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Laura Jean McLaughlin and Schlumpy Funk Gentle listeners, I have the most wonderful artist to introduce you to on this week’s episode! Laura Jean is a sculptor and an artist that I met in Denmark in 2013, at a very interesting ceramic conference full of larger-than-life personalities and intrigue and of course. ceramics! Laura Jean stood out to me, with her amazing talent and what I have come to realize is her true love of creating work, wherever and however she can. I appreciated her style immediately, so bold and narrative, rich in storytelling, and just beautiful and so many things. she does mosaics, prints, sculpture, big and small... what is this style of drawing, woodcarving, and sculpture???? When I went back to Hawaii and rejoined my life I followed her on Facebook, then on IG for years. I would order small pieces from her that could be shipped to Hawaii easily because simply put, her works make me happy! It really is that simple, this complex yet straightforward, whimsical yet to me Buddhist, incorporates the idea of “being present” and does not take itself nor the artist too seriously.. I think Laura Jean is an artist who is comfortable in her skin and that permeates her work and flows through all she does. Hmmm, I thought what is this mysterious and beautiful world I stumbled upon????? I would discover that this is called Schulmpy Funk sooooooo when I went through Pittsburgh on my way to Philly I was determined to stop and see the studio that had inspired me all these years and I think will continue to do so for years to come! So much I enjoyed Laura Jean’s studio and her conversation and work that on my back Iowa I stopped again, this is our conversation. I hope we will have many more about Schlumpy Funk, morning meditations, and moving into simpler digs with her studio which is AMAZINGLY FULL of her creativity from her work, to her cats to the mural she just painted on the outside as I was leaving! A human so full of ideas she seems to overflow and cannot be contained ..below are the links to her website, bio, and her social media and to the Schulmpy funk manifesto which I think will change one’s life if you let it! So do yourself and the world a huge favor and friend her on Facebook, watch her morning meditation drawings, get inspired as we come out of this pandemic year and we remember that beautiful things happened when we were not looking! http://laurajeanmclaughlin.com/https://www.instagram.com/ljmclay/ https://www.facebook.com/laura.j.mclaughlin.3Here is how you can buy the Schlumpy Funk Manifesto, https://www.amazon.com/Schlumpy-Manifestoes-David-Ziller-McLauglin/dp/098919227X/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=schlumpy+Funk&qid=1621388023&s=movies-tv&sr=1-1
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded All too much The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over Failed arena football player Heading to the penthouse party Yes, I'll take you up right now I don't fit at all The head neck move dance all together We make our way in Turns out it is a Penthouse part Not a penthouse party Was TMZ there? They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in? I was on the of the line Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom No, but they did let me know I might not get in Leave you outside? Yeah, but I totally understand Gonna make it happen I know that you know that I am impressed You aren't making eye contact with me We get into the VIP area That was it Didn't know what to do after that Then the free drinks began They brought out the Cristal It was a cliche of cliches Everyone is loving it The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up Every Ed Hardy design was represented Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying I took Maggie to a craft shop Where? On Canal Street Nice Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven That's marriage The store was half empty Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
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