A deep dive into your brainless and brainful hypotheticals. On this show, Ian and Travis tackle all of your "What ifs". Whether they be silly or sad, thoughtful or mad, we will apply every ounce of wisdom and knowledge that we claim to possess and explore your burning ponderings of reality.
Bark Bark. Get them boys in line! In this episode Ian and Travis line up a wonderful set of your what ifs. We discuss file tongues. We talk about herding boys. We ponder if Tommy Wiseau ever lept from an airplane. We go memory mining with the Chinese. Lastly, we commiserate over our fears of dapper and dangerous alligators. Never trust a gator with a razor!
I put a spell on you. You are now bewitched to listen to this episode for I weight considerably less than a duck! On this edition, Ian and Travis cover turning only one way. We talk about how barbers are stealing your hair for soup. We discuss how sentient doors can be true assholes. We lament how terrible it would be it water could not be contained. Finally, we bring it all down when we speak on the loneliness of an empty universe. Listen if you are out there.
Didgeridon't you just want to Didgeridive right into this Didgeridepisode? This week on this travesty Ian and Travis discuss what would happen if we only pooped once a year. Hurray... We talk about what could possibly happen after death. We debate the feelings of didgeridoos. We discuss the benefits of matriarchies. Finally, we throw all reason to the wind and debate nihilism. What does it matter anyway? I don't know. Listen or not. Who cares?
Ian and Travis at House Bader. Ian and Travis at House Bader! On this episode, Ian, Travis, and Darmok help parse some deep ideas. What if our teeth were like our penises? What would you do if you ended up in prison for a long time? What happens when Ian and Travis watch star trek before making a podcast? Would a reality show featuring elastic MMA fighters be as bonkers as it sounds? No is probably the answer to all of these question! Find out by listening.
The 4th awakens! is the subtitle for the fourth Sharknado movie. Did you know that? You will learn some about this in this episode. We also talk about super-powered color changes! We take a shot at hurumphing traffic signs. We discuss the finer points of Mr. Potato Head faces. Finally, we fly off into space when gravity stops affecting all humans. Strap on your lead shirts for this beautiful menagerie of our thoughts!
On our very third episode, we tackle a bunch of questions in quick succession. What if we could fly without wings? What if we didn't have knees! What if you travel back in time to kill yourself? What if you could grow your arms but not shrink them? What if there wasn't any alcohol and somehow this question led to Ian and Travis leading the free world? This and nothing else for your enjoyment!
Ian and Travis are at it again. We explore the idea of living stuffed animals. We fear a Martian invasion. We discover rubber bones. We talk about forgetting everything. We do it all with better audio at the expense of a few technical difficulties! Come join us in our adventure minds!
On this, our very first episode, Ian and Travis discuss the finer points of some simple "what ifs". Pooping while maintaining eye contact, dancing to solve all problems, striking cats, and throwing liers in jail. We are pretty sure these were the biggest problems to solve in our debut episode! Or not, we aren't your mom. Note: This is our first time. Be gentle. The audio will get better.
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