Kylo Trump

Let me tell you something about the rich… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Let me tell you something about the rich… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I prefer to own sabacc parlors. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I prefer to own sabacc parlors. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Bad temperament for a leader! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Bad temperament for a leader! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I would have left the damn mines… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I would have left the damn mines… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Go after them as viciously and violently as you can. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Go after them as viciously and violently as you can. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I like people who weren’t captured, OK? Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I like people who weren’t captured, OK? Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Every guy in the country wants to go out with my sister… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Every guy in the country wants to go out with my sister… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

This galaxy is being pushed around by everyone. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

This galaxy is being pushed around by everyone. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Lyin’ Leia is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Lyin’ Leia is getting ready to totally misrepresent my foreign policy positions. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I am a whiner… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I am a whiner… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Kylo Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Kylo Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

If Lando Calrissian resigns NOW… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

If Lando Calrissian resigns NOW… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

She is reckless and dangerous! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

She is reckless and dangerous! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I thought he had the demeanor…the bearing…the thought process. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I thought he had the demeanor…the bearing…the thought process. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Is he profiling? Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Is he profiling? Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

…when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

…when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

There's nothing I love more than women, but they're really a lot different than portrayed. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

There’s nothing I love more than women, but they’re really a lot different than portrayed. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

My first day. There's no more blaster-free zones. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

My first day. There’s no more blaster-free zones. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

So you have a woman living in a rough galaxy, sorry, you can't defend yourself Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

So you have a woman living in a rough galaxy, sorry, you can’t defend yourself Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

…of which, sadly, there are many. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

…of which, sadly, there are many. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

My favorite part…is when he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

My favorite part…is when he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I don’t frankly have time for total political correctness. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I don’t frankly have time for total political correctness. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

He can do much better! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

He can do much better! Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Women have one of the great acts of all time. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

Women have one of the great acts of all time. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I fight very hard to pay as little tax as possible. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I fight very hard to pay as little tax as possible. Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice. 

I think his mind is fried… Subscribe to Kylo Trump on iTunes, or with this RSS link in your podcast client of choice.