When three best bros perish in a tragic car crash, they find themselves whisked off to Hell, where they are forced by the lord of darkness, Satan, to record a podcast reviewing the worst movies ever made. For them, it's punishment. For you, it's a hilarious good time! This is TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
This week, the boys return to their roots, and we're not referring to the time Terry turned them all into skin-trees that only bore fruit with their own screaming faces on them. No, we're ditching the big budget baddies to head to the '80s for pure action shlock with SAMURAI COP! Join Evan, Evan, Scott and special guest David Toler for a discussion on uncomfortable sex scenes, what qualifies as a katana, and the value of discussing the weiner size of your action movie protagonist. All this and more, on this episode of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
Weep and despair, puny mortals! After 3 months of packing novelty t-shirts in the furthest recesses of Hell, Terrible Movie Hell returns! Considering it's October, our eternally damned boys sit down to celebrate the spookiest month of the year by watching a movie so shitty, it's SCARY!: 2010's Avatar: The Last Airbender! Thrill as your hosts grapple with clunky acting, dumb characters, and a story that culminates in stabbing a fish in a bag. All this and more, on the glorious return of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
In this episode of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL, our eternally damned boys are joined by Atlanta rapper/loud-and-proud slimeball MICHAEL MYERZ! Paying a visit to his timeshare in Hell (hey, even Satan has to diversify his holdings!), Myerz sits in for a viewing of so-early-2000's-it-hurts classic, Thirteen Ghosts (on VHS, no less)! The group discusses the normcore fashion stylings of Matthew Lillard, the majesty of Titty Ghost, and just how many Tech Decks this annoying child owns. All this and more, on this extra special episode of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
After many weeks of ironic tortures (seriously demons, how many times are you going to pull the "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" bit?), your favorite damned boys return to deliver unto you a big heaping helping of cinematic dreck. Tommy Lee Jones phoning it in? Check. Jermaine Clement's best Batman voice? Check. Shockingly dumb shoehorned in plot twists? Oh, you best believe that's a check, which can only mean it's MEN IN BLACK 3! So grab your Noisy Cricket and settle in for a spirited discussion on the worst three-quel this side of Spider-Man 3 on TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
Terrible Movie Hell RETURNS, and we're coming out swinging with one of the strangest films in cinematic history. That's right, we're suffering through DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS! Filled with more unnecessary boob shots and cartoon skeleton hands than you could shake carnivorous mattress at, this movie pushes our plucky damned boys to their breaking point. Hear it all on this weeks episode of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
The boys thought they knew torture. The boys thought they knew suffering. And then they encountered Battlefield Earth. That's right, this episode sees your favoritest damned souls tackle one of the certifiably WORST movies of all time! Join Evan, Evan, and Scott as they discuss John Travolta's dreads, the ramifications of an evil space corporation, and everyone's favorite hero, Johnny B. Goode. THIS WEEK, ON TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
This week, our eternally damned boys suffer through a movie that is far from F4NTASTIC! Oof, typing that physically hurt. That's right, Terrible Movie Hell finally dips their hellfire-scorched toes into superhero movies with 2015's FANTASTIC FOUR! Join Evan, Evan, and Scott as they discuss terrible wigs, how rad a body horror Fantastic Four would be, and losing the will to live thanks to the dialogue of this film. All this and more, on TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
It's time for a movie so bad, it made the boys wanna Emoji Pop themselves through the brain. On this episode of TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL, the one and only SATAN arrives to vent his frustrations to our hapless crew, sending the trio to endure the cinematic torture that is THE EMOJI MOVIE! Join the boys as they talk Pitbull, the confusing logic behind nanobot robots, and generally lose the will to live from this godawful movie.
Just in time for the yuletide season, it's TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL! This episode, the boys are subjected to JACK FROST, the best/worst killer snowman movie ever, while also contending with a skittering horror and the ramifications of being turned into human Christmas stockings. So grab your hot coco and your festive sweater and settle in for TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
Hey, you got your bloated, out-of-work pro wrestlers in my zombie movie! Hey, you got your zombies in my bloated, out-work pro wrestlers! Yes, it's Dawn Of The Dead meets the saddest parts of Aronofsky's The Wrestler: it's PRO WRESTLERS VS ZOMBIES! This week on TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
The boys reminisce over Scott's first ever ripping-in-twaining, meet Nuktuk The Pillager, and discuss just about the worst Italian Mad Max/The Warriors rip-off you ever done saw. This week on TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
Scott upsets a demon, and the boys endure a terrible movie theoretically about wrestling-related murder, but more about terrible porn puns and fat friend exposition. This week on TERRIBLE MOVIE HELL!
In our inaugural episode, the boys adjust to Hell and discuss the giant monster dumpster fire Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus.