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Being a millennial got you down? Can you not afford to go out, let alone live? Then join hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers as these loud and opinionated biznatches talk about the everyday struggles of being a millennial, all while learning to empower and educate themselves. They'll talk about the wo…

Chloe Mikala & Sam Rogers


    • Jul 29, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Two Broke Bitches

    Traveling While Broke: A Mood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 47:09


    In this episode, you will hear these broke biznatches talk about the struggles of traveling while poor! Find out what traveling on a budget means, how Chloe has one bag dedicated to hair care products, and why Sam can't poop on a train. If you loved this episode please feel free to comment and follow us!!

    Return of The Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 38:27


    We're baaacccckkkkk! Chloe and Sam are back and broker than ever!! Tune in to hear these two broke bitches chat about why they aren't having children any time soon and how armadillos are bullet proof!

    It's the Remix to Conviction

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 35:17


    It's the Remix to Conviction bitches! In this episode Sam and Chloe talk about the devil himself, R.Kelly, and how cis straight men are still the absolute worst! You will also find out what exactly Sam does with expired cheese.

    1-800-WHERE'S-MY-JOB

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 29:52


    We are back biznatches! In our first episode of 2019, listen to the broke bitches talk about the struggle of finding a job, Sam's quest to be a plumber, and Chloe's belated love of Game of Thrones.

    D.A.R.E. to Keep Drinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 33:06


    It's the most wonderful time of the year! Meaning spending time with your family, friends, and your favorite alcoholic beverage! Join the Broke Bitches as they talk about drinking and all its glory and how they were definitely not sponsored by D.A.R.E.

    Sex(ism) sells, yah heard?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 36:09


    I'll take you to the Candy Shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop WHOA! Tune in to hear hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers talk about the music industry and debate why there's so much sex. Subscribe and follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @twobrokebitchesssss

    BRB! Gotta go VOTE! #myspacetomforever

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 53:18


    Tune in to hear hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers talk about the evolution of technology, why "I, Robot" the movie is coming true, and how MySpace Tom is living his best GD life! ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO VOTE BIZNATCHES! Subscribe and follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @twobrokebitchesssss

    Sweet Pea Swagger #Tapputi

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 32:42


    PINK TAX! PINK TAX! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT! Tune in to hear hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers figure out why men get to smell like a burly mountain, while women have to smell like a got damn sweet pea. Don't forget to subscribe & catch us on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play Music, Stitcher, or Soundcloud! Also, follow us on Instagram: @twobrokebitchesssss

    I'll Have a Scoop of your Dousche Daloosh

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 42:53


    In this episode, Chloe and Sam chat about the good ole customer service industry. Tune in to discover how "dousche daloosh" became an ice cream flavor, how long Sam lasted at Abercrombie & Fitch, and why Chloe stole someone's credit card. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE! Oh, and if you love us, REVIEW us! If you hate us, keep that shit to yourself. Also, follow us on Instagram: @twobrokebitchesssss

    "Meat Curtains" for 500, Please?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 34:15


    In their first episode, hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers squawk about the struggles of dating and dating apps. Tune in to hear about how they didn't find love, why chivalry is mostly dead, and how to use a pick up line using the phrase "meat curtains." Don't forget to subscribe & catch us on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play Music, Stitcher, or Soundcloud! Also, follow us on Instagram: @twobrokebitchesssss

    New Podcast, Who Dis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 5:20


    In this introduction episode, hosts Chloe Mikala and Sam Rogers squawk about how they met, bitch about why they started this podcast, and reveal the topic of their first episode - coming to yah on Oct. 1st! Don't forget to subscribe & catch us on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play Music, Stitcher, or Soundcloud! Also, follow us on Instagram: @twobrokebitchesssss

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