My Crummy Teen Poetry

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Every episode - musicians Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart a selection of Eric's terrible teen poetry.

Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz


    • Dec 3, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Episode 15: Just Me and the Bats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019


    LISTENThe last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 14: Within Her Walls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019


    LISTENBefore you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline.  #supervirginFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 13: Celestial Orgasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019


    LISTENBehold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks.  #glitterbathbombFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 12: Sloppy Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019


    LISTENYoung Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 11: Kiss the Mirror

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019


    LISTENIn this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 10: Naked in the Face of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019


    LISTENIn this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 9: Maelstrom

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019


    LISTENWoah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much.  "#glossyorbsFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 8: Monolith

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019


    LISTENEric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowingFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 7: Keeping My Distance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019


    LISTENAll we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 6: Soundtrack of My Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019


     LISTENThis episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 5: Kane's Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019


    LISTENThe earliest of the poems so far. A set of potential song lyrics about... um... being an action movie star... I guess. Maybe a thriller. Whatever it was, it was direct to video. Day and night swirl with no apparent reason. #satansfaceFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 1: Words from the Walrus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019


    LISTENOh... how edgy Eric was. Charles Manson... The Beatles. Red flag. Poetry with intent to do harm. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 2: Greedy Eyes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019


    LISTENIn this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love?Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 3: The Clown Dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019


    LISTENToday... a well-worn cliche... DIES!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

    Episode 4: Rumbling Above

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019


    LISTENIn this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects in a poem? Find out. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

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