Weird Thoughts with Josh Roupe

Spay bae and pray away the monoxide leak in the studio. Weird Thoughts returns from its hiatus with this banger of an episode! Fire up a couple socks and hop in your rover vehicle for a mountainous tale full of epic twists and turns. *Featuring the premiere of a NEW original rap jam entitled, 'Josh Poop'!! www.weirdthoughtspodcast.com

In this heart-filled holiday special, Josh pays respects to his fallen cat, Brohammer, by sharing tales of his legacy. Santa phones in to report on X-mas preparations from the North Pole. Brad doesn't remember getting pubes. www.weirdthoughtspodcast.com

Are you sick of buying your meats from a licensed meat-dealer downtown? Wouldn't it be nice to have access to those meats, unprompted, from the comfort of your own driveway? Well this might be the episode for you! Pavlon's Big Dawgs, Josh & Bones breakdown the perks of second-hand meat vendors, wallets and June-bugs in July.. www.weirdthoughtspodcast.com

It's the Blandman's Birthday so we hit the make-believe roller rink with Ramon Trevino to celebrate. Pop a bottle, crack a can but either way, wash your hands. Also a special announcement that could affect the aesthetics of your torso!! www.joshroupe.com

Episode 33: From dinner-bells to work-pant smells! It's time to dodge the dangling fly-ribbon rolls of life and get your keester up here on the roof. We've also got NEW, all original music for you to bump on your next chore boy run! It's a comically strange, podcast masterpiece like none other.. www.joshroupe.com

Mail trucks full of mustard packets, delivering more questions than answers. Are we alone in the universe? What's with all these boiled diners and how much butter is okay for a house-cat to consume? Josh and Brad get down to business in this fantastic and inquisitive episode.. www.joshroupe.com

Keep your shoes on and join us for a fictitious Summer Jam festival put on by our good friends at NogDog: Non-Nonsensicle, Non-Nutritious EggNog-alternative!! The hounds are a nipping and so is the heat but that's nothing that can't be remedied by our patent-avoiding, 'Nog-Hose'. Josh and Brad talk summertime activities, LIVEish in front of a make believe crowd of party-hounds on an affordable Detroit beachfront. All Original Music and Re-Mixes provided by Brad's cousin Leroy, [a.k.a. DJ Diza$$ta Pantz] www.joshroupe.com

Allow yourself to become a fly on our studio wall and catch the latest story-telling showdown. Josh proves that not all street-artist origins begin on the streets. Bradford Bones is a Jackie-Chan-Almost. Treat those hairy knees with a simple 3-leeches-wide solution! *Subscribe.. **Share with your allies.. **Merch coming soon! www.joshroupe.com

High above the forest floor is untapped real estate for unsupervised kids. Treehouse shanties, improvised zip-lines and roller-coasters. Josh recalls the days of his youth. Brad is awoken by the pitter-patter of his worst enemy. www.joshroupe.com

Brad gets tired of being a bland man so Josh dubs him the official Andy Richter of the program. The two kick banter from their respectable bunkers via technology and reminisce of past episodes. www.joshroupe.com

In a world faced with the threat of plague and boredom, one quaranteam comes together (*before we had to stay apart)in order to help with the latter. In this fantastic movie-themed episode, Josh wrangles the ropes as he introduces W.T.P. co-host Bradford Bones to the O.G. W.T.P. co-host, Ramon Trevino. The trio discusses some of their favorite films, get served some extra-exotic cheese and much more.. Originally Released: Mar, 2020. www.joshroupe.com

There's a storm on the horizon so we stock up on the essentials: eggs, wasabi peas, and oatmeal-producing plant pets. It's time to hunker down and play it cool. Originally Released: Feb, 2020. www.joshroupe.com

Josh and Brad take a walk down memory lane, to remember all the slushy critters of yesteryear. A vacuum company is called in regards to a cat stuck in a faulty grooming attachment. Sound the frogs! It's a good one! Originally Released: Jan, 2020. www.joshroupe.com

Raise Your Nog chalices sky-high and celebrate with the boyz! It's the 20-Nog Teen Holiday Special, brought to you by our good friends at NogDog's Non-Natural Egg Nog. Josh and Brad share candid memories of x-masses passed, in front of a non-nonfictional studio audience and 38 donor dogs. (*compliments of NogDog). A special red-suited guest makes an appearance and dire New Year's resolutions are enforced thru the threat of public indecency. Originally Released: Dec, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

After the loss of his father, Josh takes on the role of an orphan man. Brad, half-orphan man himself, joins the program as well. The discuss the perils of life, death and everything in-between, including: dark web candy companies, drive-by turkey slayings and the occasional late night incident at Denny's. ***This episode was also recorded live in front of a make believe studio audience. *** Originally Released: Nov, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

The hygienic-menace, Bradford Bones, drops by for some poorly cooked pizza bagels. Josh shares a childhood story involving a shotgun shell, a sidewalk and a hammer. Also Christian summer camp is the first for everything. Great laughs and great P.S.A. messages all around! D.O.N.T. miss out.. Originally Released: July, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

Bradford Bones joins Josh for some S'mores and more, when a story about marshmallows tangents off into a tale of Cuban goat love. Josh raps about being an old-ass man. Then Bones breakdowns his hygienic routine and history. Originally Released: June, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

It's gonna be a straw dog showdown when Ramon Trevino drops back into the show to talk futuristic robots and stuff. Originally Released: June, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

From bedtime-scents to musky chicken, Bradford Bones is a man who's seen it all. He joins to the program breakdown his underground sandwich commercial and then some classic kung-fu. Originally Released: May, 2019. www.joshroupe.com

In the summer of 2018, Josh set out to sell his old car by putting together a used car commercial. However, the project spun out of control and became a full 12-minute short film, later named 'Frickin' Ticks. In this episode, Josh is joined by co-stars, Ryan Pierce and Kelsey Cavazos to discuss the project at an informal wrap-up party. Originally Released: Oct, 2018.

Josh rides shotgun to Ryan Pierce in the concert-bound road trip adventure. In the episode, Josh reveals some details about boot camp that the recruiters left out. Also back in 2002, when Jared Fogle was still considered a hero, Josh was a SubWay ninja, spinning knives next to bare-footed hippies. www.joshroupe.com

A casual basement chat with Ramon Trevino about werewolves and stuff. Ray pitches Josh a screenplay. The two exchange spooky stories. Original Release: Feb, 2018. www.joshroupe.com

From the Pan Man to the present, Josh showcases a collection of crank calls from throughout the history of the podcast and beyond. Concerns over a boring breakfast cereal leads to the request of customer support. The script gets flipped on a Nigerian Scam artist. The wrong attachment leaves a disgruntled pet lodged in a luxurious vacuum cleaner. And a few more.. Originally Released: Feb, 2018. www.joshroupe.com

An inefficient stool meets its demise when Kelsey Cavazos visits the program to talk about Cooler trolls. Josh recalls the time a truck drove thru a gas station while he there killing bugs. Originally Released: Jan, 2018. www.joshroupe.com

Life gets a little less jolly after 900 years at the same gig. Gastritis and living in the back of a Buick, doesn't stop Ole' St. Nick from stopping by the show. In this distasteful holiday special, Josh learns that so many of our role models have a dark side. Original Release: Dec, 2017. www.joshroupe.com

Pack your gullets with this cornucopia of never before released clips and shorts. Josh meets with an array of guests from Weird Thoughts past and future to discuss everything from cat-dentistry to urban kayaking.. Originally Released: Nov, 2017. www.joshroupe.com

Ray has a basement that can't be urinated in so he and Josh limit their carbonation-intake. Josh talks about the time he almost grabbed a sting-ray by mistake in Australia. Who camped out in a whale first? Was it Jonah or Geppetto? Originally released: Oct, 2016. www.joshroupe.com

Josh recalls the time he got hit by a semi-truck but was saved by improvised underpants. Then there was the pyramid-scheme day-job scandal that led to an original rap song and a call to customer support, inquiring about a cat stuck in a vacuum cleaner. Originally Released: June 2016. www.joshroupe.com

A baby-masked man lurks across campus, grimacing beneath an expressionless, acrylic face. His intentions however, are pure and teach us not to judge a book by it's cover. Travis Toye joins Josh in this Halloween spooktacular. Originally Released: Oct, 2016. www.joshroupe.com

Life's too short to half-ass it on the dance floor so get loose. Yogi makes an attempt to leave the park with a full Keyster. Ramon and Josh recall a night of vigorous dancing before Tyler C. rolls in to get loud and crunk with the boyz.. Originally Released: Feb, 2016 www.joshroupe.com

Squirrels don't need jackets and you don't need to be a slave to toilets when you've got a basement that you can pee in. Ramon Trevino returns to the show to discuss why shooting compound bows inside the comfort of your own home is a bad idea. We also learn about Gay Talese, dog diapers and what happens to your clothes when you're not wearing them. Origanally Recorded: June, 2015 www.joshroupe.com

Josh eats some boring breakfast cereal, so he calls the manufacturer to gain and give some insight. Later, he joins visual artist Sara Moffett in her studio to discuss her work and hang out. This episode also premieres two exclusive new songs which prove that this might be one of the greatest episodes ever constructed in all of human podcasting history!! Originally Recorded: March, 2015. www.joshroupe.com

Ray K. met Josh in his mostly vacant apartment for this enjoyably awkward episode. The two discuss the importance of being yourself, motorcycle riding monkeys, gaybies and more.. Originally Recorded: Feb, 2015. www.joshroupe.com

Josh takes on the role of Bruce Buscemi, the fictitious half-brother of Steve Buscemi, in order to flip the script on a Nigerian scam-artist. Fatima is looking for love and money but Bruce is looking for something more. He's ambitious to assemble the ultimate bowling team in order to beat his Hollywood brother in an upcoming bowling tournament. Will love triumph over the lanes? Tune in to find out.. Originally Recorded: Feb, 2015. www.joshroupe.com

He knows when you're sleeping, he's dirty and he's creeping. Christopher H. Kringle, the Jingle-Daddy himself, drops into the program. A slew of original x-mas carols are thrown at you and there's something about Molly. *Originally released: Dec, 2014. www.joshroupe.com

Just two dudes podcasting in the park, talking 'bout life, literature and parental genitals. Ramon Trevino premieres in this extra-windy episode that barely has anything to do at all with fishsticks. *Originally released: Nov/Sept, 2014. www.joshroupe.com

Life can become absurd. Death can become absurder. In this clunky premiere episode of the Weird Thoughts Podcast, Josh learns that sometimes you have to take a life in order to make those geometric shapes. *Original release date: May, 2014 www.joshroupe.com