Talking Dressage with Harry Rival Lee

Learn how to become a sommelier of Fine Water, how putting an egg on anything makes it a breakfast food and about the disappointing scientific discovery that all space blackholes actually lead to this one cafe in Chelmer

Learn how to talk to absolutely anyone, why to invest in EB Games and how a siamese-twin folk duo is the last remaining piece of the pop music jigsaw

Learn how male gambling addictions are fixing the gender pay gap, why not to trust people with beards even if they're telling the factual truth, and why language barriers are impeding the UN's campaign to end the global cultivation and sale of pepitas

Learn about Brisbane's dark underbelly of fedora sex parties, how political punk bands went broke during Obama's 8-year presidency, and an effective but highly illegal way of removing bush turkeys from your garden.

Learn about the dangers of vision boards, how Jim's Mowing was rumoured to be a member of Bristol-based trip hop group Massive Attack and the grade 12 art project behind Brisbane Broncos' terrible form last footy season.

Learn how to consciously uncouple so well you get back together with your almost-ex, why there is so much penis in European cinema and why Mechanic Steve tips a bit of his beer out before drinking it.

Learn about SlowCookerCam (the innovative new start-me-up start up company funded by the Rolling Stones) and the perils of sharehousing with Michael Klim and hear some live music from Liam Morton and Daisy.

Learn about the #CliffRichardsaythanks viral movement, the subtle differences between boot bol and spag bol, and why elevator small-talk should be in acronyms to save effort.

Learn how Tasmanian Tigers incessantly howling Kylie Minogue hits may have contributed to their man-made extinction, how an underbelly of ska musicians are playing the government and politicians like master trumpeteers and some bad business ideas involving cucumber glasses and putting XXXXL t-shirt 'billboards' on big people

Learn how ABC staff are staying back at work to make deep-fake sex tapes using Karl Marx's face, how the pursuit of a standout online dating profile is contributing to orphan trafficking in third world countries and the best way to spend 24 hours in London during coronavirus lockdown!

Learn about the art of looting, the surprisingly easy way to get a plaque in Brunswick Mall and the similarities between coronavirus and the hickey on your wife's neck that your brother gave her

Learn why never to kick a fairy nest, how to say thank you like a wuss to balance out the aggressive ringing of a bike bell and how traumatic childhood memories of civil war could be the secret to making your GPS school first XV

Learn why never to take a sick day, how to break up with someone and shoo off a telemarketer with the same line, and nothing about dressage.

The Trivia Special!

Learn the one simple trick to get into the Berghein (bring your ID), whether deaf people can be schizophrenic and how you're not really polite until you send a personal thank you card to each person who likes your Facebook profile pic.

Learn about UQ Law Revue 2019, the similarities between marriage and sneezes and the Tinder line that works every time.

Learn how the Poles meddled with the Australian election, when to invest in property based on the strictness of nightclub dress codes and how to subtly let people know you're in Bali by posting a Facebook status wondering if anyone knows of a good masseuse there

Learn about the enigmatic 'Pumpkin Man' of Indooroopilly and his nasty habit of self-pleasuring at busy intersections, why you should ensure you don't make a lady cry if she is the wife of a professional shooter from Perth nicknamed Psycho, and whether it's possible to not be a wanker if you describe your occupation as 'freelance barista'

Learn why Prince Philip was really driving that night (pasta addiction), who the 'Fortitude Valley Vigilante' is, and how to make real money by being the drummer in a comedy band.

Learn about the real Roger Federer they don't show you on primetime television, the hilarious misunderstandings that ensue from having a rural property named 'Cronulla', and how to turn ordinary foods into super foods.

Learn about bands playing pro-Adani fundraisers, how Rudolph overcame relentless cyberbullying and the big red zit on his nose only to be put at the front of the sleigh where he hits flying birds and gets bugs in his teeth and why you should fight any academic from your local university.

Learn about the similarities between Melbourne teachers and African warlords, the secret behind Jon Bon Jovi's immaculate white teeth and whether the #metoo movement has affected the thriving Ukrainian wife market.

Learn how reverse nepotism is crippling the suburban bakery industry, how singing songs about how awesome developers are could tap into a very lucrative market, and about the one little-known exception to the rule against urinating in public.

Learn about the strong link between poor town planning and drug overdoses at EDM festivals, about Roger Federer's double life as a replicant, and how maths can be racist.

Learn how resurrection is "who you know, not what you know" business and depends only on who your father is, about the perils of intermittent use of Spanish in everyday conversation, and whether horses do actually sadistically enjoy horse racing.

Learn why you should never accept relationship advice from Ronan Keating, about the little known Titanic Sequel and the benefits of drinking a pint of palm oil every evening.

Learn how Charles Darwin was actually arguing for polygamy, about a star-studded Velvet Underground pizza-themed parody band, and how to discern Oxford St Sydney from Oxford St Bulimba

Learn why to never pretend you're a tourist when catching a cab, why serious data breaches are seriously good for everyone and all about the late 2017 Auchenflower underground garage rock scene

Learn how I quite literally bust a nut to make this show, what a Paul and Ronan Keating collaboration sounds like, and a short history of gluten free tortillas

Learn how to escape the Altandi vortex when your Gold Coast train breaks the speed of light, about the perils of a racist lookalike, and why Booka Shade should play more country music sets

Learn what Twinfolds mean by "I'll follow you to the Red Light", what the meaning of life is, and about the infamous Coogee Bay poop sundae

Learn how to become a champion Olympic walker by busting to go to the toilet on first dates, how to make a fake movie quote part of common parlance, and where to go out in Townsville (even if you're only visiting the place to dump excess pool chemicals)

Learn how to defend yourself at Wynnum, how complete loyalty to your spouse will bring about the downfall of civilisation itself, and how ghosts simply cannot be real

Learn about the town that time forgot, why you need to learn the oboe to keep your girl, and hear the new Vance Joy album in its entirety!