My Crummy Teen Poetry

LISTENThe last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENBefore you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline.  #supervirginFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENBehold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks.  #glitterbathbombFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENYoung Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENIn this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists? Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENIn this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENWoah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much.  "#glossyorbsFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENEric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowingFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENAll we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

 LISTENThis episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENThe earliest of the poems so far. A set of potential song lyrics about... um... being an action movie star... I guess. Maybe a thriller. Whatever it was, it was direct to video. Day and night swirl with no apparent reason. #satansfaceFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENOh... how edgy Eric was. Charles Manson... The Beatles. Red flag. Poetry with intent to do harm. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENIn this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love?Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENToday... a well-worn cliche... DIES!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com

LISTENIn this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects in a poem? Find out. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music:  https://www.epschwartz.com