Welcome to the Internet

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Welcome to the Internet is a comedy news podcast, where Matt and Ed take you through the most insane, interesting and whacky news articles from the past week.

Matt Parish and Ed Padgett


    • Apr 16, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 25m AVG DURATION
    • 6 EPISODES


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    6. D.B. Cooper's Signature Gravy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 85:34


    EPISODE 6 OF WELCOME TO THE INTERNET IS FINALLY HERE. This episode's topics include: The debut of a brand new and probably one-off segment! A woman who got face tattoos to follow a dream, Tommy Wiseau's previous life and a suspiciously delicious sounding limited edition collab pizza. Please leave a review on iTunes if you liked it! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting me use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

    5. Jeff Bezos: Warrior Princess

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 74:22


    EPISODE 5 OF WELCOME TO THE INTERNET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY DOMINOS PIZZA™ (We wish) This episode's topics include: Matt's thoughts on the 2018 box-office smash hit Rampage, Theresa May as a World War 2 Spitfire pilot, a man who injected his own jizz directly into his bloodstream, Papa Johns putting out hits on loyal Dominos Pizza customers and much more! Please leave a review on iTunes if you liked it! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting me use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

    4. Big Vince McPlan stars in Fast 9: Revenge of the Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 76:50


    Can you believe it's episode 4 and we're STILL talking about Jet Li's The One!? Me either. In this episode, Matt LITERALLY almost drowns on a mouthful of Ribena (which I had to cut out because it was gross), we discuss what we think the plot for Fast and Furious 9 should be, Ed reveals the shocking truth behind Scooby Doo and The Flintstones and Matt dishes the dirt on the Ultimate Warrior... It's Welcome to the Internet! Please leave a review on iTunes if you liked it! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting me use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

    3. Wake up, Australia doesn't actually exist!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 93:13


    It's episode 3 of your favourite terrible but also brilliant comedy podcast. This episode's talking points include a LOT of conspiracy theories, some random crap about sharks doing drive-bys on each other and a serious, in no way satirical conversation about the race of shapeshifting lizards that drink human blood and rule the human race. Please leave a rating and review on iTunes if you like our show! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting us use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

    2. More clones and bigger bodies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2018 87:02


    Episode 2 of Welcome to the Internet. In our second episode, Matt and Ed decide that, you know what? Jet Li's 'The One' is basically the only film you actually need to have ever seen. This weeks stories include: bears that work at police stations, even more stuff about poop and even MORE stuff about ghosts. Please leave a review on iTunes if you liked it! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting me use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

    1. Ape rituals, ghost pregnancies and poop stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2018 98:40


    Episode 1 of Welcome to the Internet. In our first episode, Matt and Ed delve into some of the poopiest, spookiest and downright bullshit news stories you've ever heard. Oh and we debate if ghosts need to buy plane tickets? Please leave a review on iTunes if you liked it! Thanks to Rolemusic for letting me use his track 'Bacterial Love' as our podcast theme, check out more of his music at http://rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com/

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