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FSF Star Wars RPG Episode 37: Correllian Escape Pod-Plan: Under the growing threat of Imperial tanks and Stormtroopers, our merry band of Heroes are able to skirt the mass of impending doom with a mix of explosives and cunning, but mostly explosives. Creating a crater on the streets, the team is able to get back to the saftey of Yjim's sheets. With a bid placed to fix the destroyed Orphanage, collateral damage equaling profit, our bantering band of bellicose brutes, flexing their muscular brains, devise a plot to bring the local governor to the Star Destroyer in orbit to peruse their glorious new quarters. With handy-work and a montage time-lapse, the Crew capably bring up their prey into the trap, from a parade on Correllia into the lavish pod of exploding escape, the terrifying display managed to show off the might of the uber boom-booms, while wiping out a major chunk of the Empire's leadership and resources of the shipyards in orbit. Escaping the chaos of space clutter in the slow moving Tug and being obfuscated in several layers of corporate-contract red-tape, our Iron-clad Iconoclasts mange victory with a volcanic-like eruption in space and head back, to regroup with the Point-leader Pivot... Now for the continuing Saga of FSF's Star Wars RPG!!! ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! Follow our gamers - Sam from Growing Up Skywalker - @growingupskywalker on Instagram Casey Plott - @Plottimus21 on Instagram Ben Reilly - @hearty_healer on Instagram Kathleen - @kathleenfwass on Instagram GM John - @athair_honora / @fsfpopcast_rpg on Instagram Tim - @fsfpopcast on Instagram For more on our show partners - Level Up Sabers https://bit.ly/FSFLevelUpSabers Win free loot - sign up here - www.fsfpopcast.com/contact Tim Beisiegels articles - https://couchsoup.com/author/byeseagull For more on our Show - Join our Patreon: / fsfpopcast Join our Discord! / discord Visit our website: https://www.fsfpopcast.com FSF PopCast on BlueSky, Instagram, and Threads - @fsfpopcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Welcome to Episode 419 of WSTR! This episode's topics include: - Special guest: Brandon Wainerdi, author of Encyclopedia of Starfighters! - How important is vehicle lore to Star Wars? - Visions gives the most twisted Stormtrooper story yet - ...and much, much, more! For all your galactic news and talk needs, this is the podcast you've been looking for - tune in to WSTR Galactic Public Access! Email: mailbox@wstrmedia.com Voicemail: (630) 557-9787

Next week starts our Mandalorian rewatch... let's get ready by revisiting those heady days of 2019 when we didn't know what to expect from the first live action Star Wars TV show!Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

We are thirteen years into the Disney era of Star Wars... what's worked? What hasn't? And what does the future look like? We could debate for hours, but get some insight in 15 (okay 16) minutes today.Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

Enjoy this blast from the past! Originaly released and created by the first ever Star Wars podcast who was also named Jedi Talk! These originally released beginning in 1999. Check out our episode from Star Wars Podcast Day 2025 to learn more.  Star Wars Podcast Day 2025 - The Unintended Legacy of Jedi Talk https://youtu.be/dNBzgK_0sJM?si=zyyiYSyEjonTBUSa  

 Mike has an intense encounter with a mysterious cosplayer. by AlexRaistov, Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  The con has been fairly packed this year. And now that they're getting some big name guests, like Doctor Who's Matt Smith and Alex Kingston are here. I think it's going to give Fan Expo Boston a run for its money. Hell, maybe even New York ComiCon. I think the fact that the convention center is connected to the hotel is a huge advantage.The contest was at 2pm this afternoon, so I wanted to head over and register early. Making my way through the crowds, I got stopped a couple of times to do the “Gaston Pose” with the Wolverine claws popped out. There was even a couple dressed as Beauty and the Beast, so we got a couple of pics together. I'll text them to you later. Needless to say I got there later than I expected, so I was second to last in line. But it was fine because while I was waiting my turn to go up on stage, I found myself chatting with a dude from New York who was up with his buddy for the weekend. The guy was dressed as mashup of Deadpool and Eleven from Stranger Things. It was hysterical: a full Deadpool costume but with a blonde wig and dress. We got to talking about the con and cosplaying and after a few minutes he said with a chuckle, “Dude, be careful. I think the local law enforcement is checking you out.” I gave him a strange look because I had no fucking clue what he was talking about. He motioned with his head and I turned around. So picture this: two girls, both in variations of the ‘Slave Leia' bikini from ‘Return of the Jedi.' One girl's costume was all white and she was wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. The other was in all black, wearing a Darth Vader mask and a flowing cape. And holy shit their bodies were fucking amazing. You know I've always been a boob man. Both girls were easily 32-34B and their brassieres were doing a wonderful job of highlighting their fantastic assets. Both of them had stunning hourglass figures. When ‘Madame Vader' turned and leaned in to say something to her Stormtrooper, it was pretty clear by the amount of skin she was showing, there was most likely nothing under the long black loincloth. I watched as the Stormtrooper nodded to something ‘Madame Vader' said. At this point I didn't know what else to call her. She then lifted her prop gun and started walking in our direction. “You're in for it now man,” said Eleven Deadpool. The sexy Stormtrooper came right up to me and pointed her weapon. “You. Rebel Scum,” she barked, “You're to come with me immediately.” I raised my eyebrow, my cigar jammed firmly in my teeth. I figured what the hell, if we were gonna do this, have fun with it. “Rebel scum?” I growled, “Sweetheart, do I look like rebel scum to you?” The trooper pressed the nozzle of her weapon into my chest. “Now.” I glanced over to Eleven Deadpool who shrugged, “Don't look at me man. I'm a mercenary, remember?” I leaned in towards the Stormtrooper and grunted, “You know, no one fights like Gaston. And with these claws I bet it would be an interesting fight. But okay, I'm game.” As I stepped away from the line, I heard my new friend shout, “Vaya Con Dios, my son! Go with God.” The Stormtrooper led me over to 'Madame Vader' who had her hands on her curvy hips. I also got a chance to admire her thigh-high black boots, laced up the front with buckles going up the sides. She had a black belt around her waist which hung a light saber hilt. As I got closer and saw a tan line on her exposed hip, I was convinced more than ever that she was wearing nothing underneath. 'Madame Vader' looked at me from head to toe. “Something I can do for you?” I said in my best Hugh Jackman voice. For a moment she stood there silently. I almost expected to hear the raspy Vader breathing. “You!” she said finally in a commanding but very sultry voice, “will follow me. There will be no questions. Is that understood?” So okay, you know I don't like games or bullshit or anything like that. But there was something about this situation…I'm just gonna say it: I got rock hard. I swore my dick was going to explode out of my pants. Again, I can practically hear you laughing. But we've always been pretty open about this kind of shit, so obviously I'm not going to stop now. Anyway, I rubbed my scruffy chin, (careful not to poke myself with my claws, and took the cigar out of my mouth. “You're Jedi mind tricks ain't working here, sister,” I snarled, “But I'll play along for now.” Without another word, she turned, her cloak sweeping behind her. I felt a poke in my back: the Stormtrooper was nudging me to start moving. I followed 'Madame Vader' around a large curtain that led to behind the stage. From there we walked to a set of doors that led to a maintenance corridor. Now I'm not going to lie, this was all starting to make me a little bit nervous. Sexy as these two were, I had no idea who they were, what they looked like under their helmets or what was really going on. I was just about to say enough is enough and head back into the main convention floor when we stopped in front of another door marked “storage.” 'Madame Vader' reached down with one of her gloved hands and pulled down on the handle, opening the door. “Inside,” she commanded. I looked at her and the Stormtrooper, who appeared to be setting up for guard duty. I shrugged and stepped inside. The room was full of stacked chairs and folding tables. One table was set up with a few chairs around it. There were some papers on top of it. My guess is some of the Con organizers had probably used this room for planning the floor layout. The door closed and it was just me and 'Madame Vader' in the room. As she walked past me, her hands lifted up and unlocked the chain holding her cape together. She let it drop to the floor. With the cloak gone, I was able to get a better look at her body. The thin straps of her black brassiere didn't fully cover her tan lines, so I could tell she definitely enjoyed spending time in the sun. She was also more toned than I realized, though her hips still had a very lovely curve to them. Sure enough, the rear loincloth, which had up until now been hidden by her cape, was a little bit narrower than the front one, and her amazing ass, cheeks were poking out ever so slightly on either side. With her still to me, she turned her masked head slightly. “I understand no one fights like Gaston,” she said, continuing with a deep, ominous voice. “So I hear,” I replied gruffly. “I wonder,” she said with a dramatic pause, “if no one fucks like Gaston?” Now you know it takes a hell of a lot to throw me for a loop and leave me speechless. But there I was, eyes wide and my mouth partially open in shock. 'Madame Vader' removed her gloves, revealing black nail polish on perfectly manicured fingers. “No response?” she mused, “Well perhaps not in words. But other parts of you appear to,” she pointed at my bulging crotch, “be speaking for themselves.” Now let me just remind you, she was still wearing that fucking helmet. I literally had no idea who this person was. And, God help me, I was turned on like never before. She walked over and sat on the edge of the folding table, her legs spread and the black loincloth falling between them. Slowly she lifted the cloth to the side, confirming what I had all but surmised from the minute I saw her. Her bare pussy was now right there for me to see. Her puffy pink lips were wide open, glistening and extremely inviting. “This is fucking crazy.” I said aloud. “The door is right behind you,” 'Madame Vader' replied nonchalantly, “My guard is only outside to ensure we are not disturbed. If you wish to leave you can at any time.” She reached down between her legs and spread her pussy lips wider while her fingers began to explore her tantalizing, wet hole. “Alternatively, you could come over here, eat me out and then bend me over this table and fuck me from behind.” So again, you know it takes a lot to stun me. And believe me, I was stunned. But I'm also not fucking stupid. I removed my gloves with the Wolverine claws built in and set them on the closest chair next to me. I then made my way over to the table and sank to my knees in front of 'Madame Vader.' I inhaled the wonderful, sweet musky smell that was coming from her pussy. I was just about to dive in when I stopped and looked up at her, “I don't suppose you're taking that off, are you?” “Are you going to ask questions that you already know the answer to, or are you going to begin,” she said ominously. I shook my head, “No ma'am.” I replied and dove into her beautiful, wet slit. I let my tongue casually explore her red pussy lips, enjoying the sweet and savory flavor. There was an aching moan from under the mask. “More,” she whimpered, dropping the authoritative tone in her voice. My tongue began to flick up and down quickly. Her hands slammed down and gripped the edge of the table as she began to grind her pelvis in my face. I brought my hand up to my mouth and paused my licking just briefly to lick my thumb. As I resumed, I let my thumb slip into the upper folds of her slit, searching for her clit. It wasn't hard to find – it was like a small cherry pit, hard and inviting. Her breaths came shallow and for a moment I wondered if she was going to pass out under the helmet. “Please,” she begged without the slightest hint of any of her former bravado, “Oh God, I'm so close.” My thumb kept playing with her pulsing button as I licked feverishly. After several more seconds I withdrew my thumb and attacked her clit directly with my tongue. That was the right move to push her right over the edge. “Oh my god oh my god oh my God,” she cried under her mask, “I'm coming. Oh Jesus yes! Yes!” Her body convulsed and contorted as my face was showered by her intense orgasm. I kept lapping though, enjoying the sweet juices slicking her thighs and my face. Slowly, her tremors began to subside as she leaned back onto her elbows on the table. I stood up over her. “Are you sure you don't want to take that mask off?” I asked, genuinely concerned. “I,” she stammered, still slightly out of breath, “I like it this way.” She shifted forward off the table and stood in front of me. “And now,” she said, trying to regain some of her earlier in-character composure, “I believe you have another service to provide.” She reached forward and unbuckled my costume belt, letting it drop to the floor. She then lifted up my shirt slightly and undid my pants. Her fingers grasped the fabric of both my pants and underwear and pulled down, freeing my throbbing and aching cock. “Excellent.” 'Madame Vader' said with a slight nod, “I was right to choose you.” She turned around and bent over the table, resting on her forearms. I took a step forward and lifted the rear loincloth of her costume, exposing a perfectly tanned ass (string bikinis for the win). I adjusted my position, spread her cheeks slightly and guided myself into her soaking wet hole. Her pussy lips wrapped perfectly around the head of my cock and we stayed in that position for a moment. Then slowly I inched forward until I was completely buried inside her. “Yes,” she hissed softly. I placed my hands on her hips and began slow, rhythmic motions. She was so wet, every thrust was a silky smooth ride. But I could still feel her pussy walls constrict around my shaft every time I moved back and forth. Her body began to match my movements, her ass and pelvis pushing backwards against me. There was a brief moment when I was extremely tempted to reach forward and attempt to knock the helmet off her head. Would she stop this incredible moment or were we too far gone that she wouldn't care? But the sound of her ass slapping against my lower abdomen shook me out of the thought. “Fuck it,” I think I said out loud as I increased the speed of my thrusts. “Yes baby,” she cried, “Yes, god yes. Come for me baby. Come inside me.” Before I could protest, she added, “It's fine. I'm protected. Just come. Come deep inside me, please!” I continued pumping her pussy until I felt that familiar tingling sensation at the base of my cock. I started tensing up, “Oh fuck, I'm coming!” I thrust one final time and stayed there as far in her as I could while my sperm erupted from my dick, filling the depths of her pussy. She gasped, “Oh god, I can feel you filling me up so much!” She wasn't kidding, because just a few seconds later I felt the wonderful mix of her juices and my cum spilling out of her pussy. I took a step back, then pivoted so that I was leaning against the table next to her. “That was,” I gasped, still trying to guess what she looked like under the mask, “insane.” Slowly, she rose off the table, the loincloth slipping back down on its own to cover her bare ass. “Seriously,” I said, watching as she silently stepped over to pick up her cloak and gloves, “please tell me who the hell you are. Or that we can meet up again?” She made her way to the door and stopped. Her hands slowly made their way up towards her helmet and grasped it on both sides. And then they dropped back down. “If you find me,” came the ominous voice from under the mask, “then we will see.” She opened the door, where I caught a glimpse of her friend waiting, and slipped out. The door closed behind her, leaving me in the room in a daze with my pants half way down my legs and my flaccid, wet dick now feeling the chill of the storage room's air conditioning. Realizing there was no one outside guarding the room anymore, I quickly zipped up, gathered my costume accessories and got the fuck out of the room. I stumbled into the hallway and made my way quickly back to the convention hall. Naturally neither girl was anywhere to be seen in a crowd of other cosplayers and attendees. I made my way out of the convention center, back through to the hotel and came up to my room. And that's where I am right now. Like I said, I tried calling you. And then I opened my tablet and started writing. Needless to say I have no clue who won the cosplay contest. Maybe Deadpool/Eleven. And of course I can hear you saying, “I think I pretty much 'won' anyway!” LOL But seriously, I have to find her again. There's two more days left to the con. I'll keep you posted, cuz. Love ya! By AlexRaistov, for Literotica

 Mike has an intense encounter with a mysterious cosplayer. by AlexRaistov, Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.  The con has been fairly packed this year. And now that they're getting some big name guests, like Doctor Who's Matt Smith and Alex Kingston are here. I think it's going to give Fan Expo Boston a run for its money. Hell, maybe even New York ComiCon. I think the fact that the convention center is connected to the hotel is a huge advantage.The contest was at 2pm this afternoon, so I wanted to head over and register early. Making my way through the crowds, I got stopped a couple of times to do the “Gaston Pose” with the Wolverine claws popped out. There was even a couple dressed as Beauty and the Beast, so we got a couple of pics together. I'll text them to you later. Needless to say I got there later than I expected, so I was second to last in line. But it was fine because while I was waiting my turn to go up on stage, I found myself chatting with a dude from New York who was up with his buddy for the weekend. The guy was dressed as mashup of Deadpool and Eleven from Stranger Things. It was hysterical: a full Deadpool costume but with a blonde wig and dress. We got to talking about the con and cosplaying and after a few minutes he said with a chuckle, “Dude, be careful. I think the local law enforcement is checking you out.” I gave him a strange look because I had no fucking clue what he was talking about. He motioned with his head and I turned around. So picture this: two girls, both in variations of the ‘Slave Leia' bikini from ‘Return of the Jedi.' One girl's costume was all white and she was wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. The other was in all black, wearing a Darth Vader mask and a flowing cape. And holy shit their bodies were fucking amazing. You know I've always been a boob man. Both girls were easily 32-34B and their brassieres were doing a wonderful job of highlighting their fantastic assets. Both of them had stunning hourglass figures. When ‘Madame Vader' turned and leaned in to say something to her Stormtrooper, it was pretty clear by the amount of skin she was showing, there was most likely nothing under the long black loincloth. I watched as the Stormtrooper nodded to something ‘Madame Vader' said. At this point I didn't know what else to call her. She then lifted her prop gun and started walking in our direction. “You're in for it now man,” said Eleven Deadpool. The sexy Stormtrooper came right up to me and pointed her weapon. “You. Rebel Scum,” she barked, “You're to come with me immediately.” I raised my eyebrow, my cigar jammed firmly in my teeth. I figured what the hell, if we were gonna do this, have fun with it. “Rebel scum?” I growled, “Sweetheart, do I look like rebel scum to you?” The trooper pressed the nozzle of her weapon into my chest. “Now.” I glanced over to Eleven Deadpool who shrugged, “Don't look at me man. I'm a mercenary, remember?” I leaned in towards the Stormtrooper and grunted, “You know, no one fights like Gaston. And with these claws I bet it would be an interesting fight. But okay, I'm game.” As I stepped away from the line, I heard my new friend shout, “Vaya Con Dios, my son! Go with God.” The Stormtrooper led me over to 'Madame Vader' who had her hands on her curvy hips. I also got a chance to admire her thigh-high black boots, laced up the front with buckles going up the sides. She had a black belt around her waist which hung a light saber hilt. As I got closer and saw a tan line on her exposed hip, I was convinced more than ever that she was wearing nothing underneath. 'Madame Vader' looked at me from head to toe. “Something I can do for you?” I said in my best Hugh Jackman voice. For a moment she stood there silently. I almost expected to hear the raspy Vader breathing. “You!” she said finally in a commanding but very sultry voice, “will follow me. There will be no questions. Is that understood?” So okay, you know I don't like games or bullshit or anything like that. But there was something about this situation…I'm just gonna say it: I got rock hard. I swore my dick was going to explode out of my pants. Again, I can practically hear you laughing. But we've always been pretty open about this kind of shit, so obviously I'm not going to stop now. Anyway, I rubbed my scruffy chin, (careful not to poke myself with my claws, and took the cigar out of my mouth. “You're Jedi mind tricks ain't working here, sister,” I snarled, “But I'll play along for now.” Without another word, she turned, her cloak sweeping behind her. I felt a poke in my back: the Stormtrooper was nudging me to start moving. I followed 'Madame Vader' around a large curtain that led to behind the stage. From there we walked to a set of doors that led to a maintenance corridor. Now I'm not going to lie, this was all starting to make me a little bit nervous. Sexy as these two were, I had no idea who they were, what they looked like under their helmets or what was really going on. I was just about to say enough is enough and head back into the main convention floor when we stopped in front of another door marked “storage.” 'Madame Vader' reached down with one of her gloved hands and pulled down on the handle, opening the door. “Inside,” she commanded. I looked at her and the Stormtrooper, who appeared to be setting up for guard duty. I shrugged and stepped inside. The room was full of stacked chairs and folding tables. One table was set up with a few chairs around it. There were some papers on top of it. My guess is some of the Con organizers had probably used this room for planning the floor layout. The door closed and it was just me and 'Madame Vader' in the room. As she walked past me, her hands lifted up and unlocked the chain holding her cape together. She let it drop to the floor. With the cloak gone, I was able to get a better look at her body. The thin straps of her black brassiere didn't fully cover her tan lines, so I could tell she definitely enjoyed spending time in the sun. She was also more toned than I realized, though her hips still had a very lovely curve to them. Sure enough, the rear loincloth, which had up until now been hidden by her cape, was a little bit narrower than the front one, and her amazing ass, cheeks were poking out ever so slightly on either side. With her still to me, she turned her masked head slightly. “I understand no one fights like Gaston,” she said, continuing with a deep, ominous voice. “So I hear,” I replied gruffly. “I wonder,” she said with a dramatic pause, “if no one fucks like Gaston?” Now you know it takes a hell of a lot to throw me for a loop and leave me speechless. But there I was, eyes wide and my mouth partially open in shock. 'Madame Vader' removed her gloves, revealing black nail polish on perfectly manicured fingers. “No response?” she mused, “Well perhaps not in words. But other parts of you appear to,” she pointed at my bulging crotch, “be speaking for themselves.” Now let me just remind you, she was still wearing that fucking helmet. I literally had no idea who this person was. And, God help me, I was turned on like never before. She walked over and sat on the edge of the folding table, her legs spread and the black loincloth falling between them. Slowly she lifted the cloth to the side, confirming what I had all but surmised from the minute I saw her. Her bare pussy was now right there for me to see. Her puffy pink lips were wide open, glistening and extremely inviting. “This is fucking crazy.” I said aloud. “The door is right behind you,” 'Madame Vader' replied nonchalantly, “My guard is only outside to ensure we are not disturbed. If you wish to leave you can at any time.” She reached down between her legs and spread her pussy lips wider while her fingers began to explore her tantalizing, wet hole. “Alternatively, you could come over here, eat me out and then bend me over this table and fuck me from behind.” So again, you know it takes a lot to stun me. And believe me, I was stunned. But I'm also not fucking stupid. I removed my gloves with the Wolverine claws built in and set them on the closest chair next to me. I then made my way over to the table and sank to my knees in front of 'Madame Vader.' I inhaled the wonderful, sweet musky smell that was coming from her pussy. I was just about to dive in when I stopped and looked up at her, “I don't suppose you're taking that off, are you?” “Are you going to ask questions that you already know the answer to, or are you going to begin,” she said ominously. I shook my head, “No ma'am.” I replied and dove into her beautiful, wet slit. I let my tongue casually explore her red pussy lips, enjoying the sweet and savory flavor. There was an aching moan from under the mask. “More,” she whimpered, dropping the authoritative tone in her voice. My tongue began to flick up and down quickly. Her hands slammed down and gripped the edge of the table as she began to grind her pelvis in my face. I brought my hand up to my mouth and paused my licking just briefly to lick my thumb. As I resumed, I let my thumb slip into the upper folds of her slit, searching for her clit. It wasn't hard to find – it was like a small cherry pit, hard and inviting. Her breaths came shallow and for a moment I wondered if she was going to pass out under the helmet. “Please,” she begged without the slightest hint of any of her former bravado, “Oh God, I'm so close.” My thumb kept playing with her pulsing button as I licked feverishly. After several more seconds I withdrew my thumb and attacked her clit directly with my tongue. That was the right move to push her right over the edge. “Oh my god oh my god oh my God,” she cried under her mask, “I'm coming. Oh Jesus yes! Yes!” Her body convulsed and contorted as my face was showered by her intense orgasm. I kept lapping though, enjoying the sweet juices slicking her thighs and my face. Slowly, her tremors began to subside as she leaned back onto her elbows on the table. I stood up over her. “Are you sure you don't want to take that mask off?” I asked, genuinely concerned. “I,” she stammered, still slightly out of breath, “I like it this way.” She shifted forward off the table and stood in front of me. “And now,” she said, trying to regain some of her earlier in-character composure, “I believe you have another service to provide.” She reached forward and unbuckled my costume belt, letting it drop to the floor. She then lifted up my shirt slightly and undid my pants. Her fingers grasped the fabric of both my pants and underwear and pulled down, freeing my throbbing and aching cock. “Excellent.” 'Madame Vader' said with a slight nod, “I was right to choose you.” She turned around and bent over the table, resting on her forearms. I took a step forward and lifted the rear loincloth of her costume, exposing a perfectly tanned ass (string bikinis for the win). I adjusted my position, spread her cheeks slightly and guided myself into her soaking wet hole. Her pussy lips wrapped perfectly around the head of my cock and we stayed in that position for a moment. Then slowly I inched forward until I was completely buried inside her. “Yes,” she hissed softly. I placed my hands on her hips and began slow, rhythmic motions. She was so wet, every thrust was a silky smooth ride. But I could still feel her pussy walls constrict around my shaft every time I moved back and forth. Her body began to match my movements, her ass and pelvis pushing backwards against me. There was a brief moment when I was extremely tempted to reach forward and attempt to knock the helmet off her head. Would she stop this incredible moment or were we too far gone that she wouldn't care? But the sound of her ass slapping against my lower abdomen shook me out of the thought. “Fuck it,” I think I said out loud as I increased the speed of my thrusts. “Yes baby,” she cried, “Yes, god yes. Come for me baby. Come inside me.” Before I could protest, she added, “It's fine. I'm protected. Just come. Come deep inside me, please!” I continued pumping her pussy until I felt that familiar tingling sensation at the base of my cock. I started tensing up, “Oh fuck, I'm coming!” I thrust one final time and stayed there as far in her as I could while my sperm erupted from my dick, filling the depths of her pussy. She gasped, “Oh god, I can feel you filling me up so much!” She wasn't kidding, because just a few seconds later I felt the wonderful mix of her juices and my cum spilling out of her pussy. I took a step back, then pivoted so that I was leaning against the table next to her. “That was,” I gasped, still trying to guess what she looked like under the mask, “insane.” Slowly, she rose off the table, the loincloth slipping back down on its own to cover her bare ass. “Seriously,” I said, watching as she silently stepped over to pick up her cloak and gloves, “please tell me who the hell you are. Or that we can meet up again?” She made her way to the door and stopped. Her hands slowly made their way up towards her helmet and grasped it on both sides. And then they dropped back down. “If you find me,” came the ominous voice from under the mask, “then we will see.” She opened the door, where I caught a glimpse of her friend waiting, and slipped out. The door closed behind her, leaving me in the room in a daze with my pants half way down my legs and my flaccid, wet dick now feeling the chill of the storage room's air conditioning. Realizing there was no one outside guarding the room anymore, I quickly zipped up, gathered my costume accessories and got the fuck out of the room. I stumbled into the hallway and made my way quickly back to the convention hall. Naturally neither girl was anywhere to be seen in a crowd of other cosplayers and attendees. I made my way out of the convention center, back through to the hotel and came up to my room. And that's where I am right now. Like I said, I tried calling you. And then I opened my tablet and started writing. Needless to say I have no clue who won the cosplay contest. Maybe Deadpool/Eleven. And of course I can hear you saying, “I think I pretty much 'won' anyway!” LOL But seriously, I have to find her again. There's two more days left to the con. I'll keep you posted, cuz. Love ya! By AlexRaistov, for Literotica

We're back at the arcade to wrap up our deep dive on Star Wars: Fall of the Empire... a game I achieved my high score on yesterday, then came in to look at this episode posting and realized I forgot to hit "publish" on Monday night, which is why this is late! Does anyone read these liner notes anyway? Oh, and stay tuned at the end of today's episode for a funny appearance by an actual pinball legend.Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

Game Time! FSF RPG #36 RPG Session 36 Last Session - We went to Corellia Let's see what the GM has in store for us tonight. Tonight's story - Our battling band of Heroes have taken on the daunting crusade against the Empire, after taking on a perilous mission from Pivot, the gang has decided to also begin their own Construction company. With fast action and nerves of steel in the face of vast odds while entering Correlian space, the Ship, newly minted as Yjim, is able to easily enter into the Correlian shipyards to begin their search for the Imperial Governor and completing the mission for Pivot. Upon entering the Dock Masters office, the team battles an ISB agent of the Empire and forges their way into the dock masters records and manage to mentally abuse and overtake the feeble minds of Frank and Deena, 2 Imperial Stormtoopers now under mind control, probably for too long, and now may have some serious mental issues going forward...we may need to get some Will rolls...but I digress: The Team manages to escape into a hail of Stormtrooper fire, which our merry band of misfits manages to make short work of. Upon entering the street, a tank can be heard in the distance as the crushing grip of the Empire descends upon our Heroes... Now for the continuing Saga of FSF's Star Wars RPG!!! ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! Follow our gamers - Sam from Growing Up Skywalker - @growingupskywalker on Instagram Casey Plott - @Plottimus21 on Instagram Ben Reilly - @hearty_healer on Instagram Kathleen - @kathleenfwass on Instagram GM John - @athair_honora / @fsfpopcast_rpg on Instagram Tim - @fsfpopcast on Instagram For more on our show partners - Level Up Sabers https://bit.ly/FSFLevelUpSabers Win free loot - sign up here - www.fsfpopcast.com/contact Tim Beisiegels articles - https://couchsoup.com/author/byeseagull For more on our Show - Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/fsfpopcast Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/cpry4fCDTq Visit our website: https://www.fsfpopcast.com FSF PopCast on BlueSky, Instagram, and Threads - @fsfpopcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Game Time! FSF RPG #36 RPG Session 36 Last Session - We went to Corellia Let's see what the GM has in store for us tonight. Tonight's story - Our battling band of Heroes have taken on the daunting crusade against the Empire, after taking on a perilous mission from Pivot, the gang has decided to also begin their own Construction company. With fast action and nerves of steel in the face of vast odds while entering Correlian space, the Ship, newly minted as Yjim, is able to easily enter into the Correlian shipyards to begin their search for the Imperial Governor and completing the mission for Pivot. Upon entering the Dock Masters office, the team battles an ISB agent of the Empire and forges their way into the dock masters records and manage to mentally abuse and overtake the feeble minds of Frank and Deena, 2 Imperial Stormtoopers now under mind control, probably for too long, and now may have some serious mental issues going forward...we may need to get some Will rolls...but I digress: The Team manages to escape into a hail of Stormtrooper fire, which our merry band of misfits manages to make short work of. Upon entering the street, a tank can be heard in the distance as the crushing grip of the Empire descends upon our Heroes... Now for the continuing Saga of FSF's Star Wars RPG!!! ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! Follow our gamers - Sam from Growing Up Skywalker - @growingupskywalker on Instagram Casey Plott - @Plottimus21 on Instagram Ben Reilly - @hearty_healer on Instagram Kathleen - @kathleenfwass on Instagram GM John - @athair_honora / @fsfpopcast_rpg on Instagram Tim - @fsfpopcast on Instagram For more on our show partners - Level Up Sabers https://bit.ly/FSFLevelUpSabers Win free loot - sign up here - www.fsfpopcast.com/contact Tim Beisiegels articles - https://couchsoup.com/author/byeseagull For more on our Show - Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/fsfpopcast Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/cpry4fCDTq Visit our website: https://www.fsfpopcast.com FSF PopCast on BlueSky, Instagram, and Threads - @fsfpopcast This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Football is here !!! –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 232 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys talk about football and some movie and games news but mostly football and kellie says penis   #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055 

Snoochless in Space –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 233 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys talk about football and some movie and games news but mostly football and kellie says penis   #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055 

Mexican Sexchange Results !!! –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 234 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys talk about Donna's trip to mexico and some movie and games news but mostly football and kellie says penis   #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055

3i/Atlas Bros –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 235 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys talk about Alien space craft and other floating rocks and kellie says penis   #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055 

I meet a new friend who also loves Star Wars... it's time to get them on this show! Join us as we get to know Rich Braden, a Learning Geeks guest who has made the leap to Short for a Stormtrooper. Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

You don't have to wait for the next Star Wars videogame release, or hope for a rebirth of the Starcruiser, to immerse yourself in Star Wars... the table-top role playing game is right here! Join us as we continue our conversation with TTRPG professor Tad Leckman.Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

Sometimes, you win; sometimes, you wiff! Check out this week's #actionfigures Wins and Wiffs of the week! Wait till you see this awesome pickup of a vintage toy that is just not easy to find these days. Stay on the #toyhunt folks!

Enjoy this blast from the past! Originaly released and created by the first ever Star Wars podcast who was also named Jedi Talk! These originally released beginning in 1999. Check out our episode from Star Wars Podcast Day 2025 to learn more.  https://lnk.bio/Jeditalk 

The tragedies of “The Tragedy” (The Mandalorian Chapter 14) are as follows: The Child is stolen. The Razor Crest is disintegrated. Boba Fett only gets to shatter the helmets of, like, 15 Stormtroopers, when we could watch it all day.This week, we're covering themes of honor, promises, life debts, and what we owe each other. We also talk about cool Force hotspots/seeing stones, and the tension between the remaining Jedi and the New Republic. But mostly we fangirl over Boba Fett.PS: We recorded this episode prior to the reinstatement of Jimmy Kimmel to the air, but we stand by our divestment from Disney Plus and our unwavering commitment to the First Amendment.New to Growing Up Skywalker? Come join us for non-toxic Star Wars recaps from a veteran and a new fan. New episodes every Tuesday.Want more Growing Up Skywalker? This is a great time to sign up for our Patreon for bonus audio content! Timestamps:00:00:00 Who Are We?00:04:29 Plot Summary00:11:14 Honor, Life Debts, and What is Owed00:24:02 BOBA FETT THO00:36:53 Seeing Stones, The Jedi, and the New Republic00:50:58 Bae Watch00:59:26 Closing Thoughts

BREAKING NEWS: We have the first trailer for "The Mandalorian and Grogu," so we interrupt the previously scheduled programming to grab the Learning Geeks, Jake Gittleson and Dana Koch, for our reactions to the newness! This is the way!Before listening, make sure you watch the trailer!https://youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y?si=ojhYShtD7kOM469KJoin the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

It's the end of an era. After five years, Father Dave and Deacon Bob gather for the very last episode of They That Hope. True to form, the conversation blends laughter, sorrow, and a steady focus on Christ.  The guys begin with one last round of sports heartbreak (Notre Dame, Broncos, and a Buccaneers game that hasn't quite happened yet), plus Deacon Bob's double-dose weekend of Weird Al concerts.   Then they shift to reflect on the tragic shooting of Charlie Kirk. They wrestle with grief and division, recognizing how fragile life feels, and wonder aloud how silencing faith-filled voices only deepens the darkness. Their reflection reminds listeners that vengeance belongs to the Lord, and that true hope is found in forgiveness, mercy, and the power of the Holy Spirit.   Finally, they wrap up by sharing heartfelt listener letters, favorite memories from the past five years, and their gratitude for everyone who joined them at the “podcast table.” As they sign off with blessings and thanksgiving, Father Dave and Deacon Bob leave us with the reminder that hope does not disappoint—because the love of God has been poured into our hearts.  Highlighted Sections  (00:00) A Final Episode Begins  Father Dave and Deacon Bob kick off their last recording with gratitude and laughter. The bittersweet tone is lightened by jokes about Notre Dame football and whether ending the podcast jinxed their favorite teams. It's a familiar start for a farewell filled with humor and heartfelt reflection.  (03:47) Weird Al, Walk-On Songs, and Family Fun  Deacon Bob shares his weekend of back-to-back Weird Al concerts, complete with Stormtroopers, “Amish Paradise,” and plenty of costume changes. The story turns tender as he recalls memories of singing parodies with his kids, now grown. Father Dave teases along the way, but it's clear these goofy songs carry a deep family legacy.  (12:39) Grief and Division After Charlie Kirk's Shooting  They then turn to recent news: the shooting of Charlie Kirk. They talk about his willingness to engage in dialogue, how violence eats away at our sense of safety and unity, and how we sometimes silence or dismiss voices that carry hope for fear of disagreement. Despite the pain this brings, they look for grounding in Scripture—especially the call to love even our enemies as part of the Christian witness.  (22:08) Forgiveness, Mercy, and Real Hope   Building on the previous reflection, Father Dave and Deacon Bob draw from Deacon Bob's homily and the testimony of Immaculée Ilibagiza to explore what it means to respond in a Christ-like way. In times when the world feels fractured, mercy and forgiveness become the clearest sign of that hope we proclaim.  (35:44) Listener Letters, Thank-Yous, and Final Blessing  Fans write in to share how the podcast shaped their faith, lightened their burdens, and even sparked personal transformation. Father Dave and Deacon Bob laugh through memories, thank their families and the Franciscan University team, and offer one last blessing. They end as they began five years ago—reminding us that hope does not disappoint, because God is faithful.    Resources Mentioned  “The Saga Begins” by Weird Al Yankovic – Bob's family favorite parody  Left to Tell: Discovering God Amidst the Rwandan Holocaust by Immaculée Ilibagiza  “The Light Shines In The Darkness” – Father Dave's recent Daily Wire op-ed reflecting on Charlie Kirk  FaithAndReason.com – ongoing Catholic resources from Franciscan University of Steubenville 

From stormtrooper ice molds and ginger bread AT-ATs to Star Wars glassware and golf balls, Jay has a brand new collection of Star Wars fashion and lifestyle products to share.   In this fully armed and operational episode of Podcast Stardust, we discuss: Storm Trooper ice molds from Williams Sonoma, Converting a Darth Vader mug into a planter, A LEGO Darth Vader clock (find one like it on eBay), A Gingerbread AT-AT from LEGO, The 2025 LEGO Star Wars Advent Calender, A 7.5 ft. Animated Chewbacca from Home Depot, The 2025 Hallmark Star Wars Keepsake Ornaments, The Battle on Mustafar Drinking Glass from Hallmark, Star Wars Darth Vader Golf Balls from Volvik, New Star Wars harnesses and leashes available at Chewy, The Star Wars Stern pinball machine available from Costco, A new line of Star Wars Busts, called Regal Icons, from Regal Robot, A Pink Toile Space Friends glasses holder from BenaeQuee Creations, The Star Wars Galactic Treats Stud Set from Girls Crew, and The Star Wars Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Claw Hair Clip from Her Universe. For more Star Wars fashion and lifestyle product ideas, check out episode 928.   Thanks for joining us for another episode! Subscribe to Podcast Stardust for all your Star Wars news, reviews, and discussion wherever you get your podcasts. And please leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts.   Find Jay and her cosplay adventures on J.Snips Cosplay on Instagram. Follow us on social media: Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Pinterest | YouTube. T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, masks, and posters are available on TeePublic. Find all episodes on RetroZap.com.

It's too late to cry cancel culture. The Dems continue to cry for unity, yet they defend and do not speak about the extreme left that celebrate the death of Charlie Kirk and also don't apologize for their own divisive rhetoric. US Senator from Texas Ted Cruz joins James T. in the center ring to give his take on all the happenings. JD Vance was the guest host for the Charlie Kirk show yesterday and the Vice President also made it known how unity cannot happen without accountability. Also, Memphis and the Storm Troopers, Candyman, Hood Tours, and so much more.

The Governor of Tennessee has asked President Trump for help cleaning up crime in Memphis, and the assistant to the vice mayor of the county of Memphis, whatever that means, is acting as if President Trump is Darth Vader sending in the Storm Troopers. Take a listen as only the Conservative Circus can describe it.

If you have ever been curious about achieving a salon-level glow without stepping outside, or even pausing Netflix then this could be the episode you need in your life! For the past year we have been testing out LED beauty gadgets to see if they really can smooth, plump, and rejuvenate while you unload the dishwasher. Are they the futuristic skincare miracle we've been promised, or just another overpriced way to look like a Stormtrooper in your living room? Join us as we reveal our findings.  Products Tested:  https://lyma.life/ https://omniluxled.com/ https://opatra.com/ Get 20% off at LondonNootropics.com with the code SELFCAREIf you liked this episode and want to be part of the club, come follow us on all our socials:  To Listen To 40ISH - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/40ish/id1757876983 To order our book “HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?” click here - Paperback out now!  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Have-You-Tried-This-Only/dp/1801293139/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1O7EA4ZF1O5CS&keywords=have+you+tried+this&qid=1699449028&sprefix=have+you+tried+%2Caps%2C125&sr=8-2 For Our Exclusive Merch - https://self-care-club.myspreadshop.co.uk/ Join Our Private Facebook Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/1115099072702743/?ref=share_group_link Instagram  https://www.instagram.com/selfcareclubpod/ YouTube https://youtube.com/c/SelfCareClub TikTok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLnXyS1S/ Email hello@theselfcareclub.co.uk  Website www.theselfcareclub.co.uk Studio production by @launchpodstudios Music by purpleplanet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Auburn podcast with co-hosts Kyle Loomis and Austin Scott. Main topics include: Auburn potpourri, football vs Ball State , and all the new gameday experiences for football.The Auburn Experience is an Auburn podcast which is part of E2C Network. You are watching the livestream of the podcast episode, which will cover Auburn Family topics such Auburn football, Auburn University news, and anything orange and blue!ALL IN ONE LINK (Content, Social Media, Support, Contact, Etc.)➡️ https://linktr.ee/e2cnetwork

The Alabama Crimson Tide hosts The Wisconsin Badgers Saturday in Tuscaloosa. Alabama Football will likely face Wisconsin Football back up QB Danny O'Neil. ESPN's Pete Thamel reports starter Billy Edwards will travel and warm up but faces long odds to play. Todd Fuhrman joins the show to give his Picks from Vegas! It is Homecoming for the Auburn Tigers Saturday. Auburn Football will be in their all white Stormtrooper uniforms as they a face South Alabama. This is the first time since 2008 Auburn has worn the all whites at home when they did so against UT Martin. Mick Gillespie joins the show to talk Alabama football FOLLOW TNR ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-7759604 FOLLOW TNR ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zlofzLZht7dYxjNcBNpWN FOLLOW TNR ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-next-round/id1797862560 WEBSITE: https://nextroundlive.com/ MOBILE APP: https://nextroundlive.com/the-ne.... SHOP THE NEXT ROUND STORE: https://nextround.store/ Like TNR on Facebook: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Twitter: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Instagram: / nextroundlive Follow everyone from the show on Twitter: Jim Dunaway: / jimdunaway Ryan Brown: / ryanbrownlive Lance Taylor: / thelancetaylor Scott Forester: / scottforestertv Tyler Johns: /TylerJohnsTNR Sponsor the show: sales@nextroundlive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who gets the biggest SEC win this weekend? Who is hitting the PANIC BUTTON after this weekend? It is Homecoming for the Auburn Tigers Saturday. Auburn Football will be in their all white Stormtrooper uniforms as they a face South Alabama. This is the first time since 2008 Auburn has worn the all whites at home when they did so against UT Martin. This is the last tune-up for Auburn Football before a four game gauntlet, what do you want to see? Our daily 4 Downs! PLUS, LT's Trash presented by Bud Light! FOLLOW TNR ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-7759604 FOLLOW TNR ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zlofzLZht7dYxjNcBNpWN FOLLOW TNR ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-next-round/id1797862560 WEBSITE: https://nextroundlive.com/ MOBILE APP: https://nextroundlive.com/the-ne.... SHOP THE NEXT ROUND STORE: https://nextround.store/ Like TNR on Facebook: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Twitter: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Instagram: / nextroundlive Follow everyone from the show on Twitter: Jim Dunaway: / jimdunaway Ryan Brown: / ryanbrownlive Lance Taylor: / thelancetaylor Scott Forester: / scottforestertv Tyler Johns: /TylerJohnsTNR Sponsor the show: sales@nextroundlive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Alabama Crimson Tide hosts The Wisconsin Badgers Saturday in Tuscaloosa. Alabama Football will likely face Wisconsin Football back up QB Danny O'Neil. ESPN's Pete Thamel reports starter Billy Edwards will travel and warm up but faces long odds to play. In Alabama injury news from Head Coach Kalen DeBoer: WR Ryan Williams - Cleared, DL Tim Keenum - Game Time Decision, RB Jam Miller - Game Time Decision Alabama playing multiple QBs…are we to that discussion yet? It is Homecoming for the Auburn Tigers Saturday. Auburn Football will be in their all white Stormtrooper uniforms as they a face South Alabama. This is the first time since 2008 Auburn has worn the all whites at home when they did so against UT Martin. This is the last tune-up for Auburn Football before a four game gauntlet, what do you want to see? PLUS, Tyler's Viewing Menu presented by Michelson Laser Vision! FOLLOW TNR ON RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/c-7759604 FOLLOW TNR ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7zlofzLZht7dYxjNcBNpWN FOLLOW TNR ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-next-round/id1797862560 WEBSITE: https://nextroundlive.com/ MOBILE APP: https://nextroundlive.com/the-ne.... SHOP THE NEXT ROUND STORE: https://nextround.store/ Like TNR on Facebook: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Twitter: / nextroundlive Follow TNR on Instagram: / nextroundlive Follow everyone from the show on Twitter: Jim Dunaway: / jimdunaway Ryan Brown: / ryanbrownlive Lance Taylor: / thelancetaylor Scott Forester: / scottforestertv Tyler Johns: /TylerJohnsTNR Sponsor the show: sales@nextroundlive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.auburnobserver.comJustin and Dan break down Auburn football's first-ever matchup against South Alabama and take an SEC-centric tour of Week 3. Topics for this subscribers-only preview include:* Auburn breaking out the Stormtroopers for a home game* why it's cool that Auburn scheduled South Alabama* a salute to Tre' Williams* an ObservFour of things that are older than the Jags' football program* how South Alabama is significantly better than Ball State* why Auburn's offensive line must improve this week* Auburn's defensive front being the key against South Alabama's offense* the matchup between the Tigers' CBs and the Jaguars' WRs* the running back situation with a couple of injury concerns* long-range kicking and a different take on the special teams* can Auburn continue to cash in with its red-zone trips?* Dan's expectation for the crowd on Saturday* Justin's questions about Auburn's ability to respond to adversity* an SEC-heavy trip around the Week 3 slate, including Georgia-Tennessee and Florida-LSU* do you still celebrate homecoming? This is a premium podcast for Observer subscribers only. You can join by clicking the button below or going to this link.Follow Dan (@dnpck) and Justin (@JFergusonAU) on Twitter.

There's a new Star Wars pinball machine on the horizon... and someone is excited! Also, an update on "Star Wars: Starfighter" which is ACTUALLY happening!If you like this episode, follow Bob's pinball exploits on Instagram at @bobby_g_pinballJoin the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

Ozzy Osborne: Tribute –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 231 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys talk about losing rock legend Ozzy Osborne  #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055

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This is not genSLOP... or is it?! This week's discussion focusses on a recent genAI meme, vlogging from the Fall of the Empire as a Stormtrooper tourist.  The series we take a look at is by Galactic Archives, which has garnered a phenomenal number of views in just a couple of weeks.  Its quite different to The Glurons we discussed a couple of months back by NeuralViz, which remains a standout for us.  There are some excellent learning points from the way this short / series has been created as a narrative arc though, despite the creative process and generative tools leaving something a little unsavoury in the reactor core.  1:35 Intro to film and the meme4:15 Reminiscent of the Space 1999 aesthetic10:24 Slop or Slap? Beyond speed, what's the real benefit of using genAI tools for this kind of narrative approach?21:55 Tools, tricks, NeuralViz and thoughtsCredits -Speakers: Phil Rice, Tracy Harwood, Damien ValentineProducer/Editor: Phil RiceMusic: Phil Rice and SunoAI

The discussion centers around the evolving landscape of storytelling in the Star Wars universe, particularly with the potential for exploring multiple timelines and narratives. Shane suggests that future projects may delve into what George Lucas would have done differently in the sequel trilogy, hinting at a multiverse concept within Star Wars. This idea opens the door for various interpretations and retellings of established narratives, allowing fans to engage with the franchise in new and innovative ways.Another significant aspect discussed is Shane Hartline's journey in the entertainment industry, particularly his experiences with wrestling and comedy. Hartline elaborates on his unique show that combines the elements of wrestling with a comedic format, allowing audience members to participate in cutting promos and potentially earn contracts with his wrestling company. This format not only fosters audience engagement but also serves as a platform for emerging talent to showcase their skills in a vibrant and unpredictable environment.The implications of such a format extend beyond entertainment; it reflects a broader trend in the industry toward blending genres and breaking traditional storytelling molds. Hartline's approach encapsulates a growing desire for authenticity and creativity, demonstrating how incorporating personal interests and experiences into creative work can result in meaningful content. Additionally, he emphasizes the importance of collaboration and community within the entertainment space, which can lead to innovative projects that resonate with audiences on a deeper level.As Hartline navigates his career, he highlights the role of social media and fan interaction in shaping public perception and engagement with content. He notes the significance of building a personal brand and fostering connections with audiences, which are critical in today's entertainment landscape. Hartline's aspirations include creating more content that reflects his passion for wrestling and comedy, showcasing how personal interests can drive professional growth and creativity.In conclusion, the conversation underscores the dynamic nature of storytelling in the modern era, particularly within beloved franchises like Star Wars. By exploring new narrative possibilities and embracing innovative formats, creators like Hartline are paving the way for a more diverse and inclusive entertainment landscape. This evolution not only enriches the viewing experience for fans but also opens avenues for aspiring artists to express their creativity and connect with audiences in meaningful ways.

Join us as Bob and Harrison Gerard turn their sights from a galaxy far far away back to this galaxy... but still a long time ago. It's an Indiana Jones takeover on this special edition of Short For a Stormtrooper!Join the Short for a Stormtrooper community!Discord: https://discord.gg/a89TD3XdFXEmail: SFASpod@gmail.com

Well, strap in, because this week the tech world decided to set itself on fire just for kicks. First up, Elon Musk's much-hyped Tesla Diner in Los Angeles is already a culinary disaster, slashing its menu faster than you can say “over-promise and under-deliver.” Speaking of rolling garbage fires, the Cybertruck now apparently sounds like Fred Sanford's junk pickup rattling down the street, a fitting soundtrack for the ongoing dumpster fire that was Project 2025. Remember how that was supposed to save trillions? Turns out it was just a festival of bullshit math that likely cost taxpayers a fortune. It seems the only thing being successfully launched is our collective patience into the sun.The implosions continued with the launch of GPT-5, which effectively lobotomized its predecessor and sent thousands of users into mourning for their suddenly stupid digital "friends." It's a harsh lesson for anyone who thought building their business—or their entire social life—in someone else's backyard was a bright idea. While the normals are dealing with emotionally unavailable AI, the tech billionaires who broke the world are busy prepping for the collapse they engineered. Zuckerberg is building a $300 million apocalypse bunker in Hawaii, Sam Altman is stockpiling guns and gas masks, and Peter Thiel has his New Zealand hideout. It's comforting to know the architects of our dystopian future have their escape hatches ready. Meanwhile, Meta was caught with internal documents greenlighting its AI chatbots to have "sensual conversations" with kids, proving once again that when it comes to tech ethics, the call is coming from inside a burning, abandoned house.If you thought it couldn't get dumber, Musk and Altman got into a public slap-fight over who's more full of crap, with Musk's own AI, Grok, hilariously declaring its creator the loser. Google, admitting its search results are now a toxic sludge pile, has decided to just let users build their own news echo chambers. On a more nostalgic note, AOL Dial-Up is finally logging off for good, taking the screeching sound of our formative years with it. As we contemplate trading our devices for pitchforks, we're retreating to simpler times, like teaching our kids Solitaire with premium Star Wars playing cards (a concept apparently too advanced for Dave) or justifying dropping a cool grand on the new 9,000-piece Lego Death Star, which features a hot tub full of Stormtroopers in swim trunks. From a surprisingly decent Wicked movie adaptation to the sad, slow demise of Kodak, it's enough to make anyone want to become a Grumpy Old Gardener.Sponsors:Private Internet Access - Go to GOG.Show/vpn and sign up today. For a limited time only, you can get OUR favorite VPN for as little as $2.03 a month.SetApp - With a single monthly subscription you get 240+ apps for your Mac. Go to SetApp and get started today!!!1Password - Get a great deal on the only password manager recommended by Grumpy Old Geeks! gog.show/1passwordDeleteMe - Head over to JoinDeleteMe.com/GOG and use the code "GOG" for 20% off.Show notes at https://gog.show/709FOLLOW UPMusk's Tesla diner faces immediate setbacks with massive menu cuts, restricted hours, and tech issuesDOGE Has Wasted Billions While Saving Only a Fraction of What It Claims: ReportsIN THE NEWSGPT-5 AMA with OpenAI's Sam Altman and some of the GPT-5 teamThe Real Reason You Haven't Been Replaced by AI YetThe World Will Enter a 15-Year AI Dystopia in 2027, Former Google Exec SaysResearchers Made a Social Media Platform Where Every User Was AI. The Bots Ended Up at WarWhy Are Silicon Valley's Utopians Prepping for Collapse?Meta Caught Saying Its OK for Underage Children to Have "Romantic or Sensual" Conversations With AISam Altman and Elon Musk Trade Barbs Over Who Is More Full of ShitOpenAI and Sam Altman are reportedly creating a startup rival to Elon Musk's NeuralinkPerplexity offers more than twice its total valuation to buy Chrome from GoogleNow That Google Is Trash, It Will Let You Pick Your Own News SourcesTesla Robotaxi scores permit to run ride-hailing service in TexasDiabetic Man With Gene-Edited Cells Produces His Own Insulin—No Transplant Drugs RequiredButter made from carbon tastes like the real thing, gets backing from Bill GatesTerraform Labs founder Do Kwon pleads guilty to fraud over $40 billion crypto collapseGoodbye to dial-up: AOL closes a chapter in web historyMEDIA CANDYThe Bad Guys 2Strange New WorldsWickedKPop Demon HuntersThe PickupAlien: EarthThe InstituteWatch Prime Video's official trailer for Upload's final seasonAshes & Diamonds - On a RockaLove & Rockets - MotorcycleTHE DARK SIDE WITH DAVEDave BittnerThe CyberWireHacking HumansCaveatControl LoopOnly Malware in the Buildingtheory11 Star Wars: Year of The Dark Side Playing Cards, Premium Playing Cards, Poker Size Standard IndexDerren Brown Playing CardsAntigravity A1 - 360 DroneLego Death StarKodak Says It May Have to Close Up ShopSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We did it. 300 episodes. And what better place to celebrate than the Most Magical Place on Earth?This week, Andrew, Tim, and Frank left the comfort of their Florida church offices and took the show on location to Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World. (Don't worry, we found a semi-quiet spot with a decent Wi-Fi signal—thanks, Galaxy's Edge).In this special anniversary episode, we:    •    Reflect on 300 episodes of Mondays, ministry, and mediocre coffee    •    Share our favorite moments and bloopers from the show's history    •    Talk about what we've learned after years of church leadership (and friendship)    •    Offer some heartfelt encouragement to pastors and ministry leaders feeling tired, unseen, or just plain stuck    •    Debate whether Pizza Rizzo is the most underrated quick-service spot in the park    •    Get interrupted by a Stormtrooper patrol (true story)Thank you for being part of this journey. Whether you've listened to all 300 episodes or this is your first, we're so grateful for you.Grab a churro, throw on some Mickey ears, and celebrate with us!

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A toddler bites a 3 foot cobra to death in India. Star Wars: A New Hope' Stormtrooper helmet sold for $256k at auction. I bet I know why they bought it... Top chef fired for making an influencer cry. Society is falling. Malik Nabers of the New York Giants is not smart. Nick Wright is full of Broncos hate. - Who should I hate? Cortland Sutton got a big extension by Denver.

Welcome to Databank Brawl Rewind! Databank Brawl was a series that ran on ForceCenter from 2016 to 2020, and it remains one of our more beloved shows. Though Databank Brawl is on hiatus, we wanted to celebrate it along with longtime listeners of the podcast and reintroduce it to the ForceCenter listeners who began listening to the podcast after the end of the show's run. Though all of the episodes remain on our podcast feed, it can be daunting to scroll back and find them, so we're launching Databank Rewind. Here's your chance to go back to those episodes week by week and laugh with us at old jokes, memorable moments, unforgettable guests, and, yeah, old microphones, recordings, and perhaps some Star Wars predictions that came true alongside many that most certainly did not. Databank Brawl -- where Star Wars characters are plucked from the entries of the StarWars.com databank and forced to fight it out in an off-the-cuff podcast moderated by Joseph Scrimshaw. It's time to fight...From the minds of Ken Napzok (comedian, host of The Napzok Files), Joseph Scrimshaw (comedian, writer, director of Dead Media), and Jennifer Landa (actress, YouTuber, crafter, contributor on StarWars.com) comes the ForceCenter Podcast Feed. Here you will find a series of shows exploring, discussing, and celebrating everything about Star Wars. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Google Podcasts. Listen on TuneIn, Amazon Music, Spotify, and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Into the Bobaverse: An ATSW Moot  –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 230 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys we talk about We are Legion We are Bob with Philly Dave Martin from Sidebar Cantina  #msc #mscseashore #cruiseship#biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055

MSC Seashore with Snooch  –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 229 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks the Guys we talk lots of stuff and Dons voyage on the MSC Seashore  #msc #mscseashore #cruiseship#biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/4766873048055

World War III ?  –  ATSW The Escape Pod - Episode 228 This aint no Disney show, We're a little dirty, a few drinks in, ready to get into it, and we Always Do It LiveThe Escape Pod is a place where friends gather to talk about all things geekYou will  join our heros Don  “DellaSnooch” Sulski, Brady “Big” Lovin and Chris “Dragon Buddy” Olson as they spend some time talking about everything pop culture past present and future. You will always get a positive environment to spend with people that love the things you do, so dive in and talk geek and always the boys will talk Star wars. In this weeks Episode: Back from Baldurs Gate the guys talk about what poppin and how the streams went the last few weeks  #biglovinanddondellasnoochanddragonbuddy#podcast #parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent#stormtroopers #troopers #nerds #geeks #atswtheescapepod #fun #funny #getaway #goodtime #escape #atswfamily #Escape #Shenanigans #GeekOut #podcast #DonDellaSnoochBradyBigLovinandDragonbuddy #StarWars #PopCulture #SnickerGetYourIshTogetherThe EscapePod Join the Escape Pod Crew at: https://www.patreon.com/ATSWTHEESCAPEPODFollow the boys at:Bio.link/atswtheescapepodFollow our sister pod Stranger Things Has Happened at Bio.link/strangerthhpodWant to create live streams like this? Check out StreamYard: https://streamyard.com/pal/d/47668730480558 

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With the release of Google's latest AI video model, there's yet another reason to fear deeply for the future of humanity. From kangaroo support animals to Stormtrooper vlogs, it's clear that AI generated video is truly ready for primetime. Julian claims we have been this way for a while now, without AI. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

Watch on Philo! - Philo.tv/DTHTHE DEAD SPEAK! The opening crawl reveals that a mysterious broadcast has been heard across the galaxy in the voice of the late Emperor Palpatine. BUT HOW?! Leia dispatches agents across the galaxy to gather information on this, while Kylo Ren, now Supreme Leader of the First Order, searches for Palpatine in an effort to eliminate all potential threats to his power.Kylo Ren finds this triangle thing which leads him to a hidden planet where he finds Palpatine, still kicken.  Palpatine unveils a fleet of Star Destroyers and offers it to Kylo if he finds and kills Rey, who is continuing her Jedi training under Leia. During Rey's training, She has a chat with Kylo Ren through their Force bond—brief flashes of the past—and accidentally crushes BB-8 during training. I was so mad at her for hurting sweet BB-8.Poe announces to the Resistance that Palpatine is alive and plans to unleash his fleet. To stop him, they need the Sith Finder which Rey believes to be on a planet called Pasanna.The. crew lands during a sick dance party. Rey meets a local who gives her a necklace—through their Force bond, Kylo take it from her and determines her location. Rey is soon approached by Leia's contact—Lando Calrissian. He explains that he and Luke once searched for a Sith hunter named Ochi, who may have held the key to finding the Wayfinder. They found his ship, but no trace of him.Stormtroopers arrive, and the heroes flee into the desert, falling into quicksand that leads to an underground cave. There, they find a Sith dagger inscribed with a clue. Unfortunately, C-3PO's programming prevents him from translating Sith text.Rey senses Kylo approaching and confronts him while the others prepare for takeoff. She brings down Kylo's ship but is shocked to see Chewie captured. As she and Kylo both use the Force to stop a transport from leaving, Rey loses control and unleashes Force lightning—destroying the ship and, seemingly, killing Chewie.Don't worry - Chewie is fine. He was on a different ship and they're going to hold him captive.Poe takes the gang to see an old friend, Zorii Bliss. She takes them to a tiny little fella who can bypass 3PO's programming so that 3P0 will finally translate the Sith text, but will also erase his memory. Suddenly, the First Order arrives, having tracked the group. Rey senses that Chewie is alive on their Star Destroyer—they realize he must have been on a different transport. The crew sneaks onto the ship. While Finn and Poe are captured, Rey goes to  retrieves the dagger, has a force battle with Kylo, and has a vision of the emporer killing her parents, who were hiding her to protect her. Kylo tells her it's because she's a Palpatine. The captives are about to be executed—but General Hux intervenes, revealing himself as the spy. He helps them escape, explaining he doesn't care who wins, as long as Kylo loses. Rey refuses to join Kylo Ren in destroying Palpatine and the crew escapes with Chewie and the Falcon. Hux is immediately killed for being a spy. The team heads to where the Death Star wreckage lies. They meet Jannah, a former stormtrooper who, like Finn, escaped the First Order. Rey finds the Wayfinder—but experiences a dark vision of herself as a Sith Vampire combo package. Kylo shows up and they begin to fight. Suddenly, Kylo gets a vision of his mom, Leia, taking her last breath. He drops his lightsaber which Rey catches and uses to stab him. But then when she feels like Leia is dead, she heals Kylo so he can mourn without pain:? idk man. Kylo has a vision of his father who encourages him to return to the light. Kylo throws his lightsaber into the water. Poe is named General and doubts his ability to lead. Lando comes outta nowhere to give him a pep talk. Intending to exile herself like Luke, Rey tries to destroy her lightsaber, but Luke's Force ghost appears. He tells her that Leia knew all along who she was and still believed in her. He gives her Leia's saber and helps her retrieve the Wayfinder from Kylo's ship. Rey pilots Luke's old ship. With a signal from Luke's ship coming through, the Resistance prepares for battle. Poe and Finn lead the attack, on horse back cuz duh. Rey shows up to confronts Palpatine. Dude is pumped to see his granddaughter. He says he doesn't want to kill her, rather he wants her to kill him so his spirit will enter her and they can lead together. Kylo shows up and they fight together, sharing Leia's saber through the Force. Papetine enjoys the show and then uses his lightning fingers on both of them which is like draining their power. The Resistance attacks Palpatine's fleet, but they're outmatched. Just as hope fades, Lando arrives with a massive fleet from across the galaxy.As Rey lies on the ground, she hears the voices of past Jedi who encourage her to get up! She confronts Palpatine again, deflecting his lightning with both Luke and Leia's sabers. As he declares “I am all the Sith,” Rey responds, “And I... am all the Jedi,” and destroys him.She's on the verge of death from the blast, but Kylo climbs out of the pit he was throw in and revives her with his own life force. They kiss BIG ONESSSS! But then he dies. Womp Womp.The Resistance destroys the Sith fleet.And the heroes reunite and celebrate the win. The movie ends with Rey and BB8 take the Falcon to Tatooine. She buries the Skywalker lightsabers there and shows that i guess she has her own yellow one now. When a local asks who she is, she says Rey. Follow up Q for you - Rey who? She ponders the answer until she sees the ghost of Luke and Leia smiling at her and she says Rey Skywalker as she and BB9 watch the twin suns.