ray taking them out inner tubing on the power lines behind her F-250? — Igno Rants can be habit-forming. That’s why we occasionally pull back the dosage a bit. Not to […] The post Week 7 Pickcast: Too much Igno Rants will rot your brain, son appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

The sheer weirdness of 2017 college football is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. But not a fiery Armageddon, no, if 5 weeks of this insanity has taught us anything, it’s that the world will end because all the things that we used to count on — gravity, the rising and setting of the sun, […] The post Week 6 Pickcast: Up is down, left is right… DOGS AND CATS GETTING ALONG! appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

With each new season, the college football talking heads like to jabber on about how we’re always surprised by the sport. Maybe it’s not so much of a surprise so much as an inevitability — like when you’re having a nice Thanksgiving dinner with the extended family, and then that one cousin wants to talk about […] The post Week 5 Recap: Better late than nev… Ah, heck, whatever. The SEC sucks. appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

With 1/3 of the season in the books, Igno Rants has hit mid-season form. Unfortunately, the slate of games for this weekend has not as arguably the best of the bunch starts at 10:30 ET on Friday night. There’s still much to discuss, carry on about, and general ballyhoo so crank up the ol’ podcast […] The post Week 5 Pickcast: One at a time outta be enough for any man appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

It was a week when too many of the big boys struggled to look mighty against inferior opponents. Not so with Auburn and Alabama (and, OK, Georgia too, we suppose). Both on the scoreboard and statistically, these teams thoroughly dominated their SEC foe — thereby pleasing both Carey & Jeremy. Yes, yes, yes. We know who they […] The post Week 4 Recap: Just friggin’ content with the world appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

Like the inevitable, next sequel in the Fast & Furious franchise, week 3 was all hype and very little substance. True, we had some surprise games thanks to Texas and Memphis (?!), but there was a lot of deflation going on. More to the point, how do you compare performances against non-Power 5 teams? Is it the […] The post Week 3 Recap: The Eternal Sunshine (Pumping) of the Stats-Oriented Mind appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

While the Gus Bus tries to stop devolving into an Oregon Trail disaster of misery and dysentery, Auburn gets a week of cupcake delights against Mercer. Likewise, Alabama tries to get healthy hosting the Rams of Colorado State. Meh. Luckily, there’s some exciting action going on outside the Magnolia State. Check out Carey & Jeremy’s wishes […] The post Week 3 Pickcast: Forward Progress (or lack thereof) appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

Stop me if you heard this one recently: Alabama handled an overmatched team easily, but looked sloppy doing it. Auburn, filled with expectations, failed to put together a coherent offensive performance even while its defense looked good. A ho-hum Saturday for Bama and what’s become more of the same for Auburn has this Igno Rants […] The post Week 2 Recap: We got those week-in-and-week-out doldrums already appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

It looks like most of our audience will be directly under the baleful gaze of Irma this weekend and through the start of next week. Be safe, be smart everyone! And by that I mean get everything ready today so you can enjoy the quality football games on Saturday! Jeremy & Carey break down the […] The post Week 2 Pickcast: Batten down the hatches, y’all appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.

Whelp, after week one we still have 50% of CFB teams among the ranks of the unbeaten. Queue the mass hysteria for how to pick the Top 4! Already in mid-season form, Jeremy waxes excitedly about the fabulous upsides of Auburn’s big win over Georgia Southern, while Carey laments the many miscues in Bama’s victory […] The post Week 1 Recap: Ain’t no 34 point lead like an Aggie 34 point lead appeared first on Igno Rants on College Football.