Married With Chickens

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A podcast about being married... with chickens.

Married With Chickens


    • May 19, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Davida got her first shot, old people, bulk wine purchase, Italians, Jews, and racists at bars

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 59:31


    Davida finally got her vaccine. How do we want to be buried/cremated? Peeing on stingray stings, does that actually work? And the cat that was stuck in our basement.

    Davida recounts the holdup, ruptured eardrums, stock market losses, racist Dr. Seuss and the Royal Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 82:51


    We get the holdup story from Davida herself on this pod as well as the last time she had a gun pulled on her that resulted in a ruptured eardrum. Also, we discuss her stock market losses as well as the racist past of Dr. Suess (not a real doctor). Oh and Piers Morgan is […]

    Fancy chicken coops, Davida was mugged, Self selecting jobs, Maid-Rite, How has COVID changed you?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 57:13


    The neighbors up the hill are really flexing with their fancy chicken coops. Oh, and Davida had a gun thrust into her face at the local Shell station.

    Damn it’s dry, Jeniffer’s fall, Thanksgiving feast, dog attack and Dave Chapelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 47:54


    The winds of Santa Ana are blowing again, so there’s fires and my hands are really dry. The neighbor’s dog tried to eat the Amazon delivery driver. Oh, and Dave Chapelle is kind of a whinny brat.

    Flashing cars, Chicken Updates, Egg Glassing, Preppers, and Jeniffer’s Theme song

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 59:21


    We got some more chickens from a prepper in town. We also got her Sanford-and-Son coop. We’re still in self imposed quarantine waiting for Thanksgiving… so close. Also, we debut Jeniffer’s theme song, So turn it up!

    Coyote Hunting, The Witcher, Dutch Doors, Hunkering Down again, Mary Tyler Moore, and Theme Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 50:13


    I’m working on Jeniffer’s theme song. We’re a little low energy this go but if you listen, you’ll know why. It’s been a rough month.

    Gold Rings, Sunny is Dead, Politics, Pentecostal Paramedics, and Goop

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2020 65:11


    Well… we lost our beloved Sunny. Turns out the other chickens might be happier because of it. Oh and there’s an election combined with an overall feeling of dread hanging in the air. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking…

    Weed Gummies and Coffee are the Suburban Housewife’s Speedball. Oh, and Rat Infestations.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 64:49


    Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.

    Madeline gets Married, Devil’s Elbow, Don Williams, and John Cougar Mellencampp has no idea how to eat a hot dog.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 57:02


    Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That’s a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family members). Some people take this seriously some… not so much.

    All Power to the People, La Mesa is Burning, Home Barbershop, Chicken Swings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 59:49


    Well, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer made me look like Lloyd Christmas).

    The Imbecile in Charge, Edibles, Divorce in the Time of COVID-19, and Boxing Helena

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 77:05


    We’re not a thruple, we’re just quaran-teaming with Davida. Join us as we discuss dozens of exciting things and a couple not-so-exciting.

    We’re Done (not with the pod), Sadistic Cooks, Spying Appliances, and Little House on the Prairie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 84:51


    COVID-19 has given us depression, despair, and all the other emotions. All of them. But we VOIP with Lilli and talk about thigh high uggs, McSweeney’s, and just how racist Little House on the Prairie really was and how they tried to correct it on the TV show.

    Anxiety, Productivity, Sad Trombones, Fish & Chips, and misremembered Wilco albums

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 67:46


    It’s been a while and COVID-19 has impacted us all. We recount some of the things that caught us off guard this past month or two and try to get to the bottom of Jeniffer’s prepper tendencies. All while trying to save our house.

    Strip club yelp reviews, Is 70’s bush coming back? Super Chicken, Public Enemy and Larry David

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 67:26


    Davida is giving us her catio and we intend to re-purpose it into another chicken coop. We’re all really hoping for 70’s bush to come back… mainly out of laziness. Who leaves reviews for strip clubs, and what makes a bad one?

    Portland Parking Sucks, Breaking Horses, Year of Yes, and Captain Planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 57:25


    It’s much easier to ride a bicycle in Portland Oregon than it is to drive or even park. Some films got some awards I heard. And Jeniffer had a rough childhood.

    Carmina Burana, Alopecia, Lyme Disease, Rod Laver, and the American Dirt Controversy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 57:11


    Trump’s Border wall blew over, well part of it did anyway. Someone put see-saws on another part of the wall. And our near miss with the whole American Dirt book controversy.

    Chicken Attack! Body Odor, Fart Noises, Cold Sweats, and Air-boat Deaths

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 83:03


    A neighbor’s cat was seen chasing the chickens as they free range. Jeniffer volunteers for an electoral campaign and gets her sinuses assaulted. Oh… and air-boats!

    Meditation Music, Indians vs Native Americans, Muppets, Platypus Venom and What Marsupial Are You?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 57:01


    Why doesn’t meditation music sound strange to western ears? What do you call the indigenous people of the United States?

    New year-new you, Jim Jones, Rat Park, Summer Sausage, Ayn Rand, and Kurosawa Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 53:08


    For some reason we keep talking about nutty people. Some of whom we actually know personally – not Charles Manson surprisingly.

    Bidets, Hanging with Supermodels, Gigsville, and Colonization

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 83:55


    Merry Christmas, Kwanza, Chanukah, Festivus, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice or whatever you celebrate… or don’t. Regardless – enjoy your time with others.

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