A podcast about being married... with chickens.
Davida finally got her vaccine. How do we want to be buried/cremated? Peeing on stingray stings, does that actually work? And the cat that was stuck in our basement.
We get the holdup story from Davida herself on this pod as well as the last time she had a gun pulled on her that resulted in a ruptured eardrum. Also, we discuss her stock market losses as well as the racist past of Dr. Suess (not a real doctor). Oh and Piers Morgan is […]
The neighbors up the hill are really flexing with their fancy chicken coops. Oh, and Davida had a gun thrust into her face at the local Shell station.
The winds of Santa Ana are blowing again, so there’s fires and my hands are really dry. The neighbor’s dog tried to eat the Amazon delivery driver. Oh, and Dave Chapelle is kind of a whinny brat.
We got some more chickens from a prepper in town. We also got her Sanford-and-Son coop. We’re still in self imposed quarantine waiting for Thanksgiving… so close. Also, we debut Jeniffer’s theme song, So turn it up!
I’m working on Jeniffer’s theme song. We’re a little low energy this go but if you listen, you’ll know why. It’s been a rough month.
Well… we lost our beloved Sunny. Turns out the other chickens might be happier because of it. Oh and there’s an election combined with an overall feeling of dread hanging in the air. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking…
Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.
Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That’s a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family members). Some people take this seriously some… not so much.
Well, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer made me look like Lloyd Christmas).
We’re not a thruple, we’re just quaran-teaming with Davida. Join us as we discuss dozens of exciting things and a couple not-so-exciting.
COVID-19 has given us depression, despair, and all the other emotions. All of them. But we VOIP with Lilli and talk about thigh high uggs, McSweeney’s, and just how racist Little House on the Prairie really was and how they tried to correct it on the TV show.
It’s been a while and COVID-19 has impacted us all. We recount some of the things that caught us off guard this past month or two and try to get to the bottom of Jeniffer’s prepper tendencies. All while trying to save our house.
Davida is giving us her catio and we intend to re-purpose it into another chicken coop. We’re all really hoping for 70’s bush to come back… mainly out of laziness. Who leaves reviews for strip clubs, and what makes a bad one?
It’s much easier to ride a bicycle in Portland Oregon than it is to drive or even park. Some films got some awards I heard. And Jeniffer had a rough childhood.
Trump’s Border wall blew over, well part of it did anyway. Someone put see-saws on another part of the wall. And our near miss with the whole American Dirt book controversy.
A neighbor’s cat was seen chasing the chickens as they free range. Jeniffer volunteers for an electoral campaign and gets her sinuses assaulted. Oh… and air-boats!
Why doesn’t meditation music sound strange to western ears? What do you call the indigenous people of the United States?
For some reason we keep talking about nutty people. Some of whom we actually know personally – not Charles Manson surprisingly.
Merry Christmas, Kwanza, Chanukah, Festivus, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice or whatever you celebrate… or don’t. Regardless – enjoy your time with others.