Pals Watch Friends

Today we answer the age old question of how best to meet women..... it's of course by abandoning infants on public transport and heading to a bar with strangers. There's a quiz too!

We're back baby! Thanks so much for bearing with us! This is an ep we had in the bag the move, and we can finally get it out to you! We're just sorry that Friends is still awful.

This episode features: -fantastic hair action -fantastic pigeon action -nothing else

AKA "The gang does a murder". Makes sense that this show would kill off the only person in that damn building we like.

Can the upswing continue....? Ross is scared of breast milk, Rachel is scared of Julie, Monica is scared of Rachel and Joey is scared of cowboys. We are scared of how many more episodes of this there are left.

We're back baby! Season 2 is upon us Ross & Julie have landed, Rachel's in waiting. Everyone else is involved in haircuts.

This may genuinely be the worst film either of us have ever seen. Whatever you do, DON'T WATCH IT.

Before she was a Chef. Before she was a Sociopath. Before she was "Monana"! She was "Melissa", a strictly A-list NFL media mogul who lost a 12ft dolphin and hired a transphobic lunatic pet cop to track him down. God help us.

Lets wrap this thing up with a quiz, some stats and a bit of regret.

We made it! Rachel has an admirer, Joey's got a job and we uncover the incontrovertible truth that the Friends are despicable racist sociopaths.

*Gulp*Did you know Ross was having a baby? *Gulp* He is you know. *Gulp* He is. *Gulp* There's a baby. *Gulp* It's coming. *Gulp* It's real.

Good news guys, Monica's dating kids now. At least Greg's too hungover to remember it though.

Or as Greg calls it, "The one where Monica's credit card gets stolen, she decides to catch the thief." Catchy.

Guess who's back, back again. Barry's back, with the Friends. We try to be upbeat, will it work?

'Monkey' means 'Penis' guys, can we just agree on that. Jesus.

We pick over this "classic" episode where the gang discover poker, and do nothing else. Is Ross a nice guy? Did Rach actually 'lose' a job. But most importantly, what's Greg's take on 'Book Guy'?

What a nail-biting week! How have you coped!? We get to the bottom of the crossover, also we've got hunky doctors and a man with an enormous book. What else do you want from us you greedy little pigs?

I don't know what to say about this one. We spend 97% of the episode totally missing the point. I think we both finished this episode with more enthusiasm for Friends than ever. But don't worry - its till AWFUL.

I know, I know, I know. I'm late. But we've done you a jumbo episode, so shut up about it! John Lovitz is here to save the day. And there's 6 chumps.

Its Valentine's Day & love is in the air! Well no. everyone (bar Joey) is miserable. But that's how things go in New York Shitty

Arron watched this episode drunk. It helped. Greg was not drunk. He hated it.

We made it through 12 episodes!! We've got stats, we've got a quiz, we've got best pal of the 1/2 season. The only thing we don't have is the will to continue!!

THE HALF WAY MARK!!! Greg's brought us a treat, and its a good job too, because the episode didn't. But we do get our first hug from Joey & Chandler!

This episode of "Sit-Com" Friends features one joke. Send help.

Monica throws a party, Ross throws a tantrum & some woman throws a punch at Rachel. Plus Phoebe falls in love in under 6 days.

It's Thanksgiving (quite soon), and the Friends are on top form! No they aren't - they're terrible. We are jealous of underdog that he got away and we are still stuck here with these guys. What are you thankful for?

Like sweetener, falling from a hole in the ceiling, a new episode drops on your head. Nana is dead, Chandler is gay and Friends still isn't funny.

Digitalspy thinks this a top 15 episode. We think its so bad that we discuss coffee machines.

The best named episode so far. Chandler moves on from Janice, Joey gets his big break and Greg gets a quiz.

Will they, won't they? We don't care. Joey and Monica are sociopaths, Ross and Rachel wash their pants, Chandler and Phoebe go missing.

Hello chums! We're back, and so are some of Rachel's awful friends. The gang have a wonderful evening; the boys visit the hospital and the girls perv on a middle aged man.

We're back! What's Joey eating? What's Ross wearing? Who's Monica dating? And Greg's brought a quiz!

We're back to take a gander at episode 2. How is Ross coping with his wife leaving him? How is Rachel adjusting to life in the city? What THE HELL is going on with Joey's hair?

AKA "The one where it all began" Arron and Greg watch and discuss the first episode of Friends. We meet the whole gang. Who is our best friend? Who's our Worst Friend? Who has the most embarrassing hair?