The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi

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The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi


    • Sep 21, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    09 – How to Write a Mythos 01

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 57:26


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Non-explicit mentions of sexual arousal Mentions of sexual intent Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found […]

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    05 – The Storm Wraith and the Three Krayt Scales

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 32:54


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 154:57


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 143:27


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this time! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2023 185:36


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood Graphic Description of Ritualistic Self-Harm (not more than a nick, and only enough to get a few drops of blood) Graphic Description of Animal Sacrifice Trance States Storms Lightning Impacts Animal Death Alcohol Mentions of Death and Murder Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 131:08


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of Torture (no actual torture) Descriptions of Blood Confrontation of Deep-seated Trauma Threats Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2023 157:36


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Violence and Battle Blood and Gore Murder Darth Vader Disembowelment Maiming Decapitation Strangulation Darth Vader Kidnapping Threats Falling From Great Heights Darth Vader Death by Fall Storms Darth Vader Storm Wraith Tearful Reunions Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 122:47


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Climbing on top of a moving vehicle Gunfire Murder Explosions Murder Blood and Injuries Murder Vehicle Crash Murder Falling from Heights Did I Mention The Murder? Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 14

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 127:35


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Public Intoxication Drunken Sexual Harassment Ignoring of the word “no” Threats Bodily Harm Allusions to victim blaming (no actual victim blaming) Allusions to rape Frank discussions of power dynamics, sexual assault, and slavery More threats Bribery Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 13

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 137:14


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Zev's Massive Gay Panic Grenades Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Blood Looting of Dead Bodies Heavy Weather Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 134:02


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Threats Non-lethal Strangulation Graphic Descriptions of Corpses Description of Impromptu Autopsy Aftereffects of Lethal Poisoning Darth Vader Graphic Descriptions of Interrogation Graphic Descriptions of Non-consensual Mind-Reading/Mind Rape Seizure Symptom Imagery Darth Vader Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Graphic Descriptions of Body Horror Body Bags Darth Vader's Attitude Welcome […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 151:38


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Graphic Descriptions of Character Deaths/Murder Graphic Descriptions of Poisoning Alien Morality Storm winds Slavery Madness Psychological Warfare Lethal Mutilation Threats Graphic Descriptions of Puppy Dog Eyes Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 69:48


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic Descriptions of Pain Graphic Descriptions of Wound Care Surprise Tests Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 09

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 63:16


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Blood Graphic Description of Non-consensual Mind Reading/Mind Rape Graphic Description of Seizure-like Symptoms Vader Threats Reckless Driving Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 08

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023 135:01


    The Trigger List: Threats Casual Transphobia Non-consensual outing of a transgender person Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore Gun Threats Gun violence Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Corpses Graphic Descriptions of Explosions and their fallout Character Death (minor) Smoke Grenades Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai […]

    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 07

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2023 96:00


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  –Graphic descriptions of a panic attack Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 06

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 101:59


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  -Poison -Not Poisoning Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 05

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2023 84:37


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 04

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 50:37


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 03

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 80:50


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Non-consensual Mind Reading Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 02

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 56:03


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 01

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 75:29


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 110:14


    Special Thanks to the following for contributing their voices to Chapter 18:  Jackdaw_kraai, Sakkiko, Jaina, Deerstalker_Clad, Jinxster99, Bumi CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2022 89:11


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 70:23


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 57:43


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Mentions of Murder, Infection, and Biting Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 70:20


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 62:03


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 49:01


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Potential trigger for trypophobia Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 68:10


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Graphic Descriptions of Murder Graphic Descriptions of Malicious Body Transformation Graphic Descriptions of Gore (Blood, Bone, Organs, ect.) Mercy Kill via lethal injection (off-screen) Panic and Fear Hunting Vomiting Graphic Descriptions of Vomiting up Gore Graphic Descriptions of Broken Necks Graphic Descriptions of Crushed and Torn Bodies Graphic Descriptions of Malicious Body Transformation […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2022 71:58


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Discussions of surgery Descriptions of someone being influenced by anesthetics Disturbingly insensitive mention of a suicide Mob mentality Hysteria Graphic descriptions of executions Vader Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 83:04


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Threats and discussions of torture (no actual torture) Graphic descriptions of institutional violence/police brutality Frank discussions of one's own execution Mentions of an off-screen execution Blood Graphic descriptions of a corpse Graphic descriptions of the aftermath of a suicide (No on-screen suicide) Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 09

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 74:44


    CONTENT WARNINGS:  Descriptions of a minor emotional breakdown Discussions of surgery Discussions of abuse victim mentalities Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 08

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 57:37


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 07

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 49:42


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 06

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 57:05


    CONTENT WARNINGS: -Descriptions of a limb stump -Graphic descriptions of a panic attack -Graphic descriptions of a breakdown Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 05

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 54:00


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 04

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 53:32


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Waking up during surgery Graphic descriptions of Pain and Injury Graphic Body Horror Drowning Imagery (no actual drowning) Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 03

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 39:20


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of severe burns Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 02

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 38:00


    CONTENT WARNINGS: Graphic descriptions of pain Graphic descriptions of severe burn wounds Graphic descriptions of loss of limb Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on […]

    03 – How To Design Your Own Prosthesis – Chapter 01

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 31:53


    CONTENT WARNINGS: None this chapter! Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be […]

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022 68:31


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 10

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 58:40


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 09

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 81:40


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 08

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 44:46


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 07

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 105:13


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 06

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 30:42


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 05

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 52:17


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 04

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 19:45


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 03

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 41:24


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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    02 – How To Give A Presentation – Chapter 02

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 25:27


    Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

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